
Moto, “So, is that some sort of road rash scar from throwing the XR down the track?”
TB, “No, you nong! It’s my tent erecting tattoo I got when I was in the Scouts!”
Moto, “Can you come over and have a look at my camp chair? I think it has a puncture.”
TB, “Hang on I’ll get my tools…can you do tattoos?”
Moto, “I can do impressions.”
TB, “What’s your impression of Mick?”
Moto, “Seems like an alright bloke to me. Won’t help with tents though.”
TB, “He can’t walk!”
Moto, “It’s only a flesh wound!”
TB, “You’re well hard! Here I’ll rip this tatt off and you can have it.”
Moto, “Really???”
TB, “No.”
Okay so it’s more than one caption!