Merry christmas

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    glenn
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    just thought I would share my christmas card with one and all..
    Season Greetings

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

    Also we wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make the world a great place, and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes for himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

    This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor…

    Disclaimer:

    No trees were harmed in the sending of this message, however, while a significant number of electrons were inconvenienced, no bits were lost.

    Very best wishes to you for Xmas and a great 2010.

    Regards
    Boony

    #165163

    David
    Member

    Do you work for the government!!!!!

    Thanks Boonster for the laugh and Merry Xmas mate

    #165164

    Anonymous

    Saw this one last year and the year before, it’s still amusing each year though :P

    #165177

    Mal
    Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    What a crack up.

    Merry Xmas to everyone.

    #165165

    Bill
    Member

    did you wish for me to have a headache :laugh: :laugh:

    Happy christmas Boony

    #165178

    glenn
    Member

    Ktmrat wrote:

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    Do you work for the government!!!!!

    Thanks Boonster for the laugh and Merry Xmas mate

    yes

    and your welcome Rat

    #165166

    Dwayne O
    Member

    God Damn it !!!! Only 10 days left till the big one :huh:

    How quick did that year go ???? Too quick !!!!

    Anyway, That is an oldie but a goodie Boony, made me laugh again :)

    Mery Xmas to you too mate & ALL OLD BULLS, BULLETTES & THEIR FAMILIES ;) ;) ;)

    #165203

    Anonymous

    Merry Christmas all my brother and sister bulls scrooge1_Small.jpg

    #165228

    Anonymous

    Merry Christmas to you too Boony!

    I hope you get everything that you want for Xmas and I look forward to catching up with you next year on the longest day out (if not before).

    #165233

    glenn
    Member

    KylieD wrote:

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    Merry Christmas to you too Boony!

    I hope you get everything that you want for Xmas and I look forward to catching up with you next year on the longest day out (if not before).

    I will be on that dungrog ride in feb :)

    #165236

    Anonymous

    Boony wrote:

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    KylieD wrote:

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    Merry Christmas to you too Boony!

    I hope you get everything that you want for Xmas and I look forward to catching up with you next year on the longest day out (if not before).

    I will be on that dungrog ride in feb :)

    Cool we’ll catch up then.

    #165237

    glenn
    Member

    Righto here we go I`ll start and every odd some for a dirtbike riders x-mas carol????

    Jingle bells, Jingle bells jingles all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride on a crisp clear summers day. Hey
    Jingle bells, Jingle bells jingles all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride with you mates if they aren’t gay,
    Dashing through the trails, hoping the bike won’t fail, trying to express yourself when the whole world can turn stale Ho.

    #165167

    Dwayne O
    Member

    :laugh:
    Menace should be able to help ya with ths Boony,,,
    He hasn`t writtn ant songs now for a while :blink:

    The first OBT Xmas Carol it will be ;)

    #165168

    Dwayne O
    Member

    What have I started now ???????????????

    GOD

    HELP

    US

    PLEASE :huh:

    #165362

    i was thinking of that last night eags,

    jingle bells, boony smells….

    and

    wonder eagle lost his undies flting TAA…hey!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :kiss:

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