Motard the two day tour

[GregMember]

What sort of a ride starts at lunchtime? Bloody Crash. The ride was for Crash and the lunchtime start was for Crash and all you could hear was the sound of a forklift as he backed out of the ride :angry:
So Mal 5.1 turned up at 12. We kitted up and headed off to Windsor to meet the boys at the pub. Going through the main street of Penrith, pulled up at a set of traffic lights, the XR still cold and the clutch a touch sensitive, Mal says in the Bluetooth ‘Lean forward and lets race off the lights!’ So the lights changed, the big grabby clutch on the fiddy engages and I stall the XR :blush: So there I am sitting in the middle of the intersection where the bike rolled. The big XR flamed out and Mal laughing like a demented hyena while the big XR flamed out in the middle of the intersection :blush: :blush:
After a flurry of kicking finally I get going. I rounded Mal up (no challenge there) and we arrived at Windsor with no further flame outs
Met up with everyone at the pub at Windsor. MickG turned up on his ‘rent-a-wreck’. The thing looks like an aircraft carrier and we were worried when we were parked near the air base at Richmond that they might try and land planes on it so we got going to prevent a disaster :laugh: :laugh:
Mal (Suttos) mate turned up on a 625 KTM complete with knobblies :ohmy: and we headed off up the Putty Road. A couple of quick pointers to Mal 5.1 over the Bluetooth on what is actually an overtaking lane and what isn’t. We arrived at Colo servo for a top up of fuel. We left Colo and it wasn’t long before Mal (Suttos) started displaying some two-up wheelstanding on the 990 Kato :ohmy: That was with his partner Natalie as pillion :silly: What a girl! What a display of riding! I hate riding with someone who can ride better than me
By this stage I was looking for a H3 wooden pencil to puncture both my ear drums so I didn’t have to listen to Mal whinging all the time about his bike revving too hard :laugh: :laugh:
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We continued up to Milbrodale where my bike ran out of fuel. WTF!! :ohmy: The first bike to turn up after Mal 5.1 was Ross who we passed somewhere and then he had to chase us for about 50kms. Switched it on to reserve and did a quick trip to Broke for fuel. When we pulled up at the bowsers at Broke an old guy came rushing up, my immediate thought was who have we cut off or who have we passed on double yellows? He said that a creepy looking bloke with a creepy looking comb-over on a Kawasaki left a message to say that he would meet us at Wollombi. Mal 5.1 said that description had to be Eagle. We quickly fueled up and took off after Beagle. We motored nicely to Paynes Crossing where Mal (Sutto’s) displayed some more two-up wheelstand on the 990 :blink: It was on a little section of Private Road that MickG noticed Aiden wheelstanding along at 130kms an hour on the 640 with beers in an esky on the back After Paynes Crossing Fred had a huge moment on his knobby shod 625 where he ended up using every inch of the wrong side of the road. Not long after this I came across Beagle wandering down the road like a lost soul
Turned around and we rode into Wollombi. We pulled up at the Dr Jurds pub at Wollombi where it was necessary to rehydrate as it was a very warm day in the jackets. From there we rode into Millfield out through Quorrobolong along Sandy Creek Road.
After Mulbring we came across 2 banjo/fiddle playing interbreeds that obviously had ridden down from Wauchope that were having a private drag race. I said to Mal 5.1 quick watch this, let’s go. We sooted past them :laugh: I got them on the straight and then called Mal through on the Bluetooth and he has passed them on the bend on the outside. We pulled up at the next intersection and laughed at them as they headed off to Wauchope with the tune of deliverance left ringing in our ears :laugh: :laugh:
We left there, over Mount Sugarloaf, look in my mirror and I see MickG, the man with by far the most comfortable seat, standing up. We stopped at West Wallsend, said goodbye to Ross and Eagle because it was halfway through the ride. From there we ducked over to Dan’s and Kylie’s. I have some photos and I will post them later.
Mal (Sutto’s), Natalie, Aiden and Fred hightailed it back to Sydney. The plan to push on to Moto’s was aborted as we had too many rums before we realized. We have since demolished 7 pizza’s and Kylie has been good enough to type this ride report up for me.

TB

[Dwayne OMember]

:laugh: Creepy Bloke, Creepy Combover, Lost Soul
What was I supposed to do when I had made it to Wollombi a bit earlier than expected, I rode up to Broke, fuelled up, had a cool drink, sat in the shade for half an hour, then ran into a nice bloke with his wife on roadies.
I got a bit concerned that I couldn`t get hold of TB still on the blower by 3.30, so I took the run back to Wollombi incase they had changed the plan & come up thru Laguna instead :laugh:

Turns out they hadn`t & were running a tad later than expected, so I bumped into then just out of Wollombi again
Good to meet Mal(Suttos), Natalie & the guys, Ross too. Also good to catch up with Mal 5.1 & the ever smilimg MickG again (That Strom was huge Mick :laugh: )

As it was a bit late when we headed back towards Newy TB decided to bypass the stopover at the Nest (so i have some black cans to drink by myself now)
Sorry I couldn`t spend more time with the guys, but I was knackered after the first week on the new job & a 4am start sat morning :blink:

Have a safe ride today Dudes & say G`Day to Beemer for me on the Central Coast

[GregMember]

Photo’s as promised

Mal getting the Sherco ready 12 o’clock at Blaxland

Dr Jurds Tavern at Wollombi Bikes out the front

Don’t know cool old left hand drive car I saw

From left to right Mal 5.1’s Sherco, Eagles Super Commuter and the Fiddy

Arriving at Dan and Kylie’s, the rear of MickG and the BIG Suzuki and KD of course

When Kylie was put in charge of the Dirty Girl forum a moderator as such of that forum Dan was inconsolable to say the lest and was shake and baking Mal in his uncorroborated state

Dan talking ?? to his neighbour Benny the chicken choker

Mal kicking back

MickG kicking back

KD kicking back

Me kicking back

Dan well being Dan

Kylie sharing here thoughts with Dan who had my camera

Dan still with the camera :laugh:

Mal ready for bed

The face of a man that had to spend some lay down time on the bathroom floor when he went to bed :laugh: :laugh:

Day 2 to come

TB

[Dwayne OMember]

Looks like a standard OBT night there to me,,,, all those empties would have already been there from Dan of course :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I like the pic of Mal getting acquainted with Princess Leia , I bet Mad Eyes was jealous :blink:

[Anonymous]

It was a great night catching up with everyone that went on day one of the two day motard adventure.

My conduct on Saturday night was due to a bad piece of pizza not the quantity of Vitamin B consumed :laugh:

(and I thought I seen 5c on the bathroom floor thats why I was down there for a little while :dry: )

[GregMember]

Thanks Kylie and Dan for the last minute accommodation it was a great night, very funny a lot of fun. It was great seeing KD, Dan and the kids.

I always have the best time there :laugh:

Day 2 come on someone else start it :laugh:

TB

[GregMember]

Come on Mal 5.1 you wouldn’t shut up all weekend on the blue tooth, now you got nothing to say? :laugh:

TB

[Mick DMember]

Funny report there TB, for a while there I thought you had gone all out with such a long report. I should have realised that someone else had typed it for you.

AS for the attacks on my beloved hometown,you know what you can do……….

[GregMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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Funny report there TB, for a while there I thought you had gone all out with such a long report. I should have realised that someone else had typed it for you.

Steady its my report I just dictated it :laugh:

TB

[MalMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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Come on Mal 5.1 you wouldn’t shut up all weekend on the blue tooth, now you got nothing to say? :laugh:

TB

I’ve got heaps to say TB. I’m trying to get your voice out of head from yesterday saying “my arse is sore” for hours AND hours.

Report is coming.

Big thanks to Dan and Kylie for putting us up at short notice.

[Anonymous]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Loved the pictures!

I think the theme for the night should have been ‘Maturity’ and then DanD could have been the one to demonstrate how not too achieve it :laugh:

I did have a great night though.

[dennis da menaceMember]

KylieD wrote:

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I think the theme for the night should have been ‘Maturity’ and then DanD could have been the one to demonstrate how not too achieve it :laugh:

geez your harsh princess :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i can see you feeling the moderatoring power in the pic of you typing. you look like your hatching an evil plan to take over the world one dirty girl at a time :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Michael GammoneMember]

First i would like to thank all involved for a great 2 day ride just what the doctor ordered after not having a ride for a while due to work commitments. It wasn’t dirt but you all know any riding is better than know riding, and i was so keen i went and hired the DL V Storm that TB acuratley described as a big lounge chair but how much fun can sitting on the lounge be :woohoo:

First and foremost thanks to Kylie and the mature one for there hospitality great to catch up again, i had great night and Good kylie with your new position looking after the girls that want to be involved in this sport.

Nice to see you eagle and to have a beer and catch up next time i hope it will be for more than just one.

Thanks TB for organising and leading as usual a great job, keep practising and you could ride like Mal (sutto’s) one day. Mal as usual it was a pleasure great company how you listened to TB all that time i dont know :laugh:

Also nice to meet Mal, Nat, Ross, Fred, Aidan, and wldbeemer.

As usual i was just a passenger so i couldn’t even tell you where we went. So ill just mention my highlights.

Aidan bouncing the Kato to get the front up at 100ks then holding it up to 130 on a private road off course.

Fred using all the road and some as he came in to hot on knobbies.

Beer at Wollombi

Beer and pizza at Dans

Breakfast somewhere sunday

Sitting behind TB through some bends somewhere trying my best to stick to his back tyre on the lounge chair and not doing a bad job as reported by Mal as he was behind giving TB a comentry on how close i was and that the paniers nearly scraping the ground.

Not getting wet when the rain was all around us on the way home.

Thanks again to all involved and see next time.

MG

[Anonymous]

KylieD wrote:

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Loved the pictures!

I think the theme for the night should have been ‘Maturity’ and then DanD could have been the one to demonstrate how not too achieve it :laugh:

I did have a great night though.

Shut up Kylie oh great moderator with her own thread.

As far as the maturity thing I was showing everybody the dangers of excessive Vitamin B consumption :blush:

See what I do for people I lay my liver on the line and this is the thanks that I get :angry:

It was a great night though – yesterday morning Hmmmmm not so great

[dennis da menaceMember]

and thanks to DanD once again for the drunken phonecall on saturday evening.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: it was good talking to him and MickG, with TB making an arse of himself (as usual) in the background (read-peanut gallery) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sammy heared what you said TB….

ohhh, youre in big trouble, she even called you gregory :laugh: :laugh:

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