Life’s mysteries…

[Anonymous]

This is the first time I have looked at this thread. I feel loved to be the centre of your attention ECKS :kiss:

THIS THREAD IS TERMINATED

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[Eric SmithMember]

Barry? Was that you?:laugh:

Actually moto, that was probably a mercy killing!

[Anonymous]

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on “Start”?

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

[Anonymous]

Moto wrote: shite

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
uv ‘bleaching’ and the UVA-radiation generates oxidative stress which in turn oxidises pre-existing melanin. This leads to rapid darkening of already existing melanin. The second mechanism is the increased production of melanin

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
absence of air to cure it

Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
psychics as such are full of shite

Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Abbreviated is not acted. it means abbreviated

Why is a boxing ring square?
they used to be just a circle of spectators

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
cause it sticks to lips

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
so the lid doesn’t dislodge with dirt is dumped on it

Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
theory is the thought, practice is practical

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
snow is crystals, not drops

Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on “Start”?
You start the stopping process

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
The working memory has limited capacity. You need more of it to search and drive simultaneously. Music is overload

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Citric acid cleans well, however lemon juice can ‘go off’

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
You have confused the past tense of break with a third person mediator

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Because it counts seconds

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
more people are in a rush at that time of day.

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Because it is a word

Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
I understand what ‘tops of your feet’ without confusion. therefore there does not need to be a new word

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Cats don’t normally eat mice. They like to kill them but they prefer to eat fish

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
The plane would be too heavy

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Yes, if they expose all there skin

Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive
To prove the purchaser is of legal age. A passport will suffice you big stupid head

[Mick DMember]

Well done Champo!! It appears you have an answer for everything.

You haved solve a myriad of lifes mysteries on your own.Then and undid all your good work by using the wrong “Their” in your 2nd last answer.

[Eric SmithMember]

Champo, that is the best answer to every question ever.

Oh behalf of anyone silly enough to click in this thread and actually read it, I would like to present you with the “Too Much Spare Time Trophy”

[GregMember]

Thats stuffed him Champo, well done

He will have to cut and paste an answer!

TB

[Anonymous]

Very good Champo! When reading them I thought some of them weren’t that goood either, however, I didn’t bank on anyone actually responding to them! Karma for your effort

[GregMember]

Moto wrote:

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Very good Champo! When reading them I thought some of them weren’t that goood either, however, I didn’t bank on anyone actually responding to them! Karma for your effort

Given that he didnt cut and paste and steal someones elses hard work and took to time to put the work in unlike yourself, I award him one of your Karmas :laugh:

TB

[Anonymous]

I like your responses so much last time Champo I have some more for you :laugh:

If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?
If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight???
If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear seatbelts?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If love is blind, then why is lingere so popular?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If most car accidents occur within 5 kilometers of home, then why doesnt every one just move 5 k’s away?
Why are psychics still working if they all know the winning lottery numbers?
If you try to fail, but you succeed, which have you done?

[Anonymous]

Trailboss wrote:

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Moto wrote:

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Very good Champo! When reading them I thought some of them weren’t that goood either, however, I didn’t bank on anyone actually responding to them! Karma for your effort

Given that he didnt cut and paste and steal someones elses hard work and took to time to put the work in unlike yourself, I award him one of your Karmas :laugh:

TB

You molebag, you’ve been deducted one too for being a mole and abusing the karma system!

[GregMember]

Give it back mole, I didnt abuse it, I rewarded him and because you had been bad I said I would take one but didnt and wouldnt, lol someone else has you fool, now give mine Back

Honest Moto I didnt touch yours, there must be a copy cat

TB

[Anonymous]

I’ll give it back next time I’m online as I can’t do it within a 6 hour period

[Mick DMember]

The egg and the chicken question freaks me out.:blink:

[Anonymous]

micknmeld wrote:

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The egg and the chicken question freaks me out.:blink:

Are you allergic to eggs and chickens?

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