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[Anonymous]

Of course Anything to look like Prince William. I love the Royal family :dry:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Moto wrote:

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Rugby is for gays, just like cricket. ‘Sport’ is anything with an engine :laugh: A field full of guys cuddling and splashing around in the mud isn’t my cup of tea

f**king hell moto…

not 5 minutes ago, i was thinking you were cool..

youve changed man, youve changed.

now take that back before i open a can of mexican whoop arse on ya..

yeah ya can stick your bum sniffin rugby (and AFL for that matter) but not liking cricket.???

pure blasphemy i say!!

you unpatriotic bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:angry: :angry:

the australian cricket team (yes they are shit at the moment) is a, not so finely tuned, machine, therefore an engine.

they’re a bit like a honda engine at the moment, had most of their innards changed and still wont run right. ya know, sluggish and always wanting more power, so it JUST catagorizes as an engine.

“A field full of guys, cuddling and splashing around in the mud”
… sounds like you and ya mates, after pulling your drowned bike out of a bog and finally getting it started:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

and by the way, black tea is good. its full of anti oxidants that keep my skin soft and supple…

…..green tea is gay!! :X

here is a pic of moto and his mates cuddling, cant see any mud though….

if i wasnt such a sport, id de-karma your ass!!

menace’o

[Anonymous]

You can shove your cricket bat and leather gimp ball deep into your bottom becuase I will never say cricket is good. I’ve got a little bit of sick in my mouth thinking about it.

I can’t be patriotic as I’m disowned England as the mother country and am not an Australian citizen. This means I can rip it out of any damn country I want :laugh:

You wouldn’t be close enough to me to see me pick my bike out of a bog, I’d be in hospital having crashed way before then :laugh:

Oh, and I’m as cool as open toe sandals I know, THAT is cool!

[Eric SmithMember]

Yeah, but moto… with SOCKS????:S :S

[Anonymous]

Naturally ECKS…naturally

[aaron childsMember]

I can’t be patriotic as I’m disowned England as the mother country and am not an Australian citizen. This means I can rip it out of any damn country I want

Are you a illegal alien moto?
hope your not a taxi driver,
a illegal alian in australia – with pink bits lmfao

[Anonymous]

Whilst some would say my looks are ‘out of this world’ :laugh: I am in fact from this planet. I do however question which solar system menace is from!

[dennis da menaceMember]

the same one the suns shines from…….mine

[Nick AgainMember]

Moto wrote:

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You can shove your cricket bat and leather gimp ball deep into your bottom becuase I will never say cricket is good. I’ve got a little bit of sick in my mouth thinking about it.

I can’t be patriotic as I’m disowned England as the mother country and am not an Australian citizen. This means I can rip it out of any damn country I want :laugh:

You wouldn’t be close enough to me to see me pick my bike out of a bog, I’d be in hospital having crashed way before then :laugh:

Oh, and I’m as cool as open toe sandals I know, THAT is cool!

I cant help but get the feeling this hate you have for cricket has some bearing on the fact your bloody country cant play the game they invented.Unless of course they have help of sticky glop they spit on a ball to make it harder to hit…There isnt a game of anything that requires either the reflexes or the hand eye motr co-rdination that cricket demands. And that leather gimp ball hurts a doosey if it whacks you at 120+ kph…come to think of it, so do those Goolies that bikes throw at me? :S

[Anonymous]

I can think of heaps of sports that require better hand eye co-ordination than cricket. Even motorbike riding is more involved having to control the clutch, front brake, back brake, accelerator, gear lever, body position and weighting and that’s just to ride in a straight line. Throw in some fast corners and tight little bends and it makes cricket look like being in a prolonged coma.

Even when England are winning at rugby or cricket I couldn’t give a crap. They are still games for fags.

[Nick AgainMember]

Bikes vs cricket is a rate of play thing Moto. A cricket pitch is 22yds long, a ball bowled at 140kph gives you an allowance of some .25 sec, to work out its lenght, height of bounce and the spot you want to hit the ball to,type of shot to play. The game is not something I’ve ever been capable of playing, the players though,( good ones Like Haydon) have my respect for that ability. I find I can watch it as I have not much else to do alot of the time? cant handle Golf, Tennis, Afl ,Rugby, surfing, or alot of other crap thats called a sport but is a pastime.

[Mick DMember]

Have it on record that I can’t stand cricket either. I see it as a serious waste of riding time. I cannot see the sense in standing around in the sun hoping someone will either hit or throw the ball at you.

[Anonymous]

Husky610 wrote:

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Bikes vs cricket is a rate of play thing Moto. A cricket pitch is 22yds long, a ball bowled at 140kph gives you an allowance of some .25 sec, to work out its lenght, height of bounce and the spot you want to hit the ball to,type of shot to play.

That’s about 3 times as long as you have to suss out a high speed corner in between rocks and trees, select the correct gear, position your body, slow the bike down using both brakes and take a sharp turn in a forest when you don’t know what’s around the corner when you’re doing 60Km/h in down tight tracks.

Tennis players serve at over 220Km/h and play on a court hardly longer than the cricket strip
Baseball pitchers pitch at 160Km/h and play ina field smaller than a cricket pitch
Soccer balls get upto 120Km/h and the ball is 5 times as large as a cricket ball.
Golf balls can travel at 328 Km/h and have to factor more inputs during a swing than a cricketer.
Squash balls travel at 150Km/h and 2 guys are confined in a space much smaller than a cricket pitch.

Cricket doesn’t cut it for me. Almost any other sport would be harder.

[GregMember]

Mick no friends lol, no one would throw you the ball as a kid would they mate lol Poor little bugger, yeah I hate it as well but I tried it for a season.

I hate team sports because well it only takes one wanker to not give 100% and your effort is worth s*#t!

Motor sport for me, but you still have to rely on people at the top of our sport or even at our level, bugger the world!!

TB

[aaron childsMember]

That’s about 3 times as long as you have to suss out a high speed corner in between rocks and trees, select the correct gear, position your body, slow the bike down using both brakes and take a sharp turn in a forest when you don’t know

what’s around the corner when you’re doing 60Km/h in down tight tracks.

You were doin 60 when your thumb snapped ……. lmfao!!!!!!

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