Today’s mysteries:
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
What’s another word for thesaurus?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off?
If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
What disease did cured ham actually have?