Life’s mysteries… – Page 3 – OLD Bull Trailriders

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February 13, 2009 at 8:29 pm #122339

Anonymous

Moto wrote shite:

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I like your responses so much last time Champo I have some more for you :laugh:

If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?
it’s dead without it’s spine

If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight???
fight for freedom

If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
the pan is roughed up to interlock the teflon

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear seatbelts?
air turbulence

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
depends on individual cases

If love is blind, then why is lingere so popular?
many find it erotic

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
not all alphabets are in english

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Excessive bacteria growth

If most car accidents occur within 5 kilometers of home, then why doesnt every one just move 5 k’s away?
home is where your car accidents are

Why are psychics still working if they all know the winning lottery numbers?
they make income from the gullible, not lotteries

If you try to fail, but you succeed, which have you done?
Both, you poo bum

February 13, 2009 at 10:46 pm #122430

Anonymous

Surely the last one is failed to fail

February 14, 2009 at 12:43 am #122457

Anonymous

fail and success and co-exist

you only know of the former:P

February 14, 2009 at 7:52 am #122472

Anonymous

champo35 wrote:

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fail and success and co-exist

you only know of the former:P

Former being those that preceed the latter or last. I’ll take co-exist to be the last term in your sentence, therefore, the former is encompasses both the terms fail and success.

In which case you are quite correct on both accounts

February 14, 2009 at 10:49 am #122049

Nick Again
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Wow, I just thought Barry was “Long” for BAZ.
And a Turtle without a shell was ” dinner”.

February 14, 2009 at 1:04 pm #122504

dennis da menace
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champo,

with all your answers and unlimited wisdom….

are you the LORD KATO reincarnated???

i might have to bow to you… but i dont wanna

menace.

March 17, 2009 at 5:03 am #122523

Eric Smith
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OBT needs some livening up today, so here’s today’s mysteries:

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What’s a whack?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?

“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?

March 17, 2009 at 5:06 am #126095

Mick D
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Haven’t you managed to dig that lint from your navel yet, Ecks?

March 17, 2009 at 5:18 am #126096

Eric Smith
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I’m having trouble Mick, I flogged off my special “Pivot” lint removing tools over the weekend to some clown from Wauchope! :laugh:

March 17, 2009 at 5:25 am #126098

Mick D
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ECKS-Man wrote:

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I’m having trouble Mick, I flogged off my special “Pivot” lint removing tools over the weekend to some clown from Wauchope! :laugh:

That brings tears to my eyes thinking about that.Those pivot pegs are sharp little suckers.:blink:

March 17, 2009 at 5:32 am #126100

Eric Smith
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Yeah, it smarts a bit at first! Works a treat though!

March 19, 2009 at 11:14 pm #126101

Eric Smith
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Today’s mysteries:

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

What’s another word for thesaurus?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?

How did a fool and his money get together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off?

If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

March 19, 2009 at 11:20 pm #126249

Greg
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ECKS-Man wrote:

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Today’s mysteries:

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

What’s another word for thesaurus?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?

How did a fool and his money get together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off?

If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

It just makes my head hurt :laugh:

March 19, 2009 at 11:56 pm #126254

Matt Baker
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one piece of advice, never take anyones advice.

March 20, 2009 at 12:06 am #126257

Eric Smith
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Remember, the thing with free advice is that you get what you pay for!!:blink:
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