When you ride a KTM………….?

[DavidMember]

Mr Blue wrote:

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as the name suggests add your 2 pennies worth to this heading

When you ride a KTM…..
Do you feel superior?
Do you always find yourself on the ground lying under the bike for no particular reason?
Do you get sick of trying to coordinate the colour scheme?
Do you feel like one of the “in” crowd
Do you honestly believe PDS works as well as linkage systems?

feel free to detract or defend

lets do the numbers

BC

My Good friends when you ride a KTM it is EVERYONE ELSE that have things to worry about, because , yes Mr Blue you several good points you raised, I repeat them for you, Yes we are superior, we have shown the brains to ride a good bike, I only find myself on the ground when other blue bikes are stopped because they are scared to go further on, color co-ordination is everyones camp these days get with Blue boy, I bet you ride with an open faced helmet as well, and we only fell like we are in the in crowd when we go to any off road event anywhere in the world, and a small word onj the PDS bush, Mate when the shit is sorted why would you need 3000 linkages to do it, get with the new program, its called “Riding a bike that works well”

[Nick AgainMember]

When you ride a KTM, you sort of hold your breath in the hope it gets through the day, just like all other riders out for the day, Then you grin when it does get through, Just like other riders,.After a few beers you hang shit on your mates bikes, just like they are.

So at the end of the day, you were just confused, like your mates…That didnt buy the HUSKY. :laugh: :cheer: :woohoo: :woohoo: :kiss:

[PuddlesMember]

when you ride a KTM you need to have half of your brain sucked out, then give youself a name like KTMrat or KTM bull LOL:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Nick AgainMember]

“Mamble” = man mumble…new word.

[DavidMember]

Mr Blue wrote:

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KTM Bull wrote:

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spot on Moto
PDS $80 to replace moving parts and 15min install time start to finish linkage hmmm $300+ 2hrs and a six pack later it still has movement because the bushes were a extra $130

An “F” bush every 6 months makes up for the linkage bearing every few years for me,

but with a linkage you can also lower the bike with the exchange of one part for another Woohoo:cheer: .

When you ride a KTM you are usually over 35 yrs old
When you ride a ktm you aren’t realising your full riding experience.
When you ride a KTM you make some else richer.
When you ride a KTM you truly can boast you are on an expensive european machine.
When you ride a KTM chances are someelse is riding your missus.

BC
all TIG, all the time

Blue Blue My friend, yes you are right again , over 35 years old do have the brains to make a discerning decision, hence not some wee willy wanker wanting whatever, You are right also about making someone richer, of course when you buy a Jap machine no-one gets money from that cause they know how much you are going to have to spend on linkages and they give them away, and yes you can truly boast you are on an expensive European Machine…….Great One Captain Obvious….This last point you know I give you Balls for bringing that one up, Your Missus loves you having a blue bike , that means she can invite the whole footy team over because she know there are better than fair odds you will fall or break down and she has time for them all …twice over…couldn’t happen with a KTM Owner as you said she only has time for one because we are so fast on our dirt bikes and we never break down…..one other little orange secret is we get the names of the yamaha riders wives and we love footy

[Anonymous]

Husky610 wrote:

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“Mamble” = man mumble…new word.

:laugh:

Of all the rides I’ve been on I’ve seen almost every colour bike stop and have to go home. I never have stopped because of a bike issue

I won’t mention names and rides but we all know who we are

[Bruce CurtisMember]

When you ride a KTM you can be content in the fact that your catelog is called “hardparts”

When you ride a KTM you are on first name basis with the staff at your local Emergency ward

When you ride a KTM you buy your children matching KTMs (I know this for I did it too)

When you ride a KTM you have a wide selection of models to choose from, unfortunately apart from the adventure bikes they are still running a newer version of Mono-X

When you ride a KTM you get used to excruating pain.

BC still TIG:silly:

[DavidMember]

Mr Blue wrote:

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yes the collapsible needle affair, yes i had one of them which in effect made the bike slightly less prone to launching me over the bars on mid-sized sharp obstacles….slightly.

When you ride a KTM i know they are easy to sell.
When you ride a KTM “steering” is a term used loosely
When you ride a KTM you must maintain 100% concentration at all times
When you ride a KTM councils keep trying to hire you to do traffic control.

BC

Easy to sell…everyone likes and want them…Hard to sell…everyone hates them??????
Steering Loosely…from one who goes over the bars , I would suggest “Holding on”
100 % Concentration whilst riding….Yes its a good thing…..Maybe you should try sleeping or getting your self checked for A.D.D. , wait up its a yamaha , you are being lulled into boredom
Council wants to hire you….where the fuck do you ride . the nature strips and roundabouts, I bet you do that to stay close to the bike shop for your linkage parts

Blue,Blue,Blue,Blue,
What are we to do
Make lots of fun of you
Blue,Blue,Blue,Blue,
You ride a heap of poo
you dont know why you do
Poor Blue,:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Anonymous]

Are you on the rums Dave? :laugh:

When you ride a KTM you laugh at the pisstakers when riding past them.
When you ride a KTM you know people are going to take the piss out of PDS
When you ride a KTM you can have fun in the bush with all the other colours
When you read a KTM thread like this you’re glad it’s in the Bullpit!

[DavidMember]

Husky610 wrote:

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When you ride a KTM, you sort of hold your breath in the hope it gets through the day, just like all other riders out for the day, Then you grin when it does get through, Just like other riders,.After a few beers you hang shit on your mates bikes, just like they are.

So at the end of the day, you were just confused, like your mates…That didnt buy the HUSKY. :laugh: :cheer: :woohoo: :woohoo: :kiss:

Confused is your word for the day:laugh:

[Mick DMember]

Moto wrote:

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Are you on the rums Dave? :laugh:
When you read a KTM thread like this you’re glad it’s in the Bullpit!

Funny you say that Moto, I just had to check if it was in fact in the bullpit.

[Anonymous]

Mr Blue wrote:

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When you ride a KTM chances are someelse is riding your missus.

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micknmeld wrote:

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Funny you say that Moto, I just had to check if it was in fact in the bullpit.

First thing I did!

[Anonymous]

When you own a KTM you can say this to other bike owners:

[BillMember]

When you ride a KTM you have to put up with tons of whining and whinging from other colours like “your rear tyre spews to much dirt and rocks” or”I got lost because i didnt see which way you went.
When you ride a KTM you have to wait for the other colours to catch up all the time.
When you have a KTM you need to be good at riding around other colours as it happens a lot

[Mick DMember]

KTM Bull wrote:

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When you ride a KTM you have to put up with tons of whining and whinging from other colours like “your rear tyre spews to much dirt and rocks”

Hey Bull I think you may have heard that one from your XR600 days

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