Possums

[ChrisMember]

F’ing hell, I go out to my little office in the garage this morning and I have a possum sitting behind my PC, wtf, other than setting the dogs onto it any ideas to get ride of the little shit it has claws on it like something from a sci fi movie, I think it’s asleep now thank fuck. I aint touchin the little MOFO, oh yeah it;s a baby not like a full size one.

[DeanMember]

I use a fishing net to catch the little angry furballs around my place. I then drive them over to a an old Landlords place that I didnt see Eye to eye with and dump them there :laugh: He must have about 50 of them their now :woohoo:

Ollie

[glennMember]

12 gauge

[dennis da menaceMember]

through down a few scotchys for super courage powers.

through an old towel over it…(preferably while its asleep)

wrestle the giant baby tree rat to the ground (using super courage)

…avoiding its wolverine like claws, chomping teeth and unine death spray at all times :laugh:

hold it in the towel gently and look at how cute it is…from a distance though, incase it is one of the fire breathing variety of common possums that get around these days.

have a scotch to calm you nerves…give your new wire chewing pal a sip too as he will be upset about losing the fight :huh:

think some happy thoughts…

the crazed gnashing animal will now need to be relocated a safe distance from your oriface so it will not return.
find a nice cozy spot for the ring tail of death, so it will feel safe and warm.

…somewhere like TBs letterbox would be a great place :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[ChrisMember]

No doubt about you menace you got it one except it’s a bit early for a scotch, I’ve lined the windowsil with said favourite deserts, hoping that at some stage it will wake to those heavenly delights and chomp it’s way right out the window.

[FezMember]

You sure it aint squirrel trying to sign in?

[GregMember]

menace wrote:

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through down a few scotchys for super courage powers.

through an old towel over it…(preferably while its asleep)

wrestle the giant baby tree rat to the ground (using super courage)

…avoiding its wolverine like claws, chomping teeth and unine death spray at all times :laugh:

hold it in the towel gently and look at how cute it is…from a distance though, incase it is one of the fire breathing variety of common possums that get around these days.

have a scotch to calm you nerves…give your new wire chewing pal a sip too as he will be upset about losing the fight :huh:

think some happy thoughts…

the crazed gnashing animal will now need to be relocated a safe distance from your oriface so it will not return.
find a nice cozy spot for the ring tail of death, so it will feel safe and warm.

…somewhere like TBs letterbox would be a great place :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Thats very funny even the bit about my place, yeah send it down christ its just a possum people :laugh: Wack it with an approved possum whacking stick (gently of course)

TB

[dennis da menaceMember]

chris72a wrote:

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No doubt about you menace you got it one except it’s a bit early for a scotch, I’ve lined the windowsil with said favourite deserts, hoping that at some stage it will wake to those heavenly delights and chomp it’s way right out the window.

and if that doesnt work…

try some soft music, candles, rose petals and lingerie….

thats what you use to get beavers out

…might work for possums too :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[glennMember]

12 gauge will work a treat,,trust me I`m from the country..

[ChrisMember]

Boony wrote:

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12 gauge will work a treat,,trust me I`m from the country..

Yeah but I don’t want to have to clean up the gutz all over my desk, I’ll have to call in a forensic cleaning team.

[glennMember]

you cant have your cake and eat it to chris,,

I`m telling ya the 12 gauge will move the possum :laugh:

[ChrisMember]

Possum lady came and removed possum but will be back tonight to re-release it back to it’s own area… Once in the tree I can give boonys suggestion ago but I’ll wait till over the neihbours place.

Cheers
Chris.

[GregMember]

So they took it from your place and then will put it back? Yeah that makes sense :laugh:

TB

[ChrisMember]

Picture of said possum [img]http://www.obtrailriders.com/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/P2220091_640x480.JPG[/img]

[ChrisMember]

and another this time it’s other end.

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