MODERATOR.
Due to the burn out and subsequent slackness of the original moderator, OBT is offering this prestigious position to the first idiot who puts up his hand.
DUTIES.
*To oversee the general running of the OBT forum 24/7 (Christmas day and public holidays included) and moderate posts with rude words like SHIT in them
*recognise SHIT as being a swear word and not accidently read over it.
* Answer the barrage of PM’s you will get on a daily basis, some of which will have the word SHIT in them.
* Organise rides of epic proportions, and be told later it was SHIT by someone who had to wait too long on a corner.
* say gday to every new member
*do a ride report every time you start a bike.
*Must own a XR of some sort.
DESIRABLE CRITERIA
* a computer,preferably not a MAC
* a thick skin
* like having admin dick with your title
* not married as the position doesn’t allow for family time.
*The ability to provide a meeting place and workshop for OBT members and be prepared to clean up afterwards.
* sense of humour and a quick wit (last mod had neither)
RENUMERATION
*Although this position offers no financial renumeration,you will be bathed in accolades from all and sundry which will leave you with a warm fuzzy feeling, until someone PM’s you with a petty gripe of some sort, which will have you wondering, is it all worth it.
BTW this thread is a piss take and isn’t to be taken seriously. As if anyone would fit the required criteria.:laugh:
