what to do…?

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    what do i do fella’s…

    its been 3 weeks since i broke 3 ribs on the kato.

    my best friend, johnny walker, reckons i’ll be right for a ride next week. he says a week per rib is heaps(i tend to agree after todays bottle)

    my lovely wife though, says she will have NO sympathy for me, and even threatened to poke (:P ) me in the sore spots if i “come-a-gutsa”

    can you believe that:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

    its a fuckin conundrum, i tell ya.

    shes a cool bird, and way cooler than TB’s missus BTW.

    dont get me wrong, its me who wears the pants (i even get to pick which ones too) but if i cant put them on, im fucked hey.

    when ya need your arse wiped, who ya gonna call…not the fuckin ghost busters eh.:blink:

    ……..and she knows it!!!

    at the moment its Kato 1 Vs. Menace 0.

    should i even the score and risk having no jiggy-jigs for another 3 or 4 weeks if i fuck up again, (man, even moto’s pink polo shirts are starting to stir my loins)

    or do i bow down to the minister of war and sorcery and keep drinking and starting my bike in the shed because i love the smell and im horny???

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:unsure: :unsure: :unsure:

    menace’o

    ps;- reminds me of an A-A meeting i went to-
    my name is dennis, i drink and i smoke and i need more, you fucking quitters
    👿

    #121054

    Eric Smith
    Member

    Too bloody hot to ride this weekend anyway mate, use it as brownie points, bank ’em away for the day you need them!

    #121061

    na next weekend, if there is any bush left.

    the brownie point bank is full but if i smash again shes gonna give them all to a nigerian trust fund she got an email about..

    and you blokes reckon im fucked up, ha fooey, ive got nothin on the wench!!!!!

    #121067

    Eric Smith
    Member

    Get a bigger bank! I’ll be tucking my brownie’s away for a while now, saving it for the better riding weather!

    My missus is good about riding, but in combination with long work hours, band 3x a week and just life she can get toey at too much bike time!

    #121055

    Anonymous

    menace wrote:

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    ps;- reminds me of an A-A meeting i went to-
    my name is dennis, i drink and i smoke and i need more, you fucking quitters
    👿

    That’s quality menace, karma for that! :laugh:

    #121068

    elwood, the band……

    we should have a jam online here. im a left handed hack with way too many axes for my needs.

    i’ll start mate….

    a bitta dylan eh, i like the live chisel version better…

    1 and a 2 and a 3 and a….

    chords–G D C….

    ohhhhh ohhhh oh oh ohhhhh

    sammy wipe the shit from my arse,
    i cant reach there anymore
    its the paper i cant see
    wish she was knockin on the dunny dooooooor

    yeeaah, knock knock knockin on the dunny door
    im laughin hard and my ribs are sore (shhh)

    sammy put the kato in the shed
    i cant use her anymore ( for a while)
    a long black mark is goin down
    i wanna do a burnout on the garage floor…yeaah

    knock knock knockin from a hondas bore
    im laughin hard and my ribs are sore (shhh)

    lord Kato take this armour off me
    its no use anymore
    its gettin dark, too smokey to see
    ive blown a tyre on the garage floor

    ohhh yeaah………

    everyone sing it…

    :side: :silly: :laugh:

    pissed, youve got no idea….

    woo hoo

    menace

    #121073

    Eric Smith
    Member

    Mate, Karma flying at you tonight! If you can type like that pissed you’re doing bloody well! :laugh: :laugh:

    “We’re getting the band back together…”

    I play sax in a blues and swing band!

    #121110

    shane
    Member

    Well fuck me if it isn’t Murph and the Magictones

    (God help me if I’ve misquoted that legend of a movie!) Seems I haven’t!

    Thankyou….you’re marvelous!

    #121231

    quando quando quando quando…….

    #121074

    Peter
    Member

    menace wrote:

    Quote:
    elwood, the band……

    we should have a jam online here. im a left handed hack with way too many axes for my needs.

    i’ll start mate….

    a bitta dylan eh, i like the live chisel version better…

    1 and a 2 and a 3 and a….

    chords–G D C….

    ohhhhh ohhhh oh oh ohhhhh

    sammy wipe the shit from my arse,
    i cant reach there anymore
    its the paper i cant see
    wish she was knockin on the dunny dooooooor

    yeeaah, knock knock knockin on the dunny door
    im laughin hard and my ribs are sore (shhh)

    sammy put the kato in the shed
    i cant use her anymore ( for a while)
    a long black mark is goin down
    i wanna do a burnout on the garage floor…yeaah

    knock knock knockin from a hondas bore
    im laughin hard and my ribs are sore (shhh)

    lord Kato take this armour off me
    its no use anymore
    its gettin dark, too smokey to see
    ive blown a tyre on the garage floor

    ohhh yeaah………

    everyone sing it…

    :side: :silly: :laugh:

    pissed, youve got no idea….

    woo hoo

    menace

    Menace thats a bloody ripper for a quick think it up as you go song as Ecks said karma for that one:laugh:

    #121233

    Dean
    Member

    That is some seriously funny shit:laugh: Next xmas party you better bring those instruments eh?

    after Pulp Fiction blues bros run a close second in my books,just keep an eye out for the Penguin:laugh:

    ollie

    #121235

    Anonymous

    Menace you were on it last night, I’m gonna have to give you another karma too! I like you better drunk :laugh:

    #121056

    Nick Again
    Member

    And one from me Too, just to keep it even numbered….Gez I’m glad I went to bed when I did, I think those canned Deers are kickin my head :( … No need for them to stampede, no bush fires here??

    #121267

    Mick D
    Member

    Ollie wrote:

    Quote:
    That is some seriously funny shit:laugh: Next xmas party you better bring those instruments eh?

    after Pulp Fiction blues bros run a close second in my books,just keep an eye out for the Penguin:laugh:

    ollie

    Wait till you hear Moose play Acca dacca on his banjo, it will crack you up.

    #121075

    menace wrote:

    Quote:
    elwood, the band……

    we should have a jam online here. im a left handed hack with way too many axes for my needs.

    i’ll start mate….

    a bitta dylan eh, i like the live chisel version better…

    1 and a 2 and a 3 and a….

    chords–G D C….

    ohhhhh ohhhh oh oh ohhhhh

    sammy wipe the shit from my arse,
    i cant reach there anymore
    its the paper i cant see
    wish she was knockin on the dunny dooooooor

    yeeaah, knock knock knockin on the dunny door
    im laughin hard and my ribs are sore (shhh)

    sammy put the kato in the shed
    i cant use her anymore ( for a while)
    a long black mark is goin down
    i wanna do a burnout on the garage floor…yeaah

    knock knock knockin from a hondas bore
    im laughin hard and my ribs are sore (shhh)

    lord Kato take this armour off me
    its no use anymore
    its gettin dark, too smokey to see
    ive blown a tyre on the garage floor

    ohhh yeaah………

    everyone sing it…

    :side: :silly: :laugh:

    pissed, youve got no idea….

    woo hoo

    menace

    Love your work Menace Karma 4 U mate

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