OLD Bull meeting minutes 27/05 but kinda went on to the 28th fring it was a long

[ChrisMember]

Agenda:

it was motioned that Chris Brown in Calgary does not know Chris Brown in Banff (found out via skype) someone is not very happy
TB: I need to go the toilet.
Chris: It’s your shout
TB: F off Im pissing
Chris: so
TB: OK
TB: rings wolfie discussing top secret.
Chris: What is snowies obsession with goats
TB: It’s Wrong
Chris: Are they good looking goats
TB: Shoots nail gun and misses epic fail!!!
Group: Discussing regarding Lunch Prize # 3
Chris: Your Shout
TB: I need to wee again does this happen to you
TB: How often do you have to wee during the night
Chris: Never
Chris: It’s old age
TB: Imagine how many times Micknmeld must wee then
Chris: Hows his hair going, I think he’ll look like me soon
TB: How can he lose anymore doesn’t have any
Chris: So what about the Goats
TB: What? Hang on I need to Wee I’ll get beers on the way
CHris: I didn’t hear back from aido about that thing
TB: Lets Ring him
Chris: OK I’m going to wee

Chris: We need to test the mic and the amp
TB: OK

Motion: it was resolved that both worked fine and that TB is no Ray Hadley
Motion was seconded by THE ENTIRE WESTERN AVE.

TB rings 3 times no answer
TB rings DeeJay, he’s in trouble at home I think he is gay.

Meeting Ajourned whilst watching several youtube videos whilst TB wees
Motion was bought up and the passed by me that the Bling Billet Iphone covers were
nothin on the journalist crapping herself, see it’s not a photo but wow thread

Birthday ride issues were dicussed complete lack of interest was decided and 2nded by TB
However we did decide that Boony and Snow should cease their goat fettishes and maybe
move onto sheep as they are more readily available, see sheeprus.com

TB: I need to wee again, I don’t think this is normal
Chris: DILLIGAF

Prize packs were packed and sorted via seniority of Moderators
Junior mods only got 250 cable ties,

Chris: Another
TB: Yep
Chris: Are you weeing again
TB: yep
Chris: Can you go outside then!!

TB: are you putting stickers on your bike
Chris: yes very important, why can’t I remove the bolt that snapped from the Aluminium
TB: because the steel bolt reacts with the aluminium and it will seaze in the hole
Chris: Can I drill it out.
TB: just use a f’ing cable tie
Chris: I need a beer
TB: I need a wee
Chris: Fuck you should get that checked out.
TB: Maybe
Chris: No not maybe do it it’s not natural

Chris goes to fridge, only 2 scotches left, TB won’t drink scotch and Im 2 scared to take the last ones
so stellar it is.

Chris: well cant you open it.
TB: OK
Chris: your suppose to take the paper off to.
TB: Oh Shit,
Chris: What
TB: I couldn’t find the opener so I snapped it off
CHris: what
TB: Your Beer
Chris: Oh F
TB: What about Old Bull
Chris: Old What
TB: you know
Chris: Oh Crash

Melissa: No catching cabs to Penrith for Pizza
TB: Why not haven’t you got frozen pizza
Melissa: Yes do you want one
Chris & TB: Yes.

Chris: Im going to put those stickers on that I got
TB: Do you want a beer
Chris: Yes.
TB: Ok after I wee.
Chris: Can you tell me if this looks straing
TB: no
Chris: why not
TB: I need to wee.
Chris: Me too

TB: I got a video you should watch
Chris: OK

so we watch toby price pre-running finke, I still think the reporter crapping herself was better

Motion Carried that he’s only fast cause of the bike

TB: Oh well watch this one then

Watches new wr450 video with Mitch someone.

Motion was carried that we should have tracks like that video
Motion was seconded.

Chris: Do you know if anyone can sing a song at the birthday ride
TB: Why
Chris: The new song
TB: What is it
Chris: Not telling yet.
TB: I’ll ring Delta I have her Skype account.

TB: trying delta again
(via Skype)

Motion was mentioned that next OBT meeting should be in Melbourne
Aido has offered up dinner and accommodation and dancing girls
Motion was seconded and thirded (WTF)

as per above motion sponsorship was been requested from jetstar.

Chris: Really what else do we need to go through
TB: I’m converned that STM likes beaches with Bette Midler
Chris: Really I thought He was married.
TB: He IS
Chris: I thought only homosexuals watched that movies
Chris: Does he Cry
TB: hell yeah, It’s like niagra falls when he starts

Chris: So what about the goats what are we going to do about that?
TB: I think we should take a goat to sunny corner?
Chris: Why
TB: To see what snowy and boony do
Chris: I bet they fight to the death over it
Chris: Is that what you call COCK fighting.
TB: Ha Ha Ha no comment

Chris: Hows Nick doin’ he’s a decent bloke for a pom
TB: Good, but I reckon we should check his Visa, Since the ATO have asked for details
Chris: What do you mean
TB: that email?
Chris: beer Please?
TB: After I weetle
Chris: Go outside for F’s sake. those stella bottles only hold 350ml
TB: Check on those pies I’m hungry
Chris: Ok

Melissa how are the pies

Melissa: F off.

TB falls of stool how f’ing funny was that I wish I had my camera, like austin powers in a nutshell!

TB: So what about OB what do you want to do?
Chris: Have another Beer
TB: I’ll second that

Chris goes to get beers

TB dons welding helmet and speaks like darth vader (doesn’t work)

Chris: Tries chris brown again, turns out Chris brown in russia doesn’t know Chris Brown in Banff either

Motion: Skype Sucks
TB: Motion seconded.

Bottle opener is magnetic. Motion carried TB Seconds
TB: Picking up screws with Bottle opener, Very wasted.

TB: wheres the pies F*** im hungry
TB: I told salina I would be home at 9
Chris: what 9am
TB: Didn’t say.
Chris: Well you’ve still got 8 hours then time to get a cab for pizza
TB: Well I dont think the pies are comin
Chris: Na

Chris: Maybe we shouldn’t post until the next day
TB: Na shell be right

TB: Can you fix those f’ing bots
Chris: Yeah soon
TB: no rush gives em something to do
Chris: About F’ong time

Motion: Contact Zac Brown Band see if they will come to Birthday ride to play
Motion: No Answer on skype

Chris: I need to wee

Pies have arrived!

Motion was carried to have a break from the streeses of the Board meeting to eat pie.

Chris: Rink Nick
TB: it’s 1:14
Chris: So
Chris: It’s only 4.14pm in london he’s still on london time isn’t he
TB: He’s been here for a while
Chris: Have you seen his visa
TB: Nup

Dog shits all over stairs whilst TB eating pie doesn’t seem to bother him.

TB: trying delta again
(via Skype)

TB eats pie in record time i have to leave room to defend mine

TB: trying delta again
(via Skype)

Chris: soo what did wolfie say
TB: top secret

Chris: whats happened to squirrel
TB: saw him the other day got a new bike
Chris: pw50?
TB: no kato 530
TB: bloody good bike those
Chris: Yeah you still have steve’s dont you:
TB: Yep
Chris: I reckon he looks a bit like Mick
TB: Na only the hair or lack off

TB: trying delta again
(via Skype)

TB Gets fantails after pie.

Chris: F’ing hell take a breath
TB: I need to wee

Chris: That box up there is for the WiFi in the van
TB: What serious
Chris: Yep, we’ll have wifi at sunny corner.
TB: Nerd can I use it
Chris: Na

TB: trying delta again
(via Skype)

Chris: Give up, I’ll try browny again
TB: We’ll deltas not answering thats about 25 times

Chris: Well Chris brown in Germany doesn’t know chris brown in banff either.

TB: trying delta again
(via Skype)

TB: trying delta again
(via Skype)

TB: trying delta again
(via Skype)

TB: trying delta again
(via Skype)

TB: trying delta again
(via Skype)

Chris: The mods are doing a good job
TB: Yep I don’t think people understand how much work goes into it.
Chris: Well we couldn’t do it without them especially with how myuch they get paid
TB: It’s a love thing
Chris: We are very lucky to have them
TB: Yep
Chris: I think we should pay for their dinners.
TB: good idea i’ll pm them
Chris: What are you reading

TB: shit
Chris: what
TB: Shit
Chris: F***
Chris: ShitF***
TB: Holy crap
Chris: What
TB: Hang on
Chris: tell me
TB: Wait a sec
Chris: WTF
TB: Hang on hang on
Chris: WTF are you reading
TB: Do you still know that solicitor
Chris: Why?
TB: Just had an email from deltas management
Chris: What did it say
TB: That I was in violation of the privacy act by contacting her 33 times
Chris: What
TB: Yeah
Chris: 33 times?
TB: Yeah sorry I’ve just been hitting redial while weve been sitting here
Chris: Oh F***
TB: yep
Chris: I guess that a no then for singing at the Birthday Party
TB: Should I try again
Chris: No
TB: how bout we try Keith
Chris: O.K

Meeting is ajourned, motion carried that meeting be held with mods at sunny corner
Motion: Setup admin area at Sunny Corner for Meeting
Motion wasn’t seconded cause tb weeing, motion seconded by nail gun (good nuff for me)

[ChrisMember]

I need to wee

[GregMember]

If there are no more pies I need to go home and sleep

[ChrisMember]

Ha HA tB reverses all the way home what’s with that?

[GregMember]

That’s how I walk down hill Chris

[Mick DMember]

I wonder how a phone call to these idiots, this morning at 6am would go? :whistle:

[scott bockingMember]

That sounds way more productive than Parliament House! :laugh:

STM

[glennMember]

We are screwed :laugh:

[Adrian LeeMember]

I have two missed calls on my phone from 10.40 and 10.41 last night,i wonder if it was them

[dennis da menaceMember]

mmmm Delta……..

[Adrian LeeMember]

menace wrote:

mmmm Delta……..

I thought you would have been on team Keith :laugh:

[Matt BakerMember]

What about this dirty pedo……………..

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[GregMember]

aido wrote:

menace wrote:

mmmm Delta……..

I thought you would have been on team Keith :laugh:

I thought that was discussed last night at the meeting it’s why Keith wasn’t first choice

King STM wrote:

That sounds way more productive than Parliament House! :laugh:

STM

So true soon to be dethroned King, give me that job and I will sort that shit out starting with Mick ‘s mate he defends Oakshot!

micknmeld wrote:

I wonder how a phone call to these idiots, this morning at 6am would go? :whistle:

No problem really was awake actually thinking fark I have a headache :pinch:

aido wrote:

I have two missed calls on my phone from 10.40 and 10.41 last night,i wonder if it was them

Yup from my other phone

LC4skin wrote:

What about this dirty pedo……………..

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Wow my head hurts to much to process that :ohmy: :dry:

Now of to Berima for a family outing oh joy :pinch:

TB

[WayneMember]

I wonder if the Executive meeting went something like this on the steering deck of the Titanic…………

Or the Hindenberg

Or the Challenger space shuttle

[Dwayne OMember]

Spot on Crash

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