My day is off to a great start!! NOT.

[MalMember]

crash wrote:

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Listen to Bunnyboy Mal.

I can just picture him employing the welding glove and throat grab techique just before Donna clocks him with a beautifully swung baseball bat to the back of his head for stressing the poor cat!

Crash

Cats are one of the very few animals that Donna does not like. I dont like to see animals stress so the cat has a simple choice. Stay calm and be saved or go spastic and die in under 30 seconds.

Although I did like Micks little shed cat.

[Mick DMember]

mal5.1 wrote:

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Although I did like Micks little shed cat.

Everyone likes Ratty. She even came for a ride in the Patrol with me yesterday, sat up on the consol and took it all in her stride.

Not like that spastic thing I pulled from the pool this morning, if I see it again, there will be trouble. :angry:

[katrina ratcliffMember]

I have a different perspective on you now after reading this story.

You have no idea how to manage a wet ferial pussy….

Maybe you are getting to old!!! 😆

[GregMember]

KatGirl wrote:

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I have a different perspective on you now after reading this story.

You have no idea how to manage a wet ferial pussy….

Maybe you are getting to old!!! 😆

Ha ha you know Mick then :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I laughed so hard thanks Kat

TB

[Mick DMember]

KatGirl wrote:

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I have a different perspective on you now after reading this story.

You have no idea how to manage a wet ferial pussy….

Maybe you are getting to old!!! 😆

Hahhah Nice play with words!! It has been a long time since I have had to handle a wet “feral” pussy. From past experiences I have learnt they are best left alone. You cant make friends with them, even if you do give them a sausage :laugh: :huh: :S

[MichaelMember]

Great story Mick made my day you should of gone down down to the early opener and had a couple and start the day over.

Cheers

Strucky

[simon burkeMember]

cracker Mick……have you been singing Rodney Rudes song “i Hate Cats” all day?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Bol :woohoo:

[glennMember]

KatGirl wrote:

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I have a different perspective on you now after reading this story.

You have no idea how to manage a wet ferial pussy….

Maybe you are getting to old!!! 😆

boom boom :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[Mick DMember]

BOLLOCKS wrote:

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cracker Mick……have you been singing Rodney Rudes song “i Hate Cats” all day?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Bol :woohoo:

Actually No, I have been thinking “shit my thumb hurts, I didn’t realise I used my right thumb so much” And If I see that cat again, I am gunna reap revenge on it’s sorry arse.

[CarlMember]

Mick you poor bugger. I couldn’t stop laughing after reading that. Had only just composed my self and the read

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I don’t blame you for going in after it Mick, I’m partial to a screaming wet pussy in the morning myself, and to find out it wasn’t your wifes, your a legand Mick.

then to top it off

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I have a different perspective on you now after reading this story.

You have no idea how to manage a wet ferial pussy….

Maybe you are getting to old!!!

Brilliant start to all of our days.
On a serious note though I would have opted for the net on the cats head, only good cat is a dead cat they say.
I really don’t know how you didn’t drown the thing after the especially bite. And to find out, after you have a throbbing thumb and probably a fever from the maingy thing biting you in the next day or two, that it isn’t one of your partners cats bet you are really spewing. Great stroy though from our vantage point.

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