STOLEN BIKES

[shaneMember]

Sirdropalot wrote:

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DanD wrote:

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Jeez boys death might be a bit harsh. Permanent disfigurment with a disability might be more fitting for the crime.

Wait a minute they are theiving rotton pieces of crap. DEATH to em all.

Mate its a tough enough job supporting guys with disabilities without also knowing it may be because they got their disability stealing something:angry: ……..go with the last line :laugh:

Nup! fark ’em! catch ’em, hold the buggers down and BITE their thumb off! Think about it. What can you do without an opposable thumb? Seriously, “Officer, he was coming right at me, I had nothing to defend myself with so I bit him. Never meant to permanently disfigure anyone! Promise!” (And for you lawyer-types…I’m pretty sure it happened out there in the gutter so there can be no claim on my insrance…if I had any!)If Uncle Ivan can take a finger off with a plastic knife I reckon it could be managed with a decent set of choppers, false or otherwise!

Of course IF this ever does happen to me and bear in mind I own a VOR and only a total tool bag would steal one of those, the situation was never premeditated!!!

[Ray FullerMember]

menace wrote:

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KTM01 wrote:

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I started this thread buy saying that I lost two bikes a few years back. This week I come close to loosing more, I have been in Melbourne all week and was speaking to the missus on the phone mid Wednesday afternoon and she was complaining about the dog barking and walked to the back door to see a sh#t bag trying to brake into our bottom shed where the toys are kept, she opened the door and let the dog out that was going nuts and the sh#t bag was off with our bull dog hot on his heels. The missus went for a walk around our property and found my body armour and all bike gear behind our bottom dam, which sh#t bag had taken off the cloths line as I had been riding on the weekend and it had been washed, she was freaked out as she was in the house feeding our new born and someone is wandering around our property, we live on acerage away from towns and are being targeted.
Take all precautions guys it could be your place next.

Cheers KTM01

ktm01….. shame on you …
youve been in sunny melbourne all week and not looked me up. im a bit busted up at the mo but i would have loved to have a beer with another OB. you could have helped me talk the missus into letting me ride sooner than i should…..

sheeesh……

how long you down for champski, maybe its not too late?????

Been and gone Menace, down every few months, if I’ve got time next trip I’ll give you a buzz.
I hope you guys enjoyed the 46 degrees today, I knew when to get out.

KTM01

[dennis da menaceMember]

spewin bro. next time hey.

looks like ya lucky ya got out when ya could.
they shut the hume and princes highway testerday

i was gonna go riding in neerim next sat, but it got raized.

lots of people and animals died yesterday. hundreds of houses lost. its sad.

today is 21 and no wind. it should help the firies

menace

[Anonymous]

I’m probably in Melb for a day next week Menace if you’re around? I’m going to attempt to get up to Brissy and meet up with TB and then fly straight down to Vic and then back home (Newcastle). I’ll do it in a couple of days

[dennis da menaceMember]

yeah, right o moto.

witch day ya comin, wot ya doin, where are we drinkin..

spewin ya flyin down, i was wantin ta hear the fully sik sound sistem in the rexxy.
boom,boom,boom,boom, cuppa tea,cuppa tea,cuppa tea,cuppa tea, boom boom boom boom.
we coulda been cruizin for the chicks mate. to look at anyway, im too scared to talk to them.
you would be quite at home in south yarra

i dont own any pink shirts though…….

ooooh im excited now……:woohoo:

I’ll PM you my mobile number mate.

menace

[Anonymous]

I’m planning on coming down on Wednesday arvo next week, the 18th and will be flying back on the next day. I’m coming down for a meeting on the Thurday with a client based in Bayswater. I haven’t booked any hotels yet though. Oh, and you’ll be alright without a pink t-shirt

Sorry about the rexxy too, although she doesn’t really have a fully sik sound system I just wish she was fully sik

[Anonymous]

Ok Menace, I’m booked in. I’m staying at the Medina Executive Northbank @ 550 Flinders Street right in the CBD. So if you fancy meeting up for a beer then let me know and we’ll sort it out

I will have a car so can travel around, although wouldn’t mind seeing a bit of Melbourne, every other time I’ve gone I’ve stayed in Geelong.

[dennis da menaceMember]

sweet mate,

wot time you there and witch day?

im working in the CBD at the moment. so it should be easy to hook something up.

but please bro, dont compare melbourne-ites to the freaks in geelong.
theyre all fukin 2 headed cousin touchers.

lookin forward to it champski..

menace

[Anonymous]

My flight lands at Tullamarine at 2pm ish. Need to collect hire car and make way to hotel, free from there

Looking forward to it too mate

[DeanMember]

Moto wrote:

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My flight lands at Tullamarine at 2pm ish. Need to collect hire car and make way to hotel, free from there

Looking forward to it too mate

you two sound like your having a Secret internet love affair rendezvou:laugh: :laugh:

ollie

[Anonymous]

We are :huh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

jealous are we ollie.???

we’re gonna play mummys and daddys.

moto can be the daddy……and i’ll be the mummy

“now come here and suck mummys dick moto” :woohoo: :woohoo:

menace.

[Bruce CurtisMember]

yep KTM riders “alternative” activities right here on display.

God love ’em at least we can see them coming from a mile away.

BC

[dennis da menaceMember]

dont forget to pack your gimp mask moto…..:blush:

sorry mr blue, i rode yama’s most of my life. i was “alternate” then too.

then i found god. he is orange:P

[Anonymous]

With or without 8 ball? Bugger it, I’ll pack both

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