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  • #115026

    Greg
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    laserracer wrote:

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    I wonder if hes heard of that ancient maori custom i lenda you a bike you lenda me your wife:laugh: ps only if shes a hottie:cheer:

    I dont Ollie’s wife, I am sure shes lovely, she would have to drink if she puts up with Ollie

    #115027

    DAVE PURDOM
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    laserracer wrote:

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    I wonder if hes heard of that ancient maori custom i lenda you a bike you lenda me your wife:laugh: ps only if shes a hottie:cheer:

    only take hotties ,.. no uglies, whinies, cryies,
    grumpies,hairies,

    #115028

    Greg
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    laserracer wrote:

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    laserracer wrote:

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    only take hotties ,.. no uglies, whinies, cryies,
    grumpies,hairies,

    Ha ha that rules Moto out on all fronts

    #115029

    DAVE PURDOM
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    drinkies is ok… a drunk hottie ..oh baby
    im sure i can find a pit bike for him to use:laugh:

    #115030

    Dean
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    5 out of 6 and she’s not the hottie:laugh:

    ps my missus is Maori so i know all of the traditions, Im still trying to convince her of the great australian tradition of “thou must ride dirtbikes to celebrate the coming of the lord”:laugh:

    she used to be a Hottie, then i sobered up:ohmy:

    ollie

    I hope she doesnt read this:unsure:

    #115033

    David
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    Ollie wrote:

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    she used to be a Hottie, then i sobered up:ohmy:

    ollie

    I hope she doesnt read this:unsure:

    Dont worry Ollie Mate I will pass it on to your other half for you.

    #115036

    Greg
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    dont throw rocks in your glass house Dave :huh:

    #115034

    DAVE PURDOM
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    Ollie wrote:

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    5 out of 6 and she’s not the hottie:laugh:

    ps my missus is Maori so i know all of the traditions, Im still trying to convince her of the great australian tradition of “thou must ride dirtbikes to celebrate the coming of the lord”:laugh:

    she used to be a Hottie, then i sobered up:ohmy:

    ollie

    I hope she doesnt read this:unsure:

    WOW Ollie .. im thinkin if she reads that you will be riding somthing and its probably not a bike :laugh: ;)

    #115037

    Dean
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    Thanks Dave your a champ;)

    ollie

    #115039

    DAVE PURDOM
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    HEY ollie… ive found you something to ride ..unfortunately its not a bike but my wife said you can borrow her broomstick to ride:laugh:
    pointy hat and black cat optional

    #115040

    DAVE PURDOM
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    Hell she just said if i post this.. shes gonna turn me into …..no please dont..a…honda:laugh:

    #115042

    Greg
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    laserracer wrote:

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    Hell she just said if i post this.. shes gonna turn me into …..no please dont..a…honda:laugh:

    Funny, not one of the CR125 red devils, with the twin shock just released over there, the ones we call 1974 models?

    #115041

    Dean
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    laserracer wrote:

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    HEY ollie… ive found you something to ride ..unfortunately its not a bike but my wife said you can borrow her broomstick to ride:laugh:
    pointy hat and black cat optional

    phew Dave I was a bit worried how about a comma after bike:laugh: what model broom stick?:laugh:

    Ollie

    #115043

    DAVE PURDOM
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    naaah i had one of those,.. also had a tm 400 wish i still had it.. she turned me into something waaay better .. a honda 50 stepthru
    damn should have been a yamaha .. damn witch
    BBAAAMMMM..make that a honda 50 frame:(

    #115045

    DAVE PURDOM
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    Ollie wrote:

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    laserracer wrote:

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    HEY ollie… ive found you something to ride ..unfortunately its not a bike but my wife said you can borrow her broomstick to ride:laugh:
    pointy hat and black cat optional

    phew Dave I was a bit worried how about a comma after bike:laugh: what model broom stick?:laugh:

    Ollie

    come to think of it, i think i first met her behind the …bike sheds..:laugh:

    or was it i met the school bike behind the sheds..damn memory,.. age is a dangerous thing,.. as i quickly look over my shoulder to see if shes looking:laugh:

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