Toys I’ve bought with out telling the missus!

[dennis da menaceMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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menace wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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I am not say anything here on a public forum, my lovely is part of my every trans action and we are partners in everything we do

TB

ha ha ha !!!
have a look at this guys welcome note

“Tell her you are going riding, Problem? No!

so which one is the real trailboss…..tuff guy or pussy,

what do ya reckon guys..

menace

Menace I am neither tuff guy or pussy, the guys that know Salina know how good I have it How many gals put up 8 blokes at home for a night, make sure they are right and get up at 6 to make sure we are all organised?>

TB

i reckon theres only two of them……my wife and yours….

sniff sniff…

cheer up mr happy,
how come everybody in this joint slags off without a worry or whim, and when i ASK if TB’s a pussy it gets all steamy around here….

im SORRY if ive offended anyone……

but i spose your not a puss in alpine stars after all, just an emotional bloke looking for a shoulder to lean on,

dont lean on me, ive got broken ribs…and feelings too

menace

[Anonymous]

He’s not having a pop at you Menace, just bragging that he has a pretty good woman! :laugh:

He is emotional though. It’s the strain of owning a Honda when you just knew you should have bought a KTM :laugh:

[DavidMember]

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He’s not having a pop at you Menace, just bragging that he has a pretty good woman! :laugh:

He is emotional though. It’s the strain of owning a Honda when you just knew you should have bought a KTM :laugh:

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[ChrisMember]

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In a spur of the moment, rash decision, I bought my boat off a mate without asking the wife.
I towed it home and arrived after she was in bed asleep.
The next morning, I woke up in a mad panic trying to think of a way to break the news to her.
When she got out of bed I still had no idea what to tell her, so here is how it went.
Mick. “ Ian sold his boat yesterday”
Lessa “He did? How much for?”
Mick “$3500”
Lessa “ Geez that was cheap, you should have bought it!!”
Mick “ I did” With broad grin on my face.
Lessa. “What are you doing buying things without asking blah blah blah you %&*#@”
Mick. Now with smug look gone from my dial “But you just said I should have bought it”
Lessa “ I know I said that, but at that stage I didn’t know you had bought it, you bastard.”

Sometimes with women, you will never win.

Still to this day I reckon it was the best $3500 I ever spent!!

That is Gold Mick, Menace It’s all good we’re all pretty thicked skin around here.

[DeanMember]

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micknmeld wrote:

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In a spur of the moment, rash decision, I bought my boat off a mate without asking the wife.
I towed it home and arrived after she was in bed asleep.
The next morning, I woke up in a mad panic trying to think of a way to break the news to her.
When she got out of bed I still had no idea what to tell her, so here is how it went.
Mick. “ Ian sold his boat yesterday”
Lessa “He did? How much for?”
Mick “$3500”
Lessa “ Geez that was cheap, you should have bought it!!”
Mick “ I did” With broad grin on my face.
Lessa. “What are you doing buying things without asking blah blah blah you %&*#@”
Mick. Now with smug look gone from my dial “But you just said I should have bought it”
Lessa “ I know I said that, but at that stage I didn’t know you had bought it, you bastard.”

Sometimes with women, you will never win.

Still to this day I reckon it was the best $3500 I ever spent!!

That is Gold Mick, Menace It’s all good we’re all pretty thicked skin around here.

Ha Ha Mick that is seriously funny shit:laugh: Ps did you get the engine sorted?
ollie

[Mick DMember]

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Ha Ha Mick that is seriously funny shit:laugh: Ps did you get the engine sorted?
ollie

Nah I haven’t even looked at the motor,been too busy fixing bikes

[GregMember]

menace wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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menace wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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I am not say anything here on a public forum, my lovely is part of my every trans action and we are partners in everything we do

TB

ha ha ha !!!
have a look at this guys welcome note

“Tell her you are going riding, Problem? No!

so which one is the real trailboss…..tuff guy or pussy,

what do ya reckon guys..

menace

Menace I am neither tuff guy or pussy, the guys that know Salina know how good I have it How many gals put up 8 blokes at home for a night, make sure they are right and get up at 6 to make sure we are all organised?>

TB

i reckon theres only two of them……my wife and yours….

sniff sniff…

cheer up mr happy,
how come everybody in this joint slags off without a worry or whim, and when i ASK if TB’s a pussy it gets all steamy around here….

im SORRY if ive offended anyone……

but i spose your not a puss in alpine stars after all, just an emotional bloke looking for a shoulder to lean on,

dont lean on me, ive got broken ribs…and feelings too

menace

WTF dumb mexicans! :blink:

I am not having a go at you!

Fuck shes the best my missus and I wouldnt lower myself to wear Alpine Stars :laugh:

Dumb Mexican :silly:

TB

[DavidMember]

Tb I never used to worry about boots until we had to do a retrieval mission with a mate that had a log through his boot and foot, Alpinestars and Gearnes are the only ones that have a metal plate in the sole…….after carrying my mate with an ugly foot I have worn the Stars since….it usually takes a personal experience to change ones perspective

[Mick DMember]

Actually those piece of poo Oneal M10’s have a metal plate in the sole too. How do I know? When the sole fell off the plate dropped out.

[Anonymous]

My 661’s have a metal sole. How do I know? The box told me :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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menace wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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menace wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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I am not say anything here on a public forum, my lovely is part of my every trans action and we are partners in everything we do

TB

ha ha ha !!!
have a look at this guys welcome note

“Tell her you are going riding, Problem? No!

so which one is the real trailboss…..tuff guy or pussy,

what do ya reckon guys..

menace

Menace I am neither tuff guy or pussy, the guys that know Salina know how good I have it How many gals put up 8 blokes at home for a night, make sure they are right and get up at 6 to make sure we are all organised?>

TB

i reckon theres only two of them……my wife and yours….

sniff sniff…

cheer up mr happy,
how come everybody in this joint slags off without a worry or whim, and when i ASK if TB’s a pussy it gets all steamy around here….

im SORRY if ive offended anyone……

but i spose your not a puss in alpine stars after all, just an emotional bloke looking for a shoulder to lean on,

dont lean on me, ive got broken ribs…and feelings too

menace

WTF dumb mexicans! :blink:

I am not having a go at you!

Fuck shes the best my missus and I wouldnt lower myself to wear Alpine Stars :laugh:

Dumb Mexican :silly:

TB

ha ha hee hee wot a pisser….

si pendeco, stop beating up your pinata!!:woohoo:

TB you gave me just the response i was looking for, fanfukentastic :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i reckon though, my missus is way cooler. maybe we could orgynise a mud/jelly wrestling match. that would for sure tell us whos the bestest missus. wot ya think. we just need some volunteers for judging……any takers??

….but mate if you dont wear “the stars” ya may as well be wearing dunlop volleys on your overgrown honda aggy bike with ya bib’n’brace overalls, and ya straw chewing and ya wood wittling…
..thats known as the northerner hillbilly look…. i believe.

i spose ive gotta get used to hanging shit on blokes, from far off lands, that ive never met. im usually such a shy man. 👿

many thanks for the KTM support lads. i only brought the
3hundgy to jump the border fence to escape meh-hico.
then i pondered my thoughts and couldnt think of one good fucken reason to leave….better riding, better food, better unions, better weather, afternoon siesta, lowriders, ponchos, walking fish, jumpimg beans, and fucking salsa, how good is that shit! theres no cockroaches and of course, not forgetting……lots of tequila..

not many hondas either…..maybe we’re not so dumb…

might jump it one day and see what its like up therein ‘new south wales’, fuck i might make it all the way up to ‘new wales’. its just a bit further north isnt it? geez, i hope i can speak the language…

heres some family photos ta show ya what yous are missing out on from south of the border…..:whistle:

the family…

my band….we rock!!!

me at the beach

muchas gracias….adiós señor TrailBoss’co

el amigo (the friend),

menace’o the meh-hican’o :kiss:

[GregMember]

LMFAO nice come back Menace, nice work, karma for that my man

TB

[BillMember]

menace I don’t think the squirrel will want his hat back now after your beach shot

[Anonymous]

Menace, I think you are more mentally disturbed that I originally gave you credit for. You now overtaken Champo as the most fucked up person on the site!! :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

thanks moto…that means a lot to me and the voices in my head. 👿

i cant believe that photo bucket has ditched my beach photo..
im gonna re-do it just ta shit them…..

i feel more violated than a ktm rider with a honda rider on his back…

eewwwwww…

menace’ooooowwwww

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