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Nickj wrote:Ted buys a harley. The salesmen tells him, “whenever it’s gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome so it won’t rust.” And he hands Ted a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend takes him to meet her parents. So they take the bike. But just before they go in, She says: “I have to tell you When we eat, we don’t talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.” “Okay”, he says. They sit down and no one says a word. As dinner goes on, Ted decides to test the situation. So he reaches over and grabs her boob. Nobody says a word. So he stands up, rips her clothes off, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. But no one says a word. So he grabs the Mum, bends her over the table and nails her, then sits down But still, Total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Ted remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket… Suddenly the father shouts: “I’ll DO the FUCKIN’ dishes!”
That make me laugh out loud in the middle of the conference
I went out last night with some friends and had too many drinks. Knowing that I was way over the limit I did something that I have never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived safely which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before
Jimi hendrix 27,kurt cobain 27,jim morrison 27,janis joplin 27,amy whinehouse 27 ,
justin bieber 17……another 10 fucking years to go!!
Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky dive.
“When i got to the door, i couldnt jump. So the 6ft 7 black instructor unzips his fly & drops out his 14″ cock & says if you dont jump youre going to get this baby up your ass!”
Mick asks “Did you jump”.
Paddy replies “A little bit when it first went in”.Gifts for REAL men !
Nickj wrote:Gifts for REAL men !:woohoo: LMFAO :laugh:
Letter to the Doc!
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