KTM v Honda — Well Boys

[DavidMember]

I publicly challenge the lot of you to show where per ca pita of bikes sold how many wins that manufacturer has, and I think you will find the trillions of Hondas sold and the relative handful of wins is a really bad batting average, where as the lower numbers of KTM’s sold and the huge wins would have to put them up there with the best winningest bikes ever made.
Who has the best averages so far,KTM, and if KTM had the market penetration of your beloved dinosaurs then the podiums would be orange full time rather than just most of the time, can’t argue with maths my friend

So in simple speak for the Yamaha riders, Bikes sold versus wins attained- world wide, any disciplines, What bike wins the most in relation to the numbers of units sold….Ha Ha Ha try and win that Honda boy, he who says they sell the most in the world

[Anonymous]

Oh dear I’m glad this was posted in the bullpit, keep this sensible please people so we don’t have to lock the thread, just a polite request in advance of the ensuing mayhem

[DavidMember]

Bull:) pit is the only place :cheer: :unsure: :blink: :blush: :laugh: :laugh:

[Eric SmithMember]

I think KTM’s are the bestest bikes in the whole wide world ever! Plus, they have cute pit girls!

Sorry for ragging on KTM’s in other threads, its just that I am in denial about how I want one so badly…

Actually I’m not sure that sheer numbers of sales versus numbers of race wins means all that much given the proportional numbers used for trail riding.

[DavidMember]

I am expecting big bites as the Honda boys are used to beating a lost cause, getting into something they cant get out of, trying to go up hills they cant, you know all the funny stuff.

[GregMember]

ECKS-Man wrote:

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I think KTM’s are the bestest bikes in the whole wide world ever! Plus, they have cute pit girls!

Sorry for ragging on KTM’s in other threads, its just that I am in denial about how I want one so badly…

Actually I’m not sure that sheer numbers of sales versus numbers of race wins means all that much given the proportional numbers used for trail riding.

What he said + no titles this year for KTM no David Knight watch that unfold :blink:

Oh and Dave if you have the time work it out and if it is important and the light hearted banter hasnt caused you to have a stroke, post the results like a good boy

TB

[DavidMember]

I already worked it out….I ride it:laugh:
Stroke….No way, that is for the worrying Honda and Yamaha (see I am including blue now) riders

[Mick DMember]

Hi my name is Mick and I love KTM’s,they are the bestest motobike eva. I specially like the Orange ones I like thenm so much I got a KTM dog bowl and I don’t even have a dog. I wish they made KTM condoms too,so I could go much faster wif one of those on,If they made condoms Dave would get em too but he would only need the mini adventure ones.
I had a KTM towster too but it wasn’t much good,it put the KTM symbol on the towst,but when you put a egg on tha towst,you couldn’t see the KTM symbol anymore so how would anyone know you had a KTM towster?

[Anonymous]

micknmeld wrote:

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I had a KTM towster too but it wasn’t much good,it put the KTM symbol on the towst,but when you put a egg on tha towst,you couldn’t see the KTM symbol anymore so how would anyone know you had a KTM towster?

Get a KTM frying pan

[Eric SmithMember]

Hi Mick, my name is ECKS and I love KTM’s too! I think they are the bestest bikes becoz they are orange. I had a KTM towsta like yours and it was waaaay cool, fuly sik! Thing with the eggs is to get a KTM egg ring so that your eggs hav KTM on them to but if you have tomoto sauce it hides the egg and the towst so IDK but it is still fuly sik mate!

[Mick DMember]

I didn’t know you could get a KTM egg ring,I just usta make the KTM symbol wif nine bitza bacon.
Spose I coulda rote it wif sause,but my ritin isnt very good.

[GregMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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Hi my name is Mick and I love KTM’s,they are the bestest motobike eva. I specially like the Orange ones I like thenm so much I got a KTM dog bowl and I don’t even have a dog. I wish they made KTM condoms too,so I could go much faster wif one of those on,If they made condoms Dave would get em too but he would only need the mini adventure ones.
I had a KTM towster too but it wasn’t much good,it put the KTM symbol on the towst,but when you put a egg on tha towst,you couldn’t see the KTM symbol anymore so how would anyone know you had a KTM towster?

ECKS-Man wrote:

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Hi Mick, my name is ECKS and I love KTM’s too! I think they are the bestest bikes becoz they are orange. I had a KTM towsta like yours and it was waaaay cool, fuly sik! Thing with the eggs is to get a KTM egg ring so that your eggs hav KTM on them to but if you have tomoto sauce it hides the egg and the towst so IDK but it is still fuly sik mate!

micknmeld wrote:

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I didn’t know you could get a KTM egg ring,I just usta make the KTM symbol wif nine bitza bacon.
Spose I coulda rote it wif sause,but my ritin isnt very good.

OH thats scares the shit out of me, you two sound like two KTM riders, like Dave and Bull, and you both sound like you live on a farm with all the other SHEEP / KTM riders

Well done guys, scary but really well done, hey did it hurt to sound like a KTM rider, I mean having your brain removed whilst you did it..

TB

bite away bitches I am signing off

[Scott SouthwellMember]

I love us vs them arguements, this is almost as much fun as the Holden vs Ford shit we see from the 4 wheeled wankers.

This is a comparison that could never be accurately judged.

Do you add all the models that are made by the companys that were NEVER designed or intended to be raced or only the full only the race models.

Are we talkin world titles or every race win.

What about the any race series that may have been brand specific such as the KTM junior series in the USA. Its a given they are going to win them.

Oh by the way, my name is Scott and I ride.

[Mick DMember]

Hey Dave,sorry for slagging the KTM motor bikes.

I just realised,I have to be nice to Dave as he is coming to my house this arvo to help fix the broken KTM in my shed.:blush:

[Michael GammoneMember]

Be carefull guys u do such a good job of it (being orange) u might find yourself staying at home playing with all those accesories instead of riding.

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