You know your a Redneck…
If you like shopping at the reject shop, cause you don’t have to get dessed up, like you do when you go to kmart.
When you can’t figure out why the white house butler has suddenly started reading the presidents speeches for him.
You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, ‘Bout What?’
When your dog can’t watch you eat without getting sick.
What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?
A full set of teeth.
How do you know the Toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
Because it would have been named a Teethbrush if someone else had.