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My coffee fueled equivalent of Murph’s rants
Written to the tune of Business time by Flight of the conchords
Aww yeah
That`s right baby.
Girl, today we`re gonna go riding. You know how I know, baby? `Cause it`s saturday And saturday is the day that we ride. Sunday is the day that we go and visit your mother, but Saturday is the day that we ride. `Cause everything is just right conditions are perfect. There`s nothing good on TV. Conditions are perfect. Your wife leans in close and says something sexy like, “I might go to the shops I’ve got your credit card.” I know what you`re trying to say baby. You`re trying to say, “Oh, yeah. It`s business time. It`s business time.”
It`s business.
It`s business time.
That`s what you`re trying to say you`re trying to say let`s get down to business it`s business time.
It`s business.
It`s business time.
Next thing you know we`re in the shed setting up our bike. That`s all part of it, that`s foreplay. Then you go sort out your missus. That`s not part of it but it`s still very important. Then we`re in the shed again. You`re wearing that ugly old baggy t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work. And it`s never looked better on you.
Oh, team building exercise `99.
Oh, you don`t know what you`re doing to me.
I put on my riding pants but trip over them `cause I already got my boots on. But I turn it into a sexy dance.
Next thing you know an hour has passed and I`m armoured from head to toe and you know when I`m all kitted up what time it is? it`s time for business. It`s business time.
It`s business.
It`s business time.
You know when I`m in my riding gear it`s time for riding that`s why they call it riding gear!
It`s business.
It`s business time.
(Beags solo)
Oh.
Ooh, trail riding.
Trail riding for two.
Trail riding for two minutes.
When it`s with me you only need two minutes, `cause I`m so intense. Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. Trailboss says something like, “Is that it?” I know what you`re trying to say. You`re trying to say, “Aww yeah, that`s it.” Then you tell me you want some more. Well I`m not surprised. But I`m quite sleepy. [/solo]
It`s business.
It`s business time.
Business hours are over. Right, right.
It`s business.
It`s business time
AnonymousCOFFEE HIGH IS GONE NO LONGER ENLIGHTENED GET BACK ON TOPIC!!!
WTF AB :huh:
Well done mate
I’m not sure what it was but it sure was something :huh:
I thought I was dissillusioned :dry:My bike is all good for tomorrow, the brakes must of had air in the line as they are working fine now
Tim needed rear wheel bearings and the local bike shop had none so I had to go all the way into bloody Broadmeadow :angry: What an epic. I don’t know how anyone could live in town :ohmy:
I prefer Mals new clutch way of life “Rekluse” :laugh: :laugh:
Seeya’ll tomorrow
Murph the surf
P.S. don’t forget some money for lunch and fuel
don’t forget ya oil for you 2 strokersDid ya try Newcastle Dirtbike Dismantlers at Maryland Murph ???
I get bearings & heaps of stuff from Kerrie & Al there
They sell heaps of new parts & gear, not only secondhand stuff.
Surprising what they have sometimes.Thanks Eags, but I was just whinging about having to travel into all that traffic
Maryland would be no closer for me
MurphMate, I saw you at Wallsend last week didn`t I ???? :laugh:
You can run up the F3 & duck thru here (Minmi) & you come straight to the shop near Wallsend High
Stuff all traffic, nothing like into Braodmeadow,,,,,
Just a thought if you get stuck again for parts mateAnd you coud stop off here for a beer too on the way back :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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