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[Adrian LeeMember]

TB can you send me a DVD of the clinic and a copy of the handbook :laugh: :laugh:

[GregMember]

Handbook maybe champ

[dennis da menaceMember]

Aido, have you actually read youre owners manual??

its all in there mate

[GregMember]

menace wrote:

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Aido, have you actually read youre owners manual??

its all in there mate

True, Aido pay attention to VTB :laugh: Maybe if Menace can find a Victorian that can read or a visiting NSW person he could conduct a manual reading clinic

TB

[Adrian LeeMember]

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Aido, have you actually read youre owners manual??

its all in there mate

I dont know where it is.maybe its in the roof with that camelbak you want menace :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

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menace wrote:

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Aido, have you actually read youre owners manual??

its all in there mate

I dont know where it is.maybe its in the roof with that camelbak you want menace :laugh:

go have a look mate, the spiders wont bite. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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menace wrote:

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Aido, have you actually read youre owners manual??

its all in there mate

True, Aido pay attention to VTB :laugh: Maybe if Menace can find a Victorian that can read or a visiting NSW person he could conduct a manual reading clinic

TB

Dear TrailBoss,

I, on behalf of all the attending victorians, would like to gladly welcome your kind offering of the above mentioned “manual reading clinic”.
seeing that none of us can read(?) down here, and with you being the nominated “visiting NSW person”, it would be our enormous pleasure to have you and your accompanying enterage visit us, in sleepy old victoria.

I hope with you being a trainer and all, you will be able to learn us simple folk much gooder and give us a book with pictures too.
we hope you will also incorperate into this session your amazing hands on approach with servicing and maintenance.
it would be great if you could even get a little advanced on our asses and demonstate to us your super superior speed and ability to change a tyre. that would be just fab!

the victorian chapter of OBT will provide 2 bikes for use in the practical task demonstrations. thay will be a ktm300 and a wr450, kindly donated to the cause by myself and my vice president, Aido.
the tyres for you to change in the session will be new, however you will need to bring your own tools as none of us will be carrying any as you will have yours. all oils will be provided by us, but you are quite welcome to bring your favourite brand for us to try out.

we look forward to your “manual reading clinic” when you come down for the Kenda. i have taken the notion to hire a hall for the occasion and with the promotional work we will be carrying out prior to the clinic, we should expect somewhere in excess of 7 people attending, all at varying levels of intoxication. im sure they will assist you through any problems with a muffled, slurring opinion, which may or may not be hostile towards yourself or others in the group.

once again, thank you for your kind gesture.

im bursting with anticipation

the Menace
Victorian State Manager Old Bull Trailriders

[GregMember]

menace wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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menace wrote:

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Aido, have you actually read youre owners manual??

its all in there mate

True, Aido pay attention to VTB :laugh: Maybe if Menace can find a Victorian that can read or a visiting NSW person he could conduct a manual reading clinic

TB

Dear TrailBoss,

I, on behalf of all the attending victorians, would like to gladly welcome your kind offering of the above mentioned “manual reading clinic”.
seeing that none of us can read(?) down here, and with you being the nominated “visiting NSW person”, it would be our enormous pleasure to have you and your accompanying enterage visit us, in sleepy old victoria.

I hope with you being a trainer and all, you will be able to learn us simple folk much gooder and give us a book with pictures too.
we hope you will also incorperate into this session your amazing hands on approach with servicing and maintenance.
it would be great if you could even get a little advanced on our asses and demonstate to us your super superior speed and ability to change a tyre. that would be just fab!

the victorian chapter of OBT will provide 2 bikes for use in the practical task demonstrations. thay will be a ktm300 and a wr450, kindly donated to the cause by myself and my vice president, Aido.
the tyres for you to change in the session will be new, however you will need to bring your own tools as none of us will be carrying any as you will have yours. all oils will be provided by us, but you are quite welcome to bring your favourite brand for us to try out.

we look forward to your “manual reading clinic” when you come down for the Kenda. i have taken the notion to hire a hall for the occasion and with the promotional work we will be carrying out prior to the clinic, we should expect somewhere in excess of 7 people attending, all at varying levels of intoxication. im sure they will assist you through any problems with a muffled, slurring opinion, which may or may not be hostile towards yourself or others in the group.

once again, thank you for your kind gesture.

im bursting with anticipation

the Menace
Victorian State Manager Old Bull Trailriders

Dear Victorian State Manager Old Bull Trailriders

That is a fantastic idea words do not allow me to share the excitement I feel about changing two tyres after driving to Vic.

For the tyre changing I will happily demonstrate one tyre change on the condition it is a Michelin and the wheel had been removed from the motorcycle. The 2nd you can do to show you have in fact learned.

As far as the maintance clinic goes I have just the thing for the 7 attending Victorians, keeping in mind the state they come from and their leader in Victoria these models will suit all the demonstrations needed for clinic

Although looking at it I am wondering if these models are way more advanced then you and your students, maybe the below could be a better option

I am looking forward to your thoughts so we can get the course material sorted

Regards

TB
Old Bull Nobody

[glennMember]

menace wrote:

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Heated grips

that always cracks me up

i cant wait till the day you make it down to mechico, the land of 4-6 seasons in a day :laugh: :laugh:

ill take you up the high country for a couple of hours…

should be able to snap your fingers off by then :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

heated grips for victorians are on par with roo-shoo’s for tamworthians i reckon. :laugh: :laugh:

suppose yous have late in your cambel packs as well 😆 :ohmy:

[dennis da menaceMember]

thank you for your prompt reply Mr OBT Nobody.

i was over the moon like a cow and a spoon when i read your response to our generous offer.
i was however, if anything a little dissappointed about your cry for help about changing u couple of little old tyres after driving all the way from new sydneytown. all this time i thought you had a healthy portion of stamina, boy was i mistaken. maybe you should take a look at my fitness for dummies thread, there are some great pointers in there about fitness, and you know what thay say, stamina is directly proportional to fitness.

i can promise you that my tyre will be a michelin, but cant however speak for my thankless right hand man, Aido, as he is super tight in the sphinctorial area and will probably buy a fortune or a really tight fitting metzeler. then again, he might not need a new tyre, but i do have some inside info telling me that JAK will have a second hand S12 front he will require fitting of. you might just get your michelin fetish like wish yet my friend!
i think i might be able to manage to get one of the troops to remove the KTMs rear wheel for you. as for the WR, Aido needs practice and is very enthusiastic about actually getting to use a spanner before he hits 40.

i love the idea of the key chain motorbikes and im amazed at your drinking ability and model making skills. im sure everyone will cherish theirs.

thank you once again for your speedy response. hope your super duper tyre repair skills are just as fast as your legend states.

i have some ideas for the course material but would rather prefer leaving it to you as you are a world famous instructioner from a globalised company that has everything to do with motorbikes and i am too humbled to cramp your style.

I have a couple of OBT stickers for you as a gift/payment, from all of us down south too

weeing in anticipation…

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

Boony wrote:

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menace wrote:

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Boony wrote:

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Heated grips

that always cracks me up

i cant wait till the day you make it down to mechico, the land of 4-6 seasons in a day :laugh: :laugh:

ill take you up the high country for a couple of hours…

should be able to snap your fingers off by then :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

heated grips for victorians are on par with roo-shoo’s for tamworthians i reckon. :laugh: :laugh:

suppose yous have late in your cambel packs as well 😆 :ohmy:

laugh it up laughing boy :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[GregMember]

menace wrote:

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thank you for your prompt reply Mr OBT Nobody.

i was over the moon like a cow and a spoon when i read your response to our generous offer.
i was however, if anything a little dissappointed about your cry for help about changing u couple of little old tyres after driving all the way from new sydneytown. all this time i thought you had a healthy portion of stamina, boy was i mistaken. maybe you should take a look at my fitness for dummies thread, there are some great pointers in there about fitness, and you know what thay say, stamina is directly proportional to fitness.

i can promise you that my tyre will be a michelin, but cant however speak for my thankless right hand man, Aido, as he is super tight in the sphinctorial area and will probably buy a fortune or a really tight fitting metzeler. then again, he might not need a new tyre, but i do have some inside info telling me that JAK will have a second hand S12 front he will require fitting of. you might just get your michelin fetish like wish yet my friend!
i think i might be able to manage to get one of the troops to remove the KTMs rear wheel for you. as for the WR, Aido needs practice and is very enthusiastic about actually getting to use a spanner before he hits 40.

i love the idea of the key chain motorbikes and im amazed at your drinking ability and model making skills. im sure everyone will cherish theirs.

thank you once again for your speedy response. hope your super duper tyre repair skills are just as fast as your legend states.

i have some ideas for the course material but would rather prefer leaving it to you as you are a world famous instructioner from a globalised company that has everything to do with motorbikes and i am too humbled to cramp your style.

I have a couple of OBT stickers for you as a gift/payment, from all of us down south too

weeing in anticipation…

menace

No No thanking your for your speedy reply, firstly I must express my concern about your “over the moon like a cow and a spoon” as I know you ride a KTM and am worried about you having a PDS moment on reentry

I am aware that “stamina is directly proportional to fitness” but as I am incredibly good looking fitness is of no concern to me and your energy would be better put to your lack of fitness that will be tested in the air force in the shower block away on camp

Tell Aido I will change his or JAK’s tyres no problem but as the self confessed Victorian leader of OBT you by rights should not only do your own but your loyal Victorian follows as well. I was told that a good leader leads from the front or something like that.

If you had clearly read the last correspondance you would understand the bundy key rings are for demonstration only! This only highlights the need for this training as you obviously cant read :laugh:

Thank you for the offer of the stickers I will cherish them your generosity is beyond question your wife must be a happy women :laugh:

Having completed certificate 4 on train the trainer I feel I have no qualifications to teach you had to read but for the stickers I will put an hr or two in. The manuals I will bring are called “Noddy fixes his bike”

No further correspondence is required I will have my people talk with your people see you on the day :laugh:

OBT’s Trainer

[dennis da menaceMember]

dont forget your tools

[GregMember]

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dont forget your tools

Of course buddy :laugh:

TB

[MalMember]

Have you two finished doing this now!!!

I might have to join one of your servicng workshops after today TB. :ohmy:

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