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BOLLOCKS wrote:
Quote:menace wrote:Quote:Bol, have you ever heared of editing the crap out.9 minutes of life, lost forever… :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
oh, and mate, your bike has more gears :laugh: :laugh:
…use that metal thing in front of your left toe to change up.
you will find the “white knight” yammy will have a new top speed :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
how rude :ohmy:
I would normal say bite me menace….but knowing you…you would get in your car and drive up here and do it :unsure:
as for editing…you paid the tickets to watch the show so just be a good boy and say nice things or you won’t be invited for another screening
I don’t know how to edit yet….i guess i better read the instructions somewhere :dry:i didn’t know my bike had another gear?????…well there you go eh menace…you will have to show me where it is next time i see you….cheeky bastard….WE WERE EXPLORING…and i didnt know the camera was on :blush: …if i did i would have been doing Supermans just for you …you horrible little arachnid :kiss:
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:menace…
the eight legged freak of cheek :laugh: :laugh:
i’ll pay that….both of you….i aint gonna win this one….but i will go down fighting…
yes Aaron…use 1 ugly mofo…sit next to menace next time and you will see a great improvement in your looks :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Stevo’s Ride Report As the Newest Member:
Left home @ 5.30am & headed for Tamworth with a new 2ndhand WR450F ’07 model – my midlife crisis. Never been trailriding b4, got to Tamworth & met up with Bollocks & Booney. I’ve known Bollocks for a few years & he seems to be alright????? :huh: But I’d never met these other blokes b4. So I was thinking what sort of blokes at our age get these souped up bikes & spend the whole day riding at Nundle? They must be a mob of wankers
. So we met the other blokes & headed for Ted’s (the farmer) place. Saw the cows & got geared up. I am a farm boy & been riding all my life but never had any gear. Cycle Tune lent me an armour & Bollocks (the good bloke that he is) lent me some boots. That, with the new pants and top on, I was thinking that I was the wanker….. Fired the bikes up but had to wait for the 426 – dirty fuel or something. By this stage I felt like a thoroughbred b4 it’s first race. The adrenaline was unbearable, not knowing whether I would be able to keep up with these weekend riders. We got going and it was unreal. I was able to stick with the blokes. One of the best things I’ve ever done. Thank God for my midlife crisis the WR450F – what a bike. It threw me a couple of times and I got close and personal with the Nundle gravel but thanks to the armour it was no worries. Had lunch at the Berry Patch in the middle of nowhere. Got 2 sausage rolls and watched Bollocks devour his berry pie and icecream, I had to have some too. Thanks to the Berry Patch – what a refuge for us blokes. We were up it again heading back to the cars, sliding all over the place after a quick downpour of rain. Wish I had that new tyre on that I was going to put on the day b4. My goggles were like seeing through a duststorm with rain so I ditched them. We got back to the cars @ 5pm – what a day! I was chafed in the arse and a bit sore from my stacks and bloody sore in the arms & shoulders. I found some muscles that I haven’t used in years. Loaded up the midlife crisis, helped Pep get the keys out of his F250, thanked the boys for a fantastic day. I will definitely ride with you all again. Cheers Stevo 
Stevo wrote:
Quote:Saw the cows & got geared up.:S :S :S :S
Apart from that bit,it was a good report, if cows float your boat, so be it :laugh:
Glad you had a great day,I bet you did some laughing hanging out with those clowns.
micknmeld wrote:
Quote:Stevo wrote:Quote:Saw the cows & got geared up.:S :S :S :S
Apart from that bit,it was a good report, if cows float your boat, so be it :laugh:
Glad you had a great day,I bet you did some laughing hanging out with those clowns.
Hey I heard that :woohoo:
Good on ya Stevo :cheer:
as for “a mob of wankers”
You were spot on….thats why you fitted in so wellGod bless mid life crisis’s
Glad you got to know the Nundle gravel up close and personal…i was amused :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
body armour 4ever :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:Bol :woohoo:
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