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  • #204686

    Peter Horn
    Member

    Yep! it’s us against the world …. though we might have to wage the war very quietly, I don’t like the look of the Jap / Euro balance in the moderator camp….

    #204687

    Adrian Lee
    Member
    snowy09 wrote:
    An unnamed person we know of up here bought a brand new KTM, took it home and before the rubber nipples on the tyres could even get polished the bike is back in the shop for between 2 and 3 thousand dollars worth of repairs. Yes not a single km of speedo wear has occurred- some of the repairs underway
    all the plastics and I mean all of the plastics
    majority of electrical harnesses and switches
    speedo cable/ speedo
    hand grips
    new seat
    header pipe
    rego label holder and label
    side stand
    and no doubt there is more

    It wasn’t dropped, nor run over nor hit by lightning.

    It was eaten by a bloody great dog that dragged it around the yard eating various bits and bending the rest! And the dog is still alive!

    Can this damage be claimed on insurance ?

    #204735
    Iva wrote:
    Nice response Rebor450!
    Of course those of us who ride other bikes prefer to avoid the herd and stand out from the crowd!!B)
    Hang on … wouldn’t that make us targets for rogue rhodesian ridgebacks?:unsure:
    Hey Snowie, has anyone tested the aforementioned mongrel curs eyseight, maybe he thought he KTM was a Honda!!:evil:

    sorry can’t help with that research. closest dog behavior I can give you was my kelpie stockdog that could control his bladder well enough to piss on every outside truck tyre no matter if it was a ute or b double he used to be able to work his way around in one pass and piss on them all. Loved that dog cause he pissed on the mother in law one day when she was standing beside the tractor.

    #204688

    Chris
    Member

    Hmm.. I’m not sure I buy the story…. header pipe and side stand trashed by a dog.. come on guys whats the real go?

    Could it be Aaron or just maybe Bol? :P

    #204744

    I am hoping Bol has not traded a WR250 for an Orange :ohmy:

    STM

    #204746

    Mick D
    Member
    King STM wrote:
    I am hoping Bol has not traded a WR250 for an Orange :ohmy:

    STM

    NO surely……will there be an auction of said machine?? Fishing for clues here. :huh:

    #204749

    glenn
    Member

    cold.cold.not even close !!! :whistle: :whistle:

    #204728

    Greg
    Member

    Why couldnt we have a name? It isnt Bollocks I know that for a fact. Is he a Old Bull Member?

    TB

    #204689

    Dwayne O
    Member

    The knife hint is a biggie ,,,,,,,,,, :whistle:
    Handy with a boning knife ;) (I would have used it on the mutt) :laugh:

    #204747

    simon burke
    Member
    King STM wrote:
    I am hoping Bol has not traded a WR250 for an Orange :ohmy:

    STM

    Bugger off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

    wash your mouth out with soap STM and be rid of such evil thoughts :P

    i wouldn’t even feed a KTM to a dog…..poor bloody thing is probably as crook as “a dog” now…pardon the pun. :dry:

    I’m sure it would have a lingering taste of crap in its mouth for a few weeks…probably gone back to licking its balls to try and get rid of the foul taste sensation that remains :laugh:

    Bol :woohoo:

    #204754

    Really?!

    Pep, how could YOU?

    #204756

    Greg
    Member

    Here is what I think or the facts as I see it and can work out

    – Snowy and Boony are the only ones that know the person, they work together and the guy is handy with a knife they both work at the hospital and a surgeon would be handy with a knife

    – it isnt Bolls also doesnt work with the above knunkle heads

    – it isnt Aaron also doesnt work with the above knunkle heads

    – House is a real estate agent also doesnt work with the above knunkle heads

    – Pep wouldnt own a KTM he is smarter than that

    – Buzz drives trucks not knifes

    – I cant see him even being a OBT member

    Its a wild goose chase we cant answer I reckon ;)

    TB

    #204758

    Bob Dowsett
    Member

    Who cares anyway it was a ktm

    one less to fix on the trail

    #204760

    Greg
    Member
    Bob wrote:
    Who cares anyway it was a ktm

    one less to fix on the trail

    Bob you are a man of few words but all true ;)

    TB

    #204761

    Ron Birrell
    Member

    Hi guys,
    Just got back from holidaying in sunny Queensland, so it isn’t me.
    Obviously the Mercedes had priority over the dinky for shed space.
    Personally I would have kicked the Merc out and shot the dog

    Buzz:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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