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  • September 1, 2009 at 12:46 am #150715

    Mal
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    Here’s good training tip Moto.
    – 1 month before you ride with Murph, lay on the ground next to your bike with all your riding gear on .
    – Have someone push your bike over so lands on your body.
    – Bench press whole bike 5 times.
    – Get yourself out from under the bike and stand the bike up.

    Now repeat the process 5 times within an hour and 5 times a week.

    Throw in some riding up and off a 3 foot retaining wall and you’ll be all set for a Murphsberg ride.

    :P :P

    September 1, 2009 at 12:56 am #150716

    Anonymous

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :ohmy: :huh: :dry: :S :blush:
    ILSHTALBOWCO

    September 1, 2009 at 1:07 am #150717

    Anonymous

    mal5.1 wrote:

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    Here’s good training tip Moto.
    – 1 month before you ride with Murph, lay on the ground next to your bike with all your riding gear on .
    – Have someone push your bike over so lands on your body.
    – Bench press whole bike 5 times.
    – Get yourself out from under the bike and stand the bike up.

    Now repeat the process 5 times within an hour and 5 times a week.

    Throw in some riding up and off a 3 foot retaining wall and you’ll be all set for a Murphsberg ride.

    :P :P

    Just the sort of riding I like mate, proper technical stuff, none of this firetrail bashing sh*t for a million kays a day :P

    September 1, 2009 at 1:09 am #150718

    Bruce Curtis
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    champo35 wrote:

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :ohmy: :huh: :dry: :S :blush:
    ILSHTALBOWCO

    Ok Champo call me thick but WTF is “ILSHTALBOWCO” about?

    BC

    September 1, 2009 at 1:11 am #150722

    Anonymous

    Yes, can we have some sort of explanation please Shampoo? If not the posts will be deleted under the pretense that they are SPAM!

    September 1, 2009 at 1:24 am #150628

    Mal
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    Jeffro wrote:

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    I laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out

    here ya go boys. it was on the end of the first page

    September 1, 2009 at 1:29 am #150725

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    Ok fair enough, you know maybe an adult diaper would help with that………………. :S

    BC

    September 1, 2009 at 1:35 am #150520

    simon burke
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    great ride report lads.best one i have seen for a while.Those hills are that snotty i was reaching for a tissue just watching..
    Good on Yas:cheer:
    Bol

    September 1, 2009 at 1:39 am #150724

    Greg
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    Moto wrote:

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    Yes, can we have some sort of explanation please Shampoo? If not the posts will be deleted under the pretense that they are SPAM!

    Yeah I 2nd that, once is funny but

    TB

    September 1, 2009 at 1:42 am #150728

    Mal
    Member

    BOLLOCKS wrote:

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    great ride report lads.best one i have seen for a while.Those hills are that snotty i was reaching for a tissue just watching..
    Good on Yas:cheer:
    Bol

    there’s one more video to come of me flipping the new Husky. Murph said it looks very bad and I shouldn’t show the Mrs. When she sees the scratches on the new bike and the video, Murph will need a full face helmet when she gets hold of him in a couple of weeks. Cause I said it was all his fault.

    September 1, 2009 at 1:50 am #150721

    Greg
    Member

    Moto wrote:

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    mal5.1 wrote:

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    Here’s good training tip Moto.
    – 1 month before you ride with Murph, lay on the ground next to your bike with all your riding gear on .
    – Have someone push your bike over so lands on your body.
    – Bench press whole bike 5 times.
    – Get yourself out from under the bike and stand the bike up.

    Now repeat the process 5 times within an hour and 5 times a week.

    Throw in some riding up and off a 3 foot retaining wall and you’ll be all set for a Murphsberg ride.

    :P :P

    Just the sort of riding I like mate, proper technical stuff, none of this firetrail bashing sh*t for a million kays a day :P

    I love a good technical section that is a challenge one that is a struggle but you can do on your own, like Boulder hill in the Watagans we used on the Christmas party, these ledges and rock drops that damage you and your bike not so much :laugh:

    I don’t like the long fire trail sections either but the sweet sections we get to make it worth it, you have to break eggs to make an omelette

    Again great pics and videos everybody

    TB

    September 1, 2009 at 2:45 am #150727

    Anonymous

    Mr Blue wrote:

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    Ok fair enough, you know maybe an adult diaper would help with that………………. :S

    BC

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :ohmy: :huh: :dry: :S :blush:
    ILSHTALBOWCO

    September 1, 2009 at 3:14 am #150730

    Anonymous

    champo35 wrote:

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    Mr Blue wrote:

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    Ok fair enough, you know maybe an adult diaper would help with that………………. :S

    BC

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :ohmy: :huh: :dry: :S :blush:
    ILSHTALBOWCO

    Seems to me like there’s a rogue ‘T’ in there too.

    Are you going for a burn this Sunday Murph?

    September 1, 2009 at 3:35 am #150726

    Eric Smith
    Member

    mal5.1 wrote:

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    Jeffro wrote:

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    I laughed so hard a THAT little bit of wee came out

    here ya go boys. it was on the end of the first page

    Corrected.

    Nice report guys!

    September 1, 2009 at 4:07 am #150740

    Anonymous

    But now you’ve put the ‘that’ in the wrong place :huh: :laugh:

    Did I mention I’m keen for a burn this Sunday? I will have my shiny new bike trailer too :)

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