Wauchop Poker Run 2010

[jamieMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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billt wrote:

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Also a tip when bum starting the Berg…pull the decompression lever in….helps heaps.

Same bit of info I shared with Jeffro on Saturday…..works on BRP’s too.

What’s bum starting ? Top looking ride by the way.

[BillMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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billt wrote:

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Also a tip when bum starting the Berg…pull the decompression lever in….helps heaps.

Same bit of info I shared with Jeffro on Saturday…..works on BRP’s too.

That is good to here Mick….. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Mick DMember]

twobanger wrote:

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What’s bum starting ? Top looking ride by the way.

Clutch starting said by a Victorian. :laugh:

[BillMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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twobanger wrote:

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What’s bum starting ? Top looking ride by the way.

Clutch starting said by a Victorian. :laugh:

Spot on…

[simon burkeMember]

Thanks old bulls for a great weekend :cheer:
Welldone to Mick and TB nad all the others behind the scene who organised such a ripper event
Three thumbs up for the walking wounded,Eages,Corey and Kram for the awesome cards and tucker.
Cheers to Mike from muc off for your sponsorship and showering us Tamworthians with loot :cheer:
Thanks Tb for bringing up my fox body armor which i won at soffala with out even beeing there,(thx Suttos…legends).Wearing that all night at the RSL turned me into a real chick magnet..providing they had a blue rinse :huh: .
Big thanks to Rod at Mud and Tar for getting me outa trouble with my new gear stick and super hornbag sexy scott goggles

MY ride report : I DIDN’T FALL OFF !!!!!!!!! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Good to see a few old faces (ugly ones at that) and nice to meet a few new bulls (twice as ugly…you know who you are…ie Krusty )

see yall on the next one

Bol :woohoo:

[Dwayne OMember]

Thats Bullshit Boll :laugh: Fancy NOT CRASH TESTING the new Fox Armour :blink:

Glad you had a great weekend, its not hard to do with us lot hey ????? :woohoo:
Cheers & see ya in Sept at Nundle

[Adrian SnowdenMember]

Hey Bollocks what do you describe your attempt atthe first hill out of the creek then– a lay down for a rest?

[Dwayne OMember]

snowy09 wrote:

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Hey Bollocks what do you describe your attempt atthe first hill out of the creek then– a lay down for a rest?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I KNEW HE WAS BULLSHITTING
Sprung Boll Sprung

[simon burkeMember]

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Hey Bollocks what do you describe your attempt atthe first hill out of the creek then– a lay down for a rest?

Well Snowy……you smarty ar#$#$se ..and an observant one at that :huh:

What that was…was a logistical “i’m gettin off this f$#$%#ing thing before i go completly pear shape”.
You see…that was pure bike malfunction.I went up that hill in third gear and went to drop it down quickly…but alas no :ohmy: the gear stick was broken :ohmy: .So..i stalled and was about to start sliding down the hill backwards,and we all know that that NEVER WORKS.Me being very wise to such awkward situations decided to step off the bike and let the horrible little thing slide down on its tummy..ALL THE WHILE REMAINING UPRIGHT WITH MY HANDS ON MY HIPS CURSING.

So….to answer your question or should i say accusation
NOT GUILTY YOUR HONOR

The court rules in favour of Bollocks as to the fact it was not a “crash or a fall off” and the incident was brought about by a faulty crappy Chinese made blingy gear stick and the accused shall have no such slander put against his name
The accuser “Snowy” is ordered to pay all court costs of a carton of beer by the next meeting of the Old Bulls and will by forced,by the court of law, to get prescription lenses put in his Goggles.

Case dismissed :woohoo:

Bol :woohoo:

[glennMember]

are you lot on the grog again.

rule 1

Bolls
if the bars touch the ground its an off

rule 2

Snowy

protect ya mates.

now talk about how well I rode instead :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

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are you lot on the grog again.

rule 1

Bolls
if the bars touch the ground its an off

rule 2

Snowy

protect ya mates.

now talk about how well I rode instead :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Boony :blink: …go back a page and read my statement…”i didn’t fall off”…i will stick to that…It may be “an off” in in the encylopedia of DRZ riders but that is NOT what i said.

this may have to go to the Supreme Court :huh: or we can just talk about how well you rode….that won’t take long

Gee you rode well maaaaaaaaate

[glennMember]

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are you lot on the grog again.

rule 1

Bolls
if the bars touch the ground its an off

rule 2

Snowy

protect ya mates.

now talk about how well I rode instead :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Boony :blink: …go back a page and read my statement…”i didn’t fall off”…i will stick to that…It may be “an off” in in the encylopedia of DRZ riders but that is NOT what i said.

this may have to go to the Supreme Court :huh: or we can just talk about how well you rode….that won’t take long

Mmmmm jury duty coming up for me I see.

Gee you rode well maaaaaaaaate

[PuddlesMember]

don’t think it matters if Bollocks fell of or not. I’m just jealous cause instead of being there having a ball like you guys. I was a Scone freezing my arse of

[Adrian SnowdenMember]

Sorry bollocks I didn’t realise a gear malfunction stopped it being a fall. In my defense then I never fell of at all because:
Non fall #1 The back mudgard bent itself towards the sky making the bike launch into the air on the hard hill.
Non fall #2 The bark buster just snapped off by itself causing the bike to become unballanced and lie down to regain its composure.
Non fall #3 and #4 there was a raptor in the Jurasic park section that bit my front tyre, causing a lack of control (obviously not my fault) and this has to be true cause it happened in the same spot twice and Boony saw both times the tell tale signs of a nasty raptor.
Non falls #5 to #312 my body was out of energy cusing the gyroscope on the drz to turn 90 derees so they were not falss but rather lateral movement along the ground at an unusual angle to the norm. (remeber I have a masters in physics so I can prove this.

As such If you can accept this I can accept you never fell down either.

[Mick DMember]

Normally I carry a camera at all times and capture special OBT moments.

In stealth mode, I snuck up on Boony and caught this gem.

He was moaning something about how good the trails are on the coast and how much he wishes he could ride an XR650R. :laugh:

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