the most reliable bike i have ever owned

[Anonymous]

menace wrote:

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white rocket wrote:

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there heaps fun to ride those ktm300 s

its all fun rocket…..till someone breaks some ribs and their arse…..and i only got her for xmas:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

menace

Do KTM do a big orange di*do as a part of their hard parts catolouge? Is that how you busted your arse or is it that big orange di*do that you ride?

[dennis da menaceMember]

DanD wrote:

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menace wrote:

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white rocket wrote:

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there heaps fun to ride those ktm300 s

its all fun rocket…..till someone breaks some ribs and their arse…..and i only got her for xmas:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

menace

Do KTM do a big orange di*do as a part of their hard parts catolouge? Is that how you busted your arse or is that big orange di*do that you ride?

tusk tusk dand(elion)…..

i’ll have you know, it was the big di*do (me) on top of the big orange di*do that i ride that busted my pooper…thank you very much!!

it could have happened to anyone riding any colored di*do, but it didnt, it happened to ME, because IM special, my wife says so, so nerrr:P

and now ive got a special cushion that doubles as a hat, so double nerrr to you mister!

you dont have one
you dont have one
you dont have one…….na nee na nee na na:P

[Anonymous]

DanD wrote:

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Do KTM do a big orange di*do as a part of their hard parts catolouge? Is that how you busted your arse or is that big orange di*do that you ride?

That’s not in the KTM hard parts catalogue. It’s in the harder to find KTM hard core catalogue

[dennis da menaceMember]

Moto wrote:

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DanD wrote:

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Do KTM do a big orange di*do as a part of their hard parts catolouge? Is that how you busted your arse or is that big orange di*do that you ride?

That’s not in the KTM hard parts catalogue. It’s in the harder to find KTM hard core catalogue

how many frequent buyer points do you have now mate:P

[Anonymous]

None, I set-up the catalaogue for KTM and personally researched and rated all it’s ‘products’ I’d have enough ‘ride miles’ to get to the moon and back though. You just can’t go past the Fist of Adonis :dry:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Moto wrote:

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DanD wrote:

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Do KTM do a big orange di*do as a part of their hard parts catolouge? Is that how you busted your arse or is that big orange di*do that you ride?

That’s not in the KTM hard parts catalogue. It’s in the harder to find KTM hard core catalogue

moto doin some secret product testin for the hard-core parts catalogue…..
its even bigger than the ‘fist of adonis’…
its got approval, now just needs some orange paint!!!

[Anonymous]

menace wrote:

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DanD wrote:

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menace wrote:

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white rocket wrote:

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there heaps fun to ride those ktm300 s

its all fun rocket…..till someone breaks some ribs and their arse…..and i only got her for xmas:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

menace

Do KTM do a big orange di*do as a part of their hard parts catolouge? Is that how you busted your arse or is that big orange di*do that you ride?

tusk tusk dand(elion)…..

i’ll have you know, it was the big di*do (me) on top of the big orange di*do that i ride that busted my pooper…thank you very much!!

it could have happened to anyone riding any colored di*do, but it didnt, it happened to ME, because IM special, my wife says so, so nerrr:P

and now ive got a special cushion that doubles as a hat, so double nerrr to you mister!

you dont have one
you dont have one
you dont have one…….na nee na nee na na:P

I’m given you Karma Menace because you take the piss, as well as you give it.

[dennis da menaceMember]

DanD wrote:

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menace wrote:

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DanD wrote:

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menace wrote:

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white rocket wrote:

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there heaps fun to ride those ktm300 s

its all fun rocket…..till someone breaks some ribs and their arse…..and i only got her for xmas:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

menace

Do KTM do a big orange di*do as a part of their hard parts catolouge? Is that how you busted your arse or is that big orange di*do that you ride?

tusk tusk dand(elion)…..

i’ll have you know, it was the big di*do (me) on top of the big orange di*do that i ride that busted my pooper…thank you very much!!

it could have happened to anyone riding any colored di*do, but it didnt, it happened to ME, because IM special, my wife says so, so nerrr:P

and now ive got a special cushion that doubles as a hat, so double nerrr to you mister!

you dont have one
you dont have one
you dont have one…….na nee na nee na na:P

I’m given you Karma Menace because you take the piss, as well as you give it.

hey DanD…….

i got karma
i got karma
na na ni na na…..

hey it rhymes……

like
“yamaha blue”
and
“really runny poo”

or

“kwaka green”
and
“cheese off ya peen”

or

“i ride a red honda”
and
“see my tiny little donga”

and

“vor’s are black”
and
“just like my crack”

what rhymes with orange…….

nothing

cause Katos are special:P

na na ni na na
na na ni na na
na na ni na na
na na ni na na
na na ni na na
na na ni na na
na na ni na na
na na ni na na
Kato’s are special
na ni na ni na na :silly: :side: :silly: :side: :silly: :huh:

sorry, i think its bed time……

[Anonymous]

we should limit menace to one post per day

[GregMember]

champo35 wrote:

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we should limit menace to one post per day

You are a thinker Champo :laugh:

[Eric SmithMember]

champo35 wrote:

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we should limit menace to one post per day

Problem: could you imagine the size and content of that single post?????:ohmy:

I say cut his dose…

[Anonymous]

Or up his dose:dry:

[Eric SmithMember]

Wouldn’t it be a ‘nose’ until you actually shoved something up there, at which time it would be a ‘dose’?:silly:

[dennis da menaceMember]

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we should limit menace to one post per day

awwww come on guys, my posts take quite a bit of slow thinking and yelling obsenities at photobucket….

i thought i was in the “in” crowd…

:kiss:

[Eric SmithMember]

menace wrote:

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champo35 wrote:

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we should limit menace to one post per day

awwww come on guys, my posts take quite a bit of slow thinking and yelling obsenities at photobucket….

i thought i was in the “in” crowd…

:kiss:

Men-Ace, you know we think the sun shines out your backside! Who else can spin yarns like you? Who else can take the piss at their own misfortune like you? Who else is as fanatical about KTM’s as you? (Well, OK, there does seem to be a few of that lot around for some reason…):dry:

You’re like the monkey on a chain that was trained to ride a bike! OBT would be poorer without you!:laugh: :woohoo:

Now, dance for the nice people!!:woohoo:

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