OBT Poll…to roost or not to roost?

[TrentMember]

On Sunday I took the “chicken track” around a nice big muddy puddle and it was slow through the trees and muddy still then I heard ripnshred coming and it was too late – he ripped through the main track and got me though it wasn’t that bad. Good for a laugh though and I admitted I deserved it for running the chicken track :p

[TrentMember]

See I reckon this sort of stuff is a big part of the group ride fun

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD4Hm9Ltv0o[/video]

[GregMember]

Austblue wrote:

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See I reckon this sort of stuff is a big part of the group ride fun

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD4Hm9Ltv0o[/video]

Should have got your name down for Sofala Tony there a a couple of those and about 8 other river / creek crossings

Ask chicken how slippery they are

TB

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Last time i roosted anyone intentionally I was 25, and he was stuck trying to find a gear in the middle of the boggiest chopped out MX track around, so I filled him and his bike right in, front brake roost at that through the gears… felt like a real mongrel afterwards as I had filled his gearbox up with muck through the gaping big hole that had appeared in his output side……. Don’t have to worry about him getting me back anymore he highsided at around 180 into a tree in ’95.
I have never and will never intentionally roost any trailrider, it’s just poor darts, myself i copped some off some uncouth QLDerss last year that left me with bruising and blood streaming from my mouth, chest and neck, all because he couldn’t stand the fact that a twofiddy was outside passing him on the open dirtroad.
So to anyone i roost, it’s wholly unintentional, just a side-effect of my bikes acceleration factor….. :blush:

BC

[Adrian LeeMember]

I dont think its very polite to roost.

[Matt BakerMember]

Austblue wrote:

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See I reckon this sort of stuff is a big part of the group ride fun

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD4Hm9Ltv0o[/video]

The best part about Shallow Crossing is when kids are swimming there and they egg you on to go faster and you end up soaking the mum and dad as well.

[DavidMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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Not normally, unless it is Ollie then it will be game onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

Oh yeah there are a few people on my list for past indisgressions though.
TB is one for getting me twice on our first ride together.He is as cunning as a shit house rat and to this day hasn’t left himself wide open like I did on that day.One day though. :woohoo:

Tripper is always fair game too, as he is my younger brother and he has always had to cop shit. Besides I know he would do it to me. :laugh:

KTM Rat is another who deserves a good roosting, just for being him and riding Black Betty. I accept Mick, I now have a list of one and your on it :ohmy: :ohmy:

Anyone who wears all white ride gear could do with a spray too.

Otherwise if your name isn’t on my list, you have nothing to fear.

[GregMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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Oh yeah there are a few people on my list for past indisgressions though.
TB is one for getting me twice on our first ride together.He is as cunning as a shit house rat and to this day hasn’t left himself wide open like I did on that day.One day though. :woohoo:

I would like to clear this up, as rider X would back me up. I never roosted you as such I just passed you when you went around a puddle, twice within 1 km you peanut, roost comes out the back of a wheel you got splashed was all. Now by a kayak and piss of ya whinger :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yeah and I have been watching out for SPLASH ever since

TB

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Are we talking proper Roostertails of rocks and stones and granite and mud, or just “soaking” in water crossings, cause if it’s “Soaking” I’ll put my hand up… Mea Culpa.

[DeanMember]

FFS ya fairies! If its mud or water and your in my sights ya fair game :laugh: I wouldnt intentionally roost someone with rocks or shale etc ( although I have lined my brother up with cow poo and Bull ant nest :laugh: )Newcastle song ringing in my ears “dont you ever let a chance go by oh lord dont you ever let a chance go by” Its FUN, its mud its water it will wash out,even out POlka Dot Jersies FFS

Now a question to Ponder “what If the Roostee were a female?” :unsure: opinions ?
What if the said Female where the “rooster so as to speak”?

Ollie

My Theory mud and water washes out of female jersies just as easy as a males :laugh:

Bring it on Mick!!

[Matt BakerMember]

I’d root a female

[Adrian LeeMember]

LC4skin wrote:

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I’d root a female

I hope one day you find one that will let you :laugh: :woohoo: :laugh:

[glennMember]

what kind of a dumb arse question is this,,,

park in puddle behind me and I`ll give you my answer.

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[drewMember]

i would not roost a female.

unless said female were to deliberately line you up with full known intention to roost you first, well then it’s all out warfare :woohoo:

the same goes for a fellow male rider.

i would not be the first to line up a rider to let fly with the mud, unless they are accustomed to and are guilty of such shenanigans them selves.

[Mick DMember]

aido wrote:

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LC4skin wrote:

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I’d root a female

I hope one day you find one that will let you :laugh: :woohoo: :laugh:

One of the funniest posts this year!! Top stuff Aido!!

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