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  • #115038

    David
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    Trailboss wrote:

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    dont throw rocks in your glass house Dave :huh:

    Dont worry TB I smashed all the windows in my glasshouse years ago buddy, when you have been married for 22 years they know all anyway

    OH and by the way welcome Kiwi Dave….Welcome to the Madhouse…I wish I could come back to NZ, but they will lock me down for a little holiday if I do……come to think about its the same in Fiji and Tahiti as well…must be something to do with Islands

    #115046

    Dean
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    :laugh: :laugh: Good one mate

    I met mine on a winery tour and me and a few buddies were on the Port, 22 years later i sobered up:blink:

    ollie

    #115047

    DAVE PURDOM
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    Ktmrat wrote:

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    Trailboss wrote:

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    dont throw rocks in your glass house Dave :huh:

    Dont worry TB I smashed all the windows in my glasshouse years ago buddy, when you have been married for 22 years they know all anyway

    OH and by the way welcome Kiwi Dave….Welcome to the Madhouse…I wish I could come back to NZ, but they will lock me down for a little holiday if I do……come to think about its the same in Fiji and Tahiti as well…must be something to do with Islands

    hi ktmrat.thanks for the welcome… well you are only a rookie ive been doing time with the same ..witch..sorry women for 30 looooong
    years and to make matters worse she likes hondas and kawasakis …but i’ll be free soon i’ve cut the brake lines on her broomstick:laugh: ;)squashed her pointy hat
    and turned her black cat into a toilet seat warmer:blink:
    hhhmmm what was the name of that book again ??? The cats revenge..by claude balls

    #115049

    Mick D
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    Has anyone else noticed that Kiwi Dave has his gender down as female on his profile. Has the male inner sanctum we had happening here today been breached??

    #115057

    DAVE PURDOM
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    Stink …i wondered why i was wearing a short skirt and high heels;)

    #115058

    DAVE PURDOM
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    micknmeld wrote:

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    Has anyone else noticed that Kiwi Dave has his gender down as female on his profile. Has the male inner sanctum we had happening here today been breached??

    OK thanks for that i’ve changed it now (he says in a deep manly voice)and ive taken off the skirt, but the heels stay ..they are my best fox riding heels:blink: :laugh: :unsure:

    #115048

    Anonymous

    Ollie wrote:

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    :laugh: :laugh: Good one mate

    I met mine on a winery tour and me and a few buddies were on the Port, 22 years later i sobered up:blink:

    ollie

    Why does the fcat you met your wife on this piss whilst in the Navy not surprise me :laugh:

    #115139

    Dean
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    Moto wrote:

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    Ollie wrote:

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    :laugh: :laugh: Good one mate

    I met mine on a winery tour and me and a few buddies were on the Port, 22 years later i sobered up:blink:

    ollie

    Why does the fcat you met your wife on this piss whilst in the Navy not surprise me :laugh:

    Moto I get better looking when Im on the Piss:woohoo:

    ollie

    #115166

    Mick D
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    Ollie wrote:

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    Moto wrote:

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    Ollie wrote:

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    :laugh: :laugh: Good one mate

    I met mine on a winery tour and me and a few buddies were on the Port, 22 years later i sobered up:blink:

    ollie

    Why does the fcat you met your wife on this piss whilst in the Navy not surprise me :laugh:

    Moto I get better looking when Im on the Piss:woohoo:

    ollie

    And don’t forget funnier as well.

    #115169

    Anonymous

    I can just see you swaggering over on the charm offensive after a skinful of Port :laugh:

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