Moto, his sausages and his mission

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    Greg
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    One picture is worth a thousand or so the saying goes, I was talking with Mick and we wondered how Moto would get all the sausages and onions out to the Watagans knowing that he was also going to cut a loop before he meet with us. Not knowing what 80 sausages weigh I was wondering the logistics of Moto’s mission.
    After seeing that Moto was snooping around Mick’s IP addresses I decided to do some research into this Pommy called Moto that moves amongst us.

    Quickly I discovered that he has traveled a lot and I then became curious as to why he settled here in Australia. I contacted some of his family and asked if they could shine some light on why he is here and how could he carry all theses sausages.

    When Moto first left school he started his own taxi service

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    But quickly he had trouble with the authorities regarding some small safety issues he called them

    Next he moved onto a removals company,

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    but as he couldn’t go past a mirror without looking at his boy band clean good looks so he was seen leaving with his most prized mirror

    Soon came a job carting bottles with his first KTM

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    His mum told him he had to start bringing home the bacon, and not understanding, him was seen coming down the drive way at home like this

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    His dad went of his head and said boy what are you going to do with all that bacon and no eggs you idiot

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    Soon along came a family of his own and a station wagon was required

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    But to feed such a large famliy he soon turned to the dark side and became an ice dealer

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    This soon meant trouble with the law, and the rest is easy isnt it. All Pommies that broke the law got stuck on a boat and sent here

    Looking at those pictures he should be able to get our snags to the BBQ

    TB

    #110124

    Anonymous

    You are a funny man TB. I can’t believe you spent so much time concocting this thread :laugh:

    #110127

    Greg
    Member

    Cheers champ I aim to please

    #110125

    Mick D
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    GOLD, absolute gold. LMFAO you idiot!!!!

    #110128

    Mick D
    Member

    moto wrote:

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    You are a funny man TB. I can’t believe you spent so much time concocting this thread :laugh:

    It had me thinking he was up to something big when he went quiet for about an hour.
    I bet he was pissing himself laughing whilst he put that together!!

    #110129

    Greg
    Member

    moto wrote:

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    You are a funny man TB. I can’t believe you spent so much time concocting this thread :laugh:

    Is that it, I have more pictures of your life, I have some of you current job as an engineer, who wants to see them, Moto?

    #110131

    Anonymous

    Yeah I bet he was :laugh: I’m surprised he hasn’t phoned me to gloat about his work! :p

    #110134

    Anonymous

    Karma for the effort TB :p

    #110133

    Anonymous

    Trailboss wrote:

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    moto wrote:

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    You are a funny man TB. I can’t believe you spent so much time concocting this thread :laugh:

    Is that it, I have more pictures of your life, I have some of you current job as an engineer, who wants to see them, Moto?

    Come on then…..

    #110135

    Mick D
    Member

    I knew it was coming,but didn’t imagine it was gunna be a piece of art!!

    #110138

    Anonymous

    I’ll leave it a while until everyoen has forgotten about it and then delete the thread :p

    Nah, I couldn’t destroy TB’s hours of work to bring attention to my legacy!

    #110140

    Greg
    Member

    That was days work lol

    #110149

    Anonymous

    I’m touched you’d spend so much time, just for me ;)

    #110151

    Greg
    Member

    moto wrote:

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    I’m touched you’d spend so much time, just for me ;)

    Nothing is to much for OBT’s biggest ?

    TB

    #110152

    Anonymous

    Daily poster?

    Ahhhh…you’ve gone from being a total mole this morning to a loveable rogue this arvo :p

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