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  • July 27, 2012 at 12:39 am #226739

    Steve
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    My new girlfriend said she couuld not possable consider sucking my dick untill at least 6 months into the relationship.
    Itold her that i respect her wishes,and comend her for it.
    So i said i will give her a call,a bit closer to the time.

    July 27, 2012 at 1:12 am #226801

    Alex
    Member

    Great to see the jokes are back again :)

    July 29, 2012 at 1:56 am #226803

    drew
    Member
    axel wrote:
    Great to see the jokes are back again :)

    yes Badfun has a lot to answer for!! :laugh: :cheer: ;) :P :P 😆 :woohoo: :pinch: 👿

    July 31, 2012 at 11:42 am #106783

    Gary Bloxsome
    Member

    Have some champagne

    A chicken farmer went to a local bar and sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

    The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”

    “What a coincidence,” the chicken farmer says. “This is a special day for me. I am celebrating”

    “This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!” says the woman.

    “What a coincidence!” says the chicken farmer! As they clink glasses the man asked, “What are you celebrating?”

    “My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!”

    “What a coincidence,” says the man. “I’m a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.”

    “That’s great!’ says the woman. “How did your chickens become fertile?”

    “I used a different cock,” he replied.

    The woman smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”

    August 9, 2012 at 2:15 pm #106784

    Scott Southwell
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    August 9, 2012 at 2:28 pm #227090

    Chris
    Member

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    August 11, 2012 at 2:48 pm #106785

    Greg
    Member

    LOL….DEALING WITH BULLIES

    Posted by YScRoll on Friday, 4 May 2012

    August 12, 2012 at 9:36 pm #227097

    Nick Jackson
    Member

    This cracks me up !!!! :D

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    August 12, 2012 at 10:56 pm #227348

    Eric Smith
    Member
    Nickj wrote:
    This cracks me up !!!! :D

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    Gold!! :laugh: :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: 😆 😆 :woohoo:

    August 14, 2012 at 12:12 pm #227355

    Mick D
    Member

    Wrong but funny anyhow.

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    August 14, 2012 at 12:13 pm #227685

    Mick D
    Member

    Trouble brewing…. :laugh:

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    August 14, 2012 at 12:24 pm #227686

    TheBoss
    Member
    micknmeld wrote:
    Wrong but funny anyhow.

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    An example of when on the line isnt out this time

    August 14, 2012 at 12:31 pm #227690

    Mick D
    Member

    I thought I may have been treading a fine line there ;)

    It was funny enough to take the risk though….. :laugh:

    August 14, 2012 at 6:09 pm #106786

    simon burke
    Member

    It has been determined that the most used sexual position for old married couples is the doggie position.

    The husband sits up and begs.

    The wife rolls over and plays dead. :huh:

    August 14, 2012 at 7:31 pm #227687

    Peter Horn
    Member
    micknmeld wrote:
    Wrong but funny anyhow.

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    Has Ollie seen this???

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