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February 6, 2009 at 8:37 am #95826
what do i do fella’s…
its been 3 weeks since i broke 3 ribs on the kato.
my best friend, johnny walker, reckons i’ll be right for a ride next week. he says a week per rib is heaps(i tend to agree after todays bottle)
my lovely wife though, says she will have NO sympathy for me, and even threatened to poke (
) me in the sore spots if i “come-a-gutsa”
can you believe that:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
its a fuckin conundrum, i tell ya.
shes a cool bird, and way cooler than TB’s missus BTW.
dont get me wrong, its me who wears the pants (i even get to pick which ones too) but if i cant put them on, im fucked hey.
when ya need your arse wiped, who ya gonna call…not the fuckin ghost busters eh.:blink:
……..and she knows it!!!
at the moment its Kato 1 Vs. Menace 0.
should i even the score and risk having no jiggy-jigs for another 3 or 4 weeks if i fuck up again, (man, even moto’s pink polo shirts are starting to stir my loins)
or do i bow down to the minister of war and sorcery and keep drinking and starting my bike in the shed because i love the smell and im horny???
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:unsure: :unsure: :unsure:
menace’o
ps;- reminds me of an A-A meeting i went to-
my name is dennis, i drink and i smoke and i need more, you fucking quitters
👿February 6, 2009 at 8:42 am #121054Too bloody hot to ride this weekend anyway mate, use it as brownie points, bank ’em away for the day you need them!
February 6, 2009 at 8:49 am #121061na next weekend, if there is any bush left.
the brownie point bank is full but if i smash again shes gonna give them all to a nigerian trust fund she got an email about..
and you blokes reckon im fucked up, ha fooey, ive got nothin on the wench!!!!!
February 6, 2009 at 8:52 am #121067Get a bigger bank! I’ll be tucking my brownie’s away for a while now, saving it for the better riding weather!
My missus is good about riding, but in combination with long work hours, band 3x a week and just life she can get toey at too much bike time!
February 6, 2009 at 9:19 am #121055
Anonymousmenace wrote:
Quote:ps;- reminds me of an A-A meeting i went to-
my name is dennis, i drink and i smoke and i need more, you fucking quitters
👿That’s quality menace, karma for that! :laugh:
February 6, 2009 at 9:20 am #121068elwood, the band……
we should have a jam online here. im a left handed hack with way too many axes for my needs.
i’ll start mate….
a bitta dylan eh, i like the live chisel version better…
1 and a 2 and a 3 and a….
chords–G D C….
ohhhhh ohhhh oh oh ohhhhh
sammy wipe the shit from my arse,
i cant reach there anymore
its the paper i cant see
wish she was knockin on the dunny doooooooryeeaah, knock knock knockin on the dunny door
im laughin hard and my ribs are sore (shhh)sammy put the kato in the shed
i cant use her anymore ( for a while)
a long black mark is goin down
i wanna do a burnout on the garage floor…yeaahknock knock knockin from a hondas bore
im laughin hard and my ribs are sore (shhh)lord Kato take this armour off me
its no use anymore
its gettin dark, too smokey to see
ive blown a tyre on the garage floorohhh yeaah………
everyone sing it…
:side: :silly: :laugh:
pissed, youve got no idea….
woo hoo
menace
February 6, 2009 at 9:49 am #121073Mate, Karma flying at you tonight! If you can type like that pissed you’re doing bloody well! :laugh: :laugh:
“We’re getting the band back together…”
I play sax in a blues and swing band!
February 6, 2009 at 1:28 pm #121110Well fuck me if it isn’t Murph and the Magictones
(God help me if I’ve misquoted that legend of a movie!) Seems I haven’t!
Thankyou….you’re marvelous!
February 6, 2009 at 1:49 pm #121231quando quando quando quando…….
February 6, 2009 at 9:01 pm #121074menace wrote:
Quote:elwood, the band……we should have a jam online here. im a left handed hack with way too many axes for my needs.
i’ll start mate….
a bitta dylan eh, i like the live chisel version better…
1 and a 2 and a 3 and a….
chords–G D C….
ohhhhh ohhhh oh oh ohhhhh
sammy wipe the shit from my arse,
i cant reach there anymore
its the paper i cant see
wish she was knockin on the dunny doooooooryeeaah, knock knock knockin on the dunny door
im laughin hard and my ribs are sore (shhh)sammy put the kato in the shed
i cant use her anymore ( for a while)
a long black mark is goin down
i wanna do a burnout on the garage floor…yeaahknock knock knockin from a hondas bore
im laughin hard and my ribs are sore (shhh)lord Kato take this armour off me
its no use anymore
its gettin dark, too smokey to see
ive blown a tyre on the garage floorohhh yeaah………
everyone sing it…
:side: :silly: :laugh:
pissed, youve got no idea….
woo hoo
menace
Menace thats a bloody ripper for a quick think it up as you go song as Ecks said karma for that one:laugh:
February 6, 2009 at 10:39 pm #121233That is some seriously funny shit:laugh: Next xmas party you better bring those instruments eh?
after Pulp Fiction blues bros run a close second in my books,just keep an eye out for the Penguin:laugh:
ollie
February 6, 2009 at 10:46 pm #121235
AnonymousMenace you were on it last night, I’m gonna have to give you another karma too! I like you better drunk :laugh:
February 6, 2009 at 11:55 pm #121056And one from me Too, just to keep it even numbered….Gez I’m glad I went to bed when I did, I think those canned Deers are kickin my head
… No need for them to stampede, no bush fires here??
February 7, 2009 at 1:36 am #121267Ollie wrote:
Quote:That is some seriously funny shit:laugh: Next xmas party you better bring those instruments eh?after Pulp Fiction blues bros run a close second in my books,just keep an eye out for the Penguin:laugh:
ollie
Wait till you hear Moose play Acca dacca on his banjo, it will crack you up.
February 7, 2009 at 2:55 am #121075menace wrote:
Quote:elwood, the band……we should have a jam online here. im a left handed hack with way too many axes for my needs.
i’ll start mate….
a bitta dylan eh, i like the live chisel version better…
1 and a 2 and a 3 and a….
chords–G D C….
ohhhhh ohhhh oh oh ohhhhh
sammy wipe the shit from my arse,
i cant reach there anymore
its the paper i cant see
wish she was knockin on the dunny doooooooryeeaah, knock knock knockin on the dunny door
im laughin hard and my ribs are sore (shhh)sammy put the kato in the shed
i cant use her anymore ( for a while)
a long black mark is goin down
i wanna do a burnout on the garage floor…yeaahknock knock knockin from a hondas bore
im laughin hard and my ribs are sore (shhh)lord Kato take this armour off me
its no use anymore
its gettin dark, too smokey to see
ive blown a tyre on the garage floorohhh yeaah………
everyone sing it…
:side: :silly: :laugh:
pissed, youve got no idea….
woo hoo
menace
Love your work Menace Karma 4 U mate
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