Save My Sanity

[Mark BuntingMember]

menace wrote:

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kram, heres some tips…

brush your teeth lots

maybe take up pole dancing :dry:

get a job as a lolly pop man at a school crossing :laugh:

try building yourself a new arm out of matches or paper mache

put a steering wheel knob on the car and go rallying

take up darts?

practice drinking lots

I’m working on the drinking lots and trying hard for the nurses outfit

I never knew nurses were so over paid :blink:

[simon burkeMember]

kram

watch Life of Brian for the 118th time

and go and buy one of those old one handed poker machines

or just sit on your front verander giving young hoons the bird all day :blink:

bol :woohoo:

[drewMember]

i’ve got it, be Boll’s sit nag :laugh: :laugh: :woohoo: tell him where to go all day, guiding him to all the farms he has to go to.

check out all the rally teams, see who needs a stand in navigator.

if the nurses’ uniform is a no go try and get a muc off one

. :silly:

[DeanMember]

I reckon you should get that Still over at Stexs place flashed up and make some moon shine :laugh:

Ollie

[drewMember]

Ollie wrote:

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I reckon you should get that Still over at Stexs place flashed up and make some moon shine :laugh:

Ollie

that’s the best suggestion yet

. :blink: :huh: :silly: :silly: :woohoo:

[Steve WyethMember]

Some of the best fun I have when home alone only needs on hand…..admittedly two fit better though.

[Mark BuntingMember]

Some good suggestions there gents. I’ll work my way through the list :laugh:

Corey8 wrote:

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Where do you grow flowers and what kind do you grow?

I live just south of Crescent Head mate and grow native flowers. Banksia, flannel flowers, kangaroo paw etc.

[glennMember]

go out and trim the finger nails on the kangaroo paws,if ya bored :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Boony

[corey heatherMember]

kram140 wrote:

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Some good suggestions there gents. I’ll work my way through the list :laugh:

Corey8 wrote:

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Where do you grow flowers and what kind do you grow?

I live just south of Crescent Head mate and grow native flowers. Banksia, flannel flowers, kangaroo paw etc.

Do you send it on Charter Frieghtlines by any chance

[Jason GreenMember]

The scary thing is that I have considered some of these options what about lawn bowls?

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