The butt of a monkey aha aha

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January 5, 2011 at 4:32 am #193907

Matt Baker
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sack and crack wax might reduce the friction

January 5, 2011 at 4:38 am #193908

dennis da menace
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LC4skin wrote:

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sack and crack wax might reduce the friction

words of an experienced man :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

January 5, 2011 at 4:40 am #193911

Matt Baker
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I can’t pull a rabbit out of a hat but I can pull a hair out of my arse :laugh: :laugh:

January 5, 2011 at 4:58 am #193912

murph the surf
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Cheers all
will give the 3b or canasten a go
Already wearing the pushbike skins
Murph

January 5, 2011 at 5:08 am #193909

Mick D
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LC4skin wrote:

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sack and crack wax might reduce the friction

I cringed when I saw that LC had posted in this thread :S

January 5, 2011 at 5:13 am #193873

Matt Baker
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Murph the surf wrote:

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Surely its more comman than this???
anybody??
Just did a ride Monday and even though it was not raining, I came home sweating like a pig.
I am probably a little over weight and more than a tadd hairy (like a bear or gorilla) :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
Just looking for a quick fix????
Have not tried the powders or creams yet
Not sure which way to go
Powders:-

Do they keep working 5 minutes into a ride (when everything gets sweaty)??

Creams:-

Do they stick around all day??
Or do they have to be reaplied when the going gets tough. And I mean Tough AHA
I probably sweat more than anybody on a ride. Gotta let the young fella’s step in more often and help drag bikes up cliffs
Cheerio
Murph (looking for another bottle) the surf

Don’t blame me Mick, Murph was the one that brought it up

January 5, 2011 at 12:13 pm #193916

Adrian Snowden
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Murph this could be a subject for a PHD. Imagine the next OBT ride we divide up the group into those with small amounts of vasso on their arse, those with half a bucket applied, another group in pushbike pants and another who have had back sack and crack waxes done and then there could be the group who have to rub one out before they ride. Just cant wait to see the rush for the porno mags with that lot!

To be independent in judging the results we would have to appoint an arsehole inspector and given bollocks’s experience in beef butts he could be the man!Then again there is an arsehole from victoria I met on the nundle ride who would be over qualified.

January 5, 2011 at 12:46 pm #193933

dennis da menace
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snowy09 wrote:

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Then again there is an arsehole from victoria I met on the nundle ride who would be over qualified.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

thats a penalty :woohoo:

January 6, 2011 at 8:55 am #193871

Adam Rodgers
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I ran out of the room screaming when I read this topic :ohmy: :ohmy: :S :S I never knew such things existed :blush:

What horrible things some of you guys endure 😆

I guess some of the preventative measures are what keep you keen :laugh:

Adam.

January 6, 2011 at 10:51 am #193992

Mick D
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adam wrote:

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I ran out of the room screaming when I read this topic :ohmy: :ohmy: :S :S I never knew such things existed :blush:

What horrible things some of you guys endure 😆

I guess some of the preventative measures are what keep you keen :laugh:

Adam.

From what I have worked out…the fatter your arse…the more chance is of getting monkey butt.

Nylon ride pants that are one size too small, will contribute to the problem too, I am sure. :blink:

Having your butt checks squeezed together cant help your cause.

January 6, 2011 at 10:59 am #194010

Mick D
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micknmeld wrote:

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adam wrote:

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I ran out of the room screaming when I read this topic :ohmy: :ohmy: :S :S I never knew such things existed :blush:

What horrible things some of you guys endure 😆

I guess some of the preventative measures are what keep you keen :laugh:

Adam.

From what I have worked out…the fatter your arse…the more chance is of getting monkey butt.

Nylon ride pants that are one size too small, will contribute to the problem too, I am sure. :blink:

Having your butt checks squeezed together cant help your cause.

I bet Boony gets it bad,,,,,,,,,,, :laugh:

January 6, 2011 at 11:39 am #194012

anthony tramontano
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im so glad that no one has attached a pic
:laugh:

January 9, 2011 at 11:11 pm #194030

murph the surf
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Saturday’s ride was great on my ring gear
Bought a new pair of pushbike pants and applied a liberal dose of 3B before the ride. Even though we didn’t do quite as many singles as Monday, we still covered a lot of ground and it was bloody hot. Happy to let ya’ll know that my butt was rash free
Pics to come
:laugh: :laugh:
Good one tramo141
Cheers
Murph

January 9, 2011 at 11:55 pm #194189

scott bocking
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Bike knicks and chamoix cream will do the job Murph. After all it allows the freaks in the Tour De France to pedal 3500 km’s in three weeks and it keeps them rash free.

STM

January 10, 2011 at 12:26 am #194190

Greg
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singletrackmind wrote:

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After all it allows the freaks in the Tour De France to pedal 3500 km’s in three weeks and it keeps them rash free.

STM

How can you be so sure they finish rash free Scott? umm how :huh:
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