OBT 4th Birthday Ride weekend 2nd & 3rd of June 2012

[terryjhaynesMember]

LC4skin wrote:

When you need a shit get on your bike ride far away from camp into the forest sit on a log and do your business.

HA! just make sure it’s not a log jump on one of the loops :laugh: Slippery little suckers,,,,and yu wouldn’t wont to get roosted :angry: 👿 by one

[Mick DMember]

LC4skin wrote:

Can’t take all the credit, Bob had the idea, however I will take all the beer or bourbon or scotch or rum or whatever is on offer :laugh:

If people are that worried about crapping in the bush drive 5 mins up the road to the servo and push one out.

Did exactly that last year. Trouble was it was 6am and when I got there I was shivering that hard I couldn’t undo my trousers…… :sick: :laugh:

[Geoff ForshawMember]

chris72a wrote:

mal5.1 wrote:

Lefty wrote:

chris72a wrote:

mal5.1 wrote:

Medogrocket and I have decided to do two different styles of rides.

Mal5.1’s group will be a kind of introduction to grade 3. The terrain will be grade 3 with a fair bit of fire trail, a few hill challenges but will be aimed at the less experienced riders that want to try a bit more technical stuff. I’ll ask the more experienced riders in this group to help, encourage and offer advice to the less experienced riders so that they enjoy the ride as well. And my group will be riding off at a more respectable time of 9am ish. There is still frost at 10am around here.

Medogrocket’s group will be the more experienced riders that don’t want to do Galey’s ‘hills of death’ ride. He will use some of the same tracks from my loop and Galey’s loop and throw some other good stuff in as well. As he said he will be winging it most of the way but he does know his way around. He also knows the snotty stuff that Galey will be using and avoid it like the plague (maybe).

You can choose which rider you would like to follow on the day, pm me or you can ride on your own if that’s your thing.

The first post will be updated as well.

Mal have you organised sweeps, I’d be happy to sweep either of your rides and take some photos too.

I’d be happy to sweep for you too Mal if you need another.

Cheers,
Lefty

Thanks guys.

I have a couple of top sweeps organised. But I will ask any of the experienced riders tohelp out through the pack.

Chris you can be the photographer only if you wear a pink vest.

Lefty you will be a great mid pack sweep, riders will think they are being coached by a 14 year old. :laugh: Good stuff mate, it will be good to have you on one of my rides.

Pink is fine Mal and I’ll bring the high heels for lefty.

No worries Mal, sounds good to me!

Hey Chris thanks for the heels champ! I think I will need them. :laugh: :laugh:

[SteveMember]

Yeah costing on a shitter or 2 out there could be scary,butt the cost could be shared .Not a bad idea in the company of females,for there benifit.
They go to the door open it and walk away saying blokes stink.Surely there is some plumbers attending ,that could comedeer labours to dig a small pit
with a bucket with a toilet seat attached.Just a thought.
toes

[peteMember]

What next people scented wet wipes ? use a rabbit, shit wont stick to their fur 😆
as far as snapping one off on the trail, well thats just wrong :angry: but if you should miss a corner and end up in the shit then i would say thats your fault :blink: and if you follow said rider off the line and get roosted with the poo then you are rewarded with your very own ring of knowlege that is 500 yards away from the rest of us :sick: :sick:

Dig hole, poo in hole, fill hole, its as easy as that :cheer: :cheer:

[glennMember]

Don’t have the camp poo problem! I normally shit meself when I hit a corner to fast, so camp poo no issue :woohoo:

[alanMember]

i would rather shit in the bush than a portaloo with 90 other poeple being there now that would stink

[simon burkeMember]

white rocket wrote:

i would rather shit in the bush than a portaloo with 90 other poeple being there now that would stink

would be worse rocket when we roll you down the hill in it :laugh:

[GregMember]

Really all about pooing :blink:

I can’t wait to go non racing riding :woohoo:

TB

[peteMember]

BOLLOCKS wrote:

white rocket wrote:

i would rather shit in the bush than a portaloo with 90 other poeple being there now that would stink

would be worse rocket when we roll you down the hill in it :laugh:

Dont worry Rocket i will keep an eye out for you

Cause i’ll be buggered if im going to get in the way of an out of control dunny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[GregMember]

pete the wulf wrote:

BOLLOCKS wrote:

white rocket wrote:

i would rather shit in the bush than a portaloo with 90 other poeple being there now that would stink

would be worse rocket when we roll you down the hill in it :laugh:

Dont worry Rocket i will keep an eye out for you

Cause i’ll be buggered if im going to get in the way of an out of control dunny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: I laughed I wondered where you were going with it Pete :laugh:

TB

[Jeffrey SmithMember]

toes wrote:

Yeah costing on a shitter or 2 out there could be scary,
toes

They are about $200 each, I enquired about getting 3 out there but that’s a bit more than I am willing to donate.

[GregMember]

Jeffro wrote:

toes wrote:

Yeah costing on a shitter or 2 out there could be scary,
toes

They are about $200 each, I enquired about getting 3 out there but that’s a bit more than I am willing to donate.

Thanks for even considering it Jeffro great spirit

TB

[Dwayne OMember]

There`s plenty of forest to go into and do the business away from camp ,,,
Also plenty of soil & pine needles to bury the said business :dry: even for the lazy ones that can`t be bothered digging a hole :whistle:

As long as we do that at least, all should be fine ,,, NO ????

Nice thought though Jeffro , keep ya money for some bling or something else you don`t need from the auction instead.
How about a new helmet ???? Surely you are due for another helmet ???? :laugh:

Cheers

[murph the surfMember]

Seems as though I will be pooping in the bush. :blush:
Can anyone tell me the wheres and whats and how to go about this new adventure. :ohmy: :whistle: 👿 👿 👿
I’m shitting as every body is/gunna have to.
I agree with whats been said/ take a spade and go for a walk. May have to be a long walk, but thats OK. Probably the only time ya’s going to take in the nature of the place.
The rest of the time spent will be raping our beautiul country. :whistle: :pinch:
You now have both sides of the story. :ohmy:
You can either welcome me with a hand shake or just tell me to “piss off greeny”
Either way I’ll be there. :blush: :kiss: :kiss:
I do understand if this post is “lifted”
But I do believe its true
Cheers
Murph

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