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  • #137069

    Chris
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    menace wrote:

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    well while your at it scooter, ive noticed that when you use the site search function, after the first page of results, when i hit next, the second page and subsequent pages have no results. when i try to “back arrow” out, it show the page has expired.

    also, since the old bull gathering i have lost all my thread subsciptions and im no longer notified. its not a big worry.

    just something to keep you busy during your leisure periods:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    being looked into mr menace are u sure your just not drunk?:laugh:

    #137105

    Chris
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    JRD wrote:

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    Maybe you guys can mod the site a little more, just for me…

    I have this arrow on the screen and to save RSI moving it, could you move the web page for me to the spots I want to look at :blink:

    you could use eye to screen goggles so the page moves to wherever your eyes are looking, they do exist!

    #137106

    Eric Smith
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    JRD wrote:

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    Maybe you guys can mod the site a little more, just for me…

    I have this arrow on the screen and to save RSI moving it, could you move the web page for me to the spots I want to look at :blink:

    Actually I heard about this mod you can get, starts the computer for you, gets a cup of tea or icy cold beer, cooks meals…. costs a bucketload, but maybe you could get one of those mods and tweak it to move the screen for you? I think they are called WIFE Vx…

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    #137114

    drew
    Member

    chris72a wrote:

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    being looked into mr menace are u sure your just not drunk?:laugh:

    Yeah should put out some bretho’s for computers, you have to be under .05 befor you can post :whistle: 👿 :whistle: :pinch::huh: :pinch::dry:

    while you’re at it chris can you double the amount of times you can fire on space invaders. and do a wheel alignment on the wrx race car. that way i may be in with a chance :blink: :blink: :P :laugh:

    top work to date chris and moderator team;) . must be taxing work keeping up with it all!

    #137116

    Chris
    Member

    ECKS-Man wrote:

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    JRD wrote:

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    Maybe you guys can mod the site a little more, just for me…

    I have this arrow on the screen and to save RSI moving it, could you move the web page for me to the spots I want to look at :blink:

    Actually I heard about this mod you can get, starts the computer for you, gets a cup of tea or icy cold beer, cooks meals…. costs a bucketload, but maybe you could get one of those mods and tweak it to move the screen for you? I think they are called WIFE Vx…

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    yeah I have v.000000001, ie still in testing stage :laugh:

    #137117

    drew
    Member

    ECKS-Man wrote:

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    JRD wrote:

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    Maybe you guys can mod the site a little more, just for me…

    I have this arrow on the screen and to save RSI moving it, could you move the web page for me to the spots I want to look at :blink:

    Actually I heard about this mod you can get, starts the computer for you, gets a cup of tea or icy cold beer, cooks meals…. costs a bucketload, but maybe you could get one of those mods and tweak it to move the screen for you? I think they are called WIFE Vx…

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    that program is actually : WiFe V.IIX

    the biggest trouble/ glitch with this program is it comes with A.I. and it thinks it can learn and think for it’s self:lol: :lol::ohmy: 😆 😆 :ohmy: 😆

    ooooooh you can see who isn’t married. ummm wonder if that attitude is why?:blink:

    :silly: :S

    #137118

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    I had Wife 1.0 for 25 years, was very compatable with my needs, but got a bit dated so along came an introductory offer of Girlfriend 7.2, initially was everything it professed to be and the bonus offers were too great to ignore, the software was unbelieveably compliant and highly interactive, but unfortunately after several months it insinuated itself into all of my software and hardware, starting wanting new plugins and add-ons like jewellery 8.2, shoes 6.5 and holidays 3.2, and it felt like my harddrive was running the show in unison with the provided software, then Girlfriend tried to automatically upgrade and become life companion 1.0. So I uninstalled and luckily with a bit of negotiation and a good sales pitch restored access to Wife 1.0 and is what I be sticking with until total CPU failure.

    BC

    #137119

    Anonymous

    Mr Blue wrote:

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    I had Wife 1.0 for 25 years, was very compatable with my needs, but got a bit dated so along came an introductory offer of Girlfriend 7.2, initially was everything it professed to be and the bonus offers were too great to ignore, the software was unbelieveably compliant and highly interactive, but unfortunately after several months it insinuated itself into all of my software and hardware, starting wanting new plugins and add-ons like jewellery 8.2, shoes 6.5 and holidays 3.2, and it felt like my harddrive was running the show in unison with the provided software, then Girlfriend tried to automatically upgrade and become life companion 1.0. So I uninstalled and luckily with a bit of negotiation and a good sales pitch restored access to Wife 1.0 and is what I be sticking with until total CPU failure.

    BC

    Very funny mate, karma for that :P

    #137120

    Eric Smith
    Member

    You did well with Wife 1.0 BC, mine was a total failure, the system crashed after less than three years. Sadly, this affected Banking 1.0 and it took ages to restore the backup data. I then moved on to Girlfriend 1.9 and was very impressed with the user friendly interfaces and low cost options available. After this success I decided to try the upgrade to Wife 2.0 and have not looked back, with plugins such as Baby 1.0 – which was challenging to learn but a lot of fun once you get to know the quirks. So much so in fact that we have decided to try Baby 2.0.

    #137121

    Mick D
    Member

    Well done boys!!Funny stuff!! There was a loud guffaw moment in my office when I read those last few posts that made everyone come and see what I was looking at.

    LMFAO!!

    #136897

    Just be careful because wife 1.0 and girlfriend 1.9 are not compatable. If they ever interface you will most certainly suffer some kind of system crash which will involve lawyer 3.0 and cost a small fortune.

    #137123

    Anonymous

    Has anyone had virus 2.1 that has been known to infect your joystick?

    #137126

    Mick D
    Member

    Moto wrote:

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    Has anyone had virus 2.1 that has been known to infect your joystick?

    It is nothing to worry about moto as it is easily fixed by manually uploading penicillin 3.1.

    #137124

    Eric Smith
    Member

    Jeffro wrote:

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    Just be careful because wife 1.0 and girlfriend 1.9 are not compatable. If they ever interface you will most certainly suffer some kind of system crash which will involve lawyer 3.0 and cost a small fortune.

    Yes, this is true! Fortunately I had uninstalled Wife 1.0 completely prior installing to Girlfriend 1.9. It should also be noted that there are often major conflicts between Baby 1.0 and Sleep R1.3 and often it is best to uninstall Sleep (any version) prior to the addition of Baby 1.0.

    #137125

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    Jeffro wrote:

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    Just be careful because wife 1.0 and girlfriend 1.9 are not compatable. If they ever interface you will most certainly suffer some kind of system crash which will involve lawyer 3.0 and cost a small fortune.

    I have experienced this, with Girlfriend 7.2 tried to interface with Wife 1.0 using coffee and cake 3.8, unfortunately one being written in Unix and the other in Binary code they are totally incompatable about using the same harddrive, even with a partition the overall system got shaky and unreliable and CPU was eventually denied access to either or both at once which caused the CPU to overheat and unable to perfrom basic function without total reconfiguration, during the course of this both operating systems demanded an upgrade, which in turn requires a newer generation CPU, so at the risk of losing all the previous years data, Girlfriend 7.2 subscription was not renewed and had to be forcibly deleted from the root files. Now the system is running along beautifully with just Wife 1.0 and finds the occassional memory shortage or reboot not too major an issue and being an uncomplicated system there is no need for expensive add-ons, yearly renewals and the plugins work great.

    BC
    The above is a work of fiction only the names may have been changed to protect someone from recognising me

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