the 300th…

[dennis da menaceMember]

Mr Blue wrote:

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Herr Menage’ you have let loose the Austrians eh? a fighting force of….a few blokes with some orange smoke and camo paint in green, I also see they have the new pre-production KTMs based on the latest CZ designs with simplistic aircooled technology and dual PDS, it would be a real assett against the japanese “self defense” forces, who don’t even need to leave their seats, just push a couple of buttons and violia,orange gone and the Austrian language changes and then citizens assume new names like wun hung lowa, and eh se yu pee…….

and they will achieve this with the superior power of the rising (sun) rate linkage

Menage’ a trios you have been warned (unlike pearl harbour that is)

BC
enema of the austrian warmonger

come on mr blue, we both know that yamaha’s linkage type rear suspension went out of fashion somewhere between the time of the PURPLE TT350’s (so gay!) and horse drawn carts:P

and besides if you think those jappo’s are looking after you, just think about how many trees there are in japland… not a lot really. what do you think all the kamakaze pilots did after the war, started riding yamahas into trees just for the imperial empire, thats what!! yamaha just made it easier for them to kill themselves on their mitsubishi zero 450’s, sorry i meant WR’s and YZ’s by fitting them with ancient suspension setups from the time of emperor nasi goreng.

heres some proof…

these blokes are praying for PDS

this bloke turned to stone while waiting for some decent suspension!!

these are the new YZ freestyle bikes…they’ll try anything to get some air time;)

this bloke got some cause he has dual PDS!!!

mr blue in full riding attire…the bloke in red looks like mick with stickytape on his eyes:P

remember, blue…. it rhymes with poo!!

(this is my best comeback mate, as i dont possess the sarcasm or vocabulary of yourself, being a simple mexican with more truancy than education to my name!!)(wish i did though)

are you comin to louee mr blue, it would be a pleasure to meet/banter/ride with you as i like your style and craftyness…

except the yamaha bit:P

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Dear Mr Menage’ unfortunately I cannot attend the Louee gathering of decrepit blokes on bikes, much as it would delight my shrivelled black heart, alas t’will not be as my family life has deteriorated with my increasing insanity to a point where I believe my finances will be depleted by an ex-wife and a girlfriend who both believe they have ownership rights to my soul and wallet, on top of this one of our bikes is orange and yes needs my wallets regular ministrations as well, thankfully the green and blue bikes are oblivious to their orange counterparts demands and tantrum throwing or I would be well and truly cramed full by a taxidermist after the wafting excrement had hit the ossciilating rotating cooling device.

Mr Menage’ a trios don not let a lack of secondary eduction be a crutch for ones vocabulary prowess for I too was no Rhodes scholar having disembarked my half-hearted experiment with earlier formal education at a scant 15 years of age, fortunately I rediscovered the joys of learning in a structured atmosphere in my thirties and so improved my standing with all things of academia. For you too, could become a man of letters with scant effort for you posess both brain and imagination to be a literary figure of repute amongst your peers.

BC
get a haircut and get a real job

[Eric SmithMember]

Mr Blue wrote:

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BC
get a haircut and get a real job

Better get a lawyer son, gonna need a real good one!:laugh:

ECKS
Don’t drop the soap! Don’t smoke no dope!

[GregMember]

Mr Blue wrote:

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Mr Menage’ a trios don not let a lack of secondary eduction be a crutch for ones vocabulary prowess for I too was no Rhodes scholar having disembarked my half-hearted experiment with earlier formal education at a scant 15 years of age, fortunately I rediscovered the joys of learning in a structured atmosphere in my thirties and so improved my standing with all things of academia. For you too, could become a man of letters with scant effort for you posess both brain and imagination to be a literary figure of repute amongst your peers.

BC

Twice today my head hurts :blink:

[Anonymous]

Menace and Blue, you are both loonies!

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Mr Moto as a Pommie from pommieland as it were, you of all persons should be adhereing to the Queens’ language proper, and also being a self-confessed part-time Queen yourself (Queen Moto has a ring to it doesn’t it?) you should also decree the good Mental Menace and Myself your royal court jesters with unbridled access to all the palace Nymphettes that you keep secreted around the royal households, furthermore we should recive, if your highness deigns it so, a full pardon from crimes past and present insofar as much as we entertain and delight the court entourage (who are enlarge possessed of wits most dim, therefore easily captured and bedazzled by our folly) and When King TB misunderstands or fails to grasp our most playful of puns you will keep him informed as is the way of a true Qween by slowly explaining our modest humour to his simple personage.
For it is continued assocaition with large bores and antiquated ways that keeps him so, and it is your fascination with all thing from Austria that gives you a superior if not misgiven condescending aura.

BC
QC

[Anonymous]

So basically, what we are getting at is that my last post was ‘spot on’ . In my current state it took a lot for me to even comprehend what you have written, let alone formulate any sort of response.

I’m surprised you say I have a condescending aura. I like it though :laugh:

Oh, and if I catch you so much as glimpsing at one of concubines again you will be sent straight to the gallows without passing go or collecting $200.

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Moto wrote:

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So basically, what we are getting at is that my last post was ‘spot on’ . In my current state it took a lot for me to even comprehend what you have written, let alone formulate any sort of response.

I’m surprised you say I have a condescending aura. I like it though :laugh:

Oh, and if I catch you so much as glimpsing at one of concubines again you will be sent straight to the gallows without passing go or collecting $200.

Methinks an Iron maiden with a follow up from several “softer” maids would be far more appropriate and maybe some lashes for the good jester Menace, maybe yourself or the good king TB would enjoy a good lashing or partaking in the lashing process with the Good man Menace?

BC

[dennis da menaceMember]

Mr Blue wrote:

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Dear Mr Menage’ unfortunately I cannot attend the Louee gathering of decrepit blokes on bikes, much as it would delight my shrivelled black heart, alas t’will not be as my family life has deteriorated with my increasing insanity to a point where I believe my finances will be depleted by an ex-wife and a girlfriend who both believe they have ownership rights to my soul and wallet, on top of this one of our bikes is orange and yes needs my wallets regular ministrations as well, thankfully the green and blue bikes are oblivious to their orange counterparts demands and tantrum throwing or I would be well and truly cramed full by a taxidermist after the wafting excrement had hit the ossciilating rotating cooling device.

Mr Menage’ a trios don not let a lack of secondary eduction be a crutch for ones vocabulary prowess for I too was no Rhodes scholar having disembarked my half-hearted experiment with earlier formal education at a scant 15 years of age, fortunately I rediscovered the joys of learning in a structured atmosphere in my thirties and so improved my standing with all things of academia. For you too, could become a man of letters with scant effort for you posess both brain and imagination to be a literary figure of repute amongst your peers.

BC
get a haircut and get a real job

ummmm sorry chief, could you start that again from “dear mr menage’…….

thanks, max….

LMFAO…..you are the master mr blue, the master.

shame your not comin but

i think the difference between us is that one of us is crazy and the other eccentric…..i dunno who is which one though:P

but your right about moto, i always pictured him as a queen too:kiss:

chicks mate, you know what they say,if they didnt have a “you know what”, they would be 10 deep at the tip, next to the camiras, oh, and the hondas :woohoo:

menace
simple man, with a heart of gold, in a complicated land

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