This is a bit embarrassing what with the bad timing and all but I’ve just got off the phone from the owners at analgangbang.com and they are going to have to let me go. Apparently my ‘vigorous’ approach to the group product tests has most of the fellow members requiring a short respite for the next couple of months or so.
They also said that my toys were too blinged out for amateur use and and I need to go to the pro circuit to really get best use out of them.
The thing that hurt me the most was the fact that they said my name wasn’t wasn’t really Hugh Janus. It was my stage name from my days in porn, oh well, I’ll just have to get out of the game and come back to Old Bulls cap in hand.
Thank you for your support guys,
Cheers,
Hugh J. Hole