Kings Report

[MichaelMember]

andy29

I can tell were the back half is but you might have to check with Bollocks about the front half :cheer:

King Strucky

[Geoff ForshawMember]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Great report there King Strucky!!

Love it mate keep em coming :blink: :laugh: :laugh:

Cheers, Lefty

[WayneMember]

King Strucky wrote:

You’re a fair dinkem Unit your highness,

I know where the front of that Goat hide is………….the prince (your son) was wearing it when you were in Canberra so his friends didn’t see him (how embarrassment!)

So, with this new title you have been bestowed……..I gather any future ride partners will have to undergo ASIO/ FBI/ CIA / Physc./ Prostate/ Chicken Pox etc etc etc checks before being given the official go ahead to accompany you? Further to this, if someone overtakes you, do they have to bow or curtsy? At every creek crossing, does a fellow rider have to lay down in front of you so can ride over them and stay out of the water/ mud etc? I mean, is there a procedures manual that OBT’s have to study before each ride or what?

Pleb Crash

[malleeMember]

Great report there mate :laugh:

I am now at an end as to weather the standard of the site just went UP or Down :woohoo: 👿

Mallee

[Justin WilliamsMember]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Well done king strucky!!! Still still cracking up… As they say… Good on ya unit :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Jeffrey SmithMember]

Nice work and congratulations on your inauguration your highness. A worthy King indeed.

[Mark BuntingMember]

Nice work Oh-Royal-One.

At last a King who rules for the people :laugh: :laugh:

I for one will be looking forward to your monthly business activity statements.

Your faithful servent

Kram

[JohnMember]

What’s your advertising budget King? I see you’re trying to share yourself around :whistle:

Looks like you’re hitting (so to speak) your target audience! Don’t forget the one you knock back is the one you never get!

[simon burkeMember]

Taking it to a whole new level Strucky :laugh:
Just no naked shots in the next instalment please
Where’s King Strucky takes on where’s Wally

Bol :woohoo:

[MichaelMember]

The King is back

I have been slack on my duties to all my people. I have learnt not too promise anything when one has been drinking with mummy late at night in the palace.

As a royal I often visit hospitals to see and cheer up the sick and elderly.

I came across this poor sole. He calls himself Puddles, at first I thought what a strange name by the end of the day I thought whatever float your boat.

I could see straight away what his problem was , too much Husky red cells I straight away ordered 200mls of Yamaha Blue, as I have a medical back ground when I was serving God and the Queen

While waiting for the blood transfusion my trusty servant Fushcy was carrying out his royal duties of serving the people and cutting up an elderly lady’s sausages.

Within a hour he was right

More to come

[GregMember]

Thats gold King :laugh:

[FezMember]

King Strucky wrote:

Fushcy was carrying out his royal duties of serving the people and cutting up an elderly lady’s sausages.

More like eating her sausages. Its OK she wont remember wether she ate anything anyway because of all the drugs these old hippies are on these days.

[SteveMember]

Great report King.
I noticed you even got a shot of Mrs Puddles in bed beside him.
He was trying to tell us She wasn’t interested in him.

[Peter HornMember]

I must have spent too long away frrm the site, this is the first I’ve seen of your reports King, though reading them all at once :laugh: made a few peeps around the office look at me weird… :blush:
Excellent reporting as we would expect from Royalty, really well written and researched, so who’s the Royal Press Secretary your Roostingness?
Not so sure re the Husky Yammy thing but then again, it did sound like a Royal Decree!!
All Hail the King!!

Iva …out.

[MichaelMember]

Part Two

Over the next couple of days, I became to like this person who calls himself puddles.

I took the time to read to him on my visits, great tails from Clubbys adventures in Trailzone . This seem to take him back to when he was once was a great Adventure Rider.

Then he wanted to read to me, and show his skills in the English language.

The following day I came to see him, only to be fronted by this.

My heat sunk with sadness the only thing left was to read him something from the bible, so he could pass on to the next world.

There was no bible, so the next good book is Trailzone, so I read him Dr Phils maintenance on WRs 250s.

I later found out that he could not handle the Yamaha blood.
RIP my friend Puddles
Cheers
King Strucky

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