Most damage to a new bike in the shortest time possible

[Dan BatemanMember]

I’ve been out with some dogs, its amazing what they can fit in thier mouths

King STM wrote:

What sort of dog can eat a header pipe?

STM

[DeanMember]

King STM wrote:

What sort of dog can eat a header pipe?

STM

A Labrazorst ? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ollie

[PeterMember]

wazzup wrote:

I’ve been out with some dogs, its amazing what they can fit in thier mouths

ROFLMAO !!!!!

[Peter HornMember]

Must be a reason KTMs are (generally speaking) lighter in weight than most other bikes, if a dog can destroy a header pipe I think I might have found the answer…..:whistle:
Iva

[Mick DMember]

snowy09 wrote:

Rhodesian Ridgeback, I believe it grew up in a scrap yard!

It should be used to seeing KTM’s then :laugh:

[Peter HornMember]

snowy09 wrote:

Rhodesian Ridgeback, I believe it grew up in a scrap yard!

It should be used to seeing KTM’s then (Mick’s reply)

Agree ….even new ones

[DavidMember]

I for one think that you have misrepresented this poor animal.:unsure:
Only a dog of extremely refined taste would eat an orange motorcycle.
It’s obvious to me that any self respecting dog would eat nothing less than a KTM.
And there are so many bikes out there that are in many ways less than a KTM.:lol:

[Peter HornMember]

As a scientist , I think of the situation this way Rebore450, our Rhodesian Ridgback is your typical predator, he’s been watching the bikes around the place for a while now just waiting for his moment. And there it was! Now as we all know, the predators seek out the sick and the weak, so a brand spanking new KTM would have been exactly what he was looking for, and judging by Snowies detailed description of the havoc wreaked on the poor KTM he knew what he was doing!
See Rebore450, it’s just a case of Natural Selection at work.
Cheers
Iva

[Mick DMember]

Iva wrote:

As a scientist , I think of the situation this way Rebore450, our Rhodesian Ridgback is your typical predator, he’s been watching the bikes around the place for a while now just waiting for his moment. And there it was! Now as we all know, the predators seek out the sick and the weak, so a brand spanking new KTM would have been exactly what he was looking for, and judging by Snowies detailed description of the havoc wreaked on the poor KTM he knew what he was doing!
See Rebore450, it’s just a case of Natural Selection at work.
Cheers
Iva

Golden post. Good one, Darwin !!!!:laugh:

[DavidMember]

I take your point Iva, and well made it is from your perspective.:huh:
But if i am to look at this from a herd mentality stand point, i would have said that the KTM was the herd bull prepared to fight while the lesser weeker bikes in the herd ran for their lives.
During the KTMs heroic stand it has been battle scared but not beaten.
From all reports the KTM will live to fight another day, can we have truly have said this of any other make? I guess we will never know!:dry: :laugh:

[Peter HornMember]

Nice response Rebor450!
Of course those of us who ride other bikes prefer to avoid the herd and stand out from the crowd!!
Hang on … wouldn’t that make us targets for rogue rhodesian ridgebacks?:unsure:
Hey Snowie, has anyone tested the aforementioned mongrel curs eyseight, maybe he thought he KTM was a Honda!!:evil:

[Dwayne OMember]

C`Mon you blokes,,,
Can`t be too hard to work out who it is from the clues given :whistle:

And he has been unusually quiet the past day or so (a lot quieter than normal I think) :whistle: :whistle:

Do the math & notice who from up that way hasn`t posted in the thread yet :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

Having said that,,,, I would be pissed right now too (and the Dog would have been cat food by now,,with the header pipe jammed square up it`s A@#) :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

It was obviously colourblind :whistle: 😆

[Peter HornMember]

I’m hearing what your saying Eags:woohoo:

[DavidMember]

I believe that the riders of thoroughbred european machinery have reached an accord!:woohoo: 😆

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