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JAK wrote:
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While you down there Dan using Muck-Off to get a mirror finish on those rocks I’ll use this special brush to get in the cracks up here.
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kylie; “i feel like a bird up here, i might do a pooh”
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Dan; “banana, banana, wasnt banana the safety word Kylie…help………BANANA!!!”
Uncle Fester wrote:
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Nah sorry hun it just not working for me. I think you are going to have to put the 6 inch heels, the red polka dotted jersey and the TB mask on again.Baaahaaa snort fart burp :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: fester that is seriously funny HA ha :laugh:
Dan: “I’m really beginning to regret picking Kylie up on my shoulders at our wedding reception when they played ‘Wind Beneath My Wings’, and doing a re-enactment for the first few anniversaries , now every time she hears it…….”
-Bo Gan’s- couples retreat
Now in this session we “persuade” our spouse to see they may have an obsession they need to spend less time with.
‘No more TB posters!………….. No_____ more____ TB posters!……No__________More________ TB________________Posters!!!’
Kylie is on the Edge and Dan has finally Cracked
Dan next time I tell you to behave when we’re in company or I’m gunna jam my foot right right up, you will listen won’t you!
the fine line between Genius and Eccentric just got thicker :huh:
so thats why Dan has a bald spot top of his head….its the top step :laugh: :laugh:“Don`t worry Dan, the Muc Off will get the jacket clean and good as new in no time, actually from here it looks like you have spilt some on your head,,, I`m sure there used to be hair there”
“shut up Eags, or YOU will be next”
Hey Jeffro, have you got change of a dollar? I need 2 twenty cents pieces for the ride. Now where is the coin slot again.????
This thing handles like crap. But it still beats riding a KTM.
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