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Clarky you could make one up.
Like how you were riding as fast as you can when an Orange blur went past you with the sound of a log cutters chainsaw at full noise. Distracted by the noise and by the amount of debris thrown up, you failed to see Mal5.1 on the track going as fast as he can. Realising that you were on a collision course with Mal5.1 and not wanting to see him cry, you swerved violently to the right and into the pines running over a tree hugger and tweaking your knee. Riding on regardless you put on a brave face for the rest of the day , only letting your guard down once you were in the shower , as like a true EMO, you only cry in the shower to hide your pain.
Galey
P.S. I will have enough time for B & E on the Sunday thanks mate.
GaleyKTM300 wrote:Clarky you could make one up.Like how you were riding as fast as you can when an Orange blur went past you with the sound of a log cutters chainsaw at full noise. Distracted by the noise and by the amount of debris thrown up, you failed to see Mal5.1 on the track going as fast as he can. Realising that you were on a collision course with Mal5.1 and not wanting to see him cry, you swerved violently to the right and into the pines running over a tree hugger and tweaking your knee. Riding on regardless you put on a brave face for the rest of the day , only letting your guard down once you were in the shower , as like a true EMO, you only cry in the shower to hide your pain.
Galey
P.S. I will have enough time for B & E on the Sunday thanks mate.
That is so funny and believable :laugh: :laugh:
GaleyKTM300 wrote:Clarky you could make one up.Like how you were riding as fast as you can when an Orange blur went past you with the sound of a log cutters chainsaw at full noise. Distracted by the noise and by the amount of debris thrown up, you failed to see Mal5.1 on the track going as fast as he can. Realising that you were on a collision course with Mal5.1 and not wanting to see him cry, you swerved violently to the right and into the pines running over a tree hugger and tweaking your knee. Riding on regardless you put on a brave face for the rest of the day , only letting your guard down once you were in the shower , as like a true EMO, you only cry in the shower to hide your pain.
Galey
P.S. I will have enough time for B & E on the Sunday thanks mate.
I was thinking more like:
Leasurely (but still fast) blitzing through the forest on the back wheel (minding my own business) when i start coughing uncontrollably, i look forward through this blue fog ahead and find a asthma enducing, putrid, 2 stroke. The mist gets in my eyes, chemical burns (again) my pupils , lights up my lungs like mustard gas when i am forced to drop the front wheel. Only to find that where i drop this said front wheel i find another 2 homosexual 2 stroke riders fondling each other in the mud, in an effort to get this image out of my brain i casually (still looking cool) twist my knee in order to get the smoke, smell and 2 stroke love image from my mind.
It was well worth it.
Clarky
mal5.1 wrote:I think it was more like you got an erection at the smell of the 2 strokes and you crashed. :whistle:Fess up Clarkey you know you want one. :laugh:
Yeah i want one Mal…… to use as traction
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