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micknmeld wrote:
Quote:Moto wrote:Quote:When you have a KTM and a penis like mine it gets cought in the lower shock mount. It’s a design flaw for us ‘larger’ riders. I have emailed KTM about it and they asked if I could send some pictures to help diagnose the problem.I advised I didn’t have any pictures so sent them a couple of my videos instead
They are now making a penis clip to hold it my leg. It will be avilable as ‘hard parts’ next year 
When you ride a KTM,it affects your head:blink:
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When you ride a KTM they supply a microscope with the bike to make you THINK that really is your penis size!
When you ride a KTM you know off by heart the part numbers for internal engine “bits” that nobody else knows… because they have never seen them before!
When you ride a KTM you know what a JE piston is and how it is different to a CP or wiseco!
This is fun!
AnonymousECKS-Man wrote:
Quote:When you ride a KTM you know off by heart the part numbers for internal engine “bits” that nobody else knows… because they have never seen them before!When you ride a KTM you know what a JE piston is and how it is different to a CP or wiseco!
This is fun!
Are you getting the internal engine parts and pistons confused with Honda CRF ownership? ;)Or are you thinking about the internals of the Yamaha clutch?
When you ride a KTM you don’t slow roast your leg? :p
AnonymousWhen you ride a KTM your gearbox won’t grenade itself like a Gas Gas
When you ride a KTM you won’t have valve/piston/end float/engine case/old bike issues like a Honda
When you ride a KTM the bike won’t burn you and the clutch will work for more than 3 weeks unlike a Yamaha
When you ride a KTM your glad you don’t have the power/suspension/weight/broekn valves of a Suzuki
When you ride a KTM you can laugh at the insane choice people made when they bought a VOR
When you ride a KTM TB will break your sidestand out of envy of the Orange :laugh:
When you ride a KTM you wish you bought the new Husaberg….sucked in!
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Moto wrote:
Quote:Are you getting the internal engine parts and pistons confused with Honda CRF ownership? ;)Or are you thinking about the internals of the Yamaha clutch?When you ride a KTM you don’t slow roast your leg? :p
Oooh, moto, that’s a sore point!
When you ride a KTM you lose any sense of good taste you may have had previously… seriously though, that colour scheme!
AnonymousECKS-Man wrote:
Quote:Oooh, moto, that’s a sore point!
When you ride a KTM you lose any sense of good taste you may have had previously… seriously though, that colour scheme!
I would seriously like to know what the deal is with that burn. If it’s an bike related thing you should be getting free things out of Yamaha for personal injury.
I can’t belive you complain about the colour cheme of a sleek Orange and Black bike when you had a fat bannana coloured one!
Maybe I could SUE their butts! Wrongful burns inflicted or something? T’was weird, but I’m not too interested in chasing Yamaha. I deal with Councils and Govt Departments every day, last thing I need is to try to deal with someone like a bike manufacturer for something this obscure! To be completely honest I am scared that this amount of heat means something is wrong!
At least bananananana’s are a nice colour and their graphics are tasteful! I’d rather look at 20 million banana’s than one KTM! (Which is good, because I believe that’s the ratio of Banana’s to KTM’s!)
AnonymousMoto wrote:
Quote:When you ride a KTM your gearbox won’t grenade itself like a Gas Gas
When you ride a KTM you won’t have valve/piston/end float/engine case/old bike issues like a Honda
When you ride a KTM the bike won’t burn you and the clutch will work for more than 3 weeks unlike a Yamaha
When you ride a KTM your glad you don’t have the power/suspension/weight/broekn valves of a Suzuki
When you ride a KTM you can laugh at the insane choice people made when they bought a VOR
When you ride a KTM TB will break your sidestand out of envy of the Orange :laugh:
When you ride a KTM you wish you bought the new Husaberg….sucked in!
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AnonymousNo way Champo, you couldn’t like that one… nobody likes that one!
When you ride a KTM there is no fear of breaking down. Once you have experienced something as often as KTM riders do, the fear just goes!
LC4skin wrote:
Quote:when you ride a ktm you ride a ktmWay to get in the last word!
Here endeth the lesson!
(Yeah, right, you wait, moto will pipe up here shortly…)
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