When you ride a KTM………….?

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February 10, 2009 at 5:27 am #121797

Bill
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micknmeld wrote:

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KTM Bull wrote:

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When you ride a KTM you have to put up with tons of whining and whinging from other colours like “your rear tyre spews to much dirt and rocks”

Hey Bull I think you may have heard that one from your XR600 days

Its true got to love the HP of a big bore but now i have one that revs too

February 10, 2009 at 5:28 am #121802

Mick D
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TOOT TOOT BEER O’CLOCK!!!
Catch ya’s later.

February 10, 2009 at 5:31 am #121771

Bruce Curtis
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When you ride a KTM you are a “poetic” soul
When you ride a KTM you obviously “know” stuff
When you ride a KTM you are more likely to try “alternative” experiences

February 10, 2009 at 5:33 am #121805

Matt Baker
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when you ride a KTM 625 you have a linkage suspension

February 10, 2009 at 5:37 am #121807

Matt Baker
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but thats not why i got one, its an XR 650 with electric start

February 10, 2009 at 5:45 am #121809

Bruce Curtis
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When you ride a KTM in Australia you are safe ‘n snug in the knowledge that thieves will target you and your bike.
When you ride a KTM in Australia you will have an annoying niggling feeling the bike is overheating too often
When you ride a KTM in Australia your fellow Aussies will pull the piss outa ya in a good natured way and say stuff like “kick til morning” Keep throwing Money” “kill the mother” and other nicesties.
When you ride a KTm in Australia chances are you will try a trials tyre at some stage.

When you ride a ktm eventually you will ride another brand and initially you will resist then you will admit you were owned.

February 10, 2009 at 6:10 am #121795

Nick Again
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KTM Bull wrote:

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When you ride a KTM you have to put up with tons of whining and whinging from other colours like “your rear tyre spews to much dirt and rocks” or”I got lost because i didnt see which way you went.
When you ride a KTM you have to wait for the other colours to catch up all the time.
When you have a KTM you need to be good at riding around other colours as it happens a lot

LOL..mate, last time I went riding with a PAIR of KTM owners, they snapped their legs on the trees, got a helicoptrer ride for free..MY day was still Good…so maybe being a hell hound isnt all that good ?

February 10, 2009 at 6:13 am #121819

Greg
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This is Gold, Mr Blue you are the man, I cant add a thing to what you have said it is gold mate, gold and so true

TB

February 10, 2009 at 6:22 am #121730

Nick Again
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When you ride a KTM you get spotted easily form the air.

February 10, 2009 at 7:50 am #121824

David
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Husky610 wrote:

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When you ride a KTM you get spotted easily form the air.

And getting spotted from the air is bad when………………???

February 10, 2009 at 9:43 am #121845

Mick D
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Ktmrat wrote:

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Husky610 wrote:

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When you ride a KTM you get spotted easily form the air.

And getting spotted from the air is bad when………………???

When you are carrying 10kg of dynamic lifter, 20 liters of water, a shovel and some seedlings.:woohoo: :blink:

February 10, 2009 at 10:12 pm #121873

Bruce Curtis
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micknmeld wrote:

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Ktmrat wrote:

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Husky610 wrote:

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When you ride a KTM you get spotted easily form the air.

And getting spotted from the air is bad when………………???

When you are carrying 10kg of dynamic lifter, 20 liters of water, a shovel and some seedlings.:woohoo: :blink:

And this is how many finance their ongoing orange dillusion.

All in fun my laddies in in good fun

BTW if anyone has ever picked I am really honestly not impressed with PDS for real, even after all the big $$$$ mods but that’s just me I probably ride like a girl anyway.

BC
now seen wearing a sports bra

February 11, 2009 at 12:15 am #121806

Anonymous

Mr Blue wrote:

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When you ride a KTM you are more likely to try “alternative” experiences

Oh yeah baby! Bring on those ‘alternative’ experiences!! :woohoo: :woohoo:

They involve girls though, right Bruce?:unsure: Ahhh fuck it, I’m in anyway. Yeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

February 11, 2009 at 12:17 am #121920

Anonymous

When you have a KTM and a penis like mine it gets cought in the lower shock mount. It’s a design flaw for us ‘larger’ riders. I have emailed KTM about it and they asked if I could send some pictures to help diagnose the problem.

I advised I didn’t have any pictures so sent them a couple of my videos instead They are now making a penis clip to hold it my leg. It will be avilable as ‘hard parts’ next year

February 11, 2009 at 12:25 am #121921

Mick D
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Moto wrote:

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When you have a KTM and a penis like mine it gets cought in the lower shock mount. It’s a design flaw for us ‘larger’ riders. I have emailed KTM about it and they asked if I could send some pictures to help diagnose the problem.

I advised I didn’t have any pictures so sent them a couple of my videos instead They are now making a penis clip to hold it my leg. It will be avilable as ‘hard parts’ next year

When you ride a KTM,it affects your head:blink:
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