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  • February 11, 2009 at 11:50 pm #122023

    Bruce Curtis
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    When you ride a KTM it means you’ve left the good bike at home.

    BC

    February 11, 2009 at 11:54 pm #122026

    Mick D
    Member

    When you ride a KTM……… speeding.jpg

    February 12, 2009 at 12:33 am #122027

    Eric Smith
    Member

    micknmeld wrote:

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    When you ride a KTM……… speeding.jpg

    Ah Mick, you bugger! That has me laughing out loud here!

    To finish your quote, When you ride a KTM nobody thinks big of you!

    Also, when you ride a KTM, you are not riding a Honda!

    February 12, 2009 at 12:33 am #122028

    Anonymous

    I’d like to show her what I could do with my little finger ;)

    When you ride a KTM expect to be at least twice as sexy when you get on the bike.

    February 12, 2009 at 12:37 am #122030

    Eric Smith
    Member

    Moto wrote:

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    I’d like to show her what I could do with my little finger ;)

    When you ride a KTM expect to be at least twice as sexy when you get on the bike.

    Ah, so that’s why you got one moto… the only way you could find to double your sexyness without cutting off your head!

    When you ride a KTM people will judge you the same as they (and you) judge moto…

    February 12, 2009 at 12:43 am #122031

    Anonymous

    Okay, I can see we are gonna have to haggle this. How about we settle for 1.5 times as sexy when sat on the Orange monster?

    When you ride a KTM it makes ECKS talk shit :laugh:

    February 12, 2009 at 12:50 am #122033

    Eric Smith
    Member

    When you ride a KTM it makes ECKS pee his pants laughing!

    (1.5 times as sexy indeed!)

    When you ride a KTM, everyone knows that you have too much disposable income!

    February 12, 2009 at 1:23 am #121733

    Anonymous

    When you ride a KTM – fashion is a priority over function.

    BAA BAA ORANGE PUSS BUCKET DO YOU HAVE ANY GO.

    NO SIR NO SIR I ONLY GO SLOW.

    But I look fantastic with any riding accessory in orange or something from the hard parts catalouge.

    February 12, 2009 at 1:48 am #122036

    Mick D
    Member

    When you ride a KTM,expensive shit happens!!

    broken_ktm113.jpg

    February 12, 2009 at 1:59 am #122037

    Anonymous

    DanD wrote:

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    When you ride a KTM – fashion is a priority over function.

    BAA BAA ORANGE PUSS BUCKET DO YOU HAVE ANY GO.

    NO SIR NO SIR I ONLY GO SLOW.

    But I look fantastic with any riding accessory in orange or something from the hard parts catalouge.

    You can sing that song when I when we next ride and you are watching me ride right past you :P

    February 12, 2009 at 3:38 am #122038

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    micknmeld wrote:

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    When you ride a KTM,expensive shit happens!!

    broken_ktm113.jpg

    I see a lot of photos of that type of damage to KTMs floating around the net, wonder if it is a problem, cause when the old KXs did it the magazines bagged them out completely.

    BC

    February 12, 2009 at 5:39 am #121992

    Anonymous

    Ktmrat wrote:

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    When you ride a KTM you have to speak slowly and in little words so the Honda riders can keep up, much like riding with them, you have to ride slowly so they can keep up:)

    Rat I can’t see your logic here. How slow should one talk to a KTM owner, considering KTM is only 3 letters. Does this mean that the intellect of a KTM owner is somewhat lower than other brands.

    February 12, 2009 at 5:40 am #122058

    Anonymous

    :dry: tm:(

    February 12, 2009 at 5:51 am #122060

    Anonymous

    champo35 wrote:

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    :dry: tm:(

    Yeah well :unsure: . Your exempt this time round considering it’s a KTM bagging thread:laugh:

    February 12, 2009 at 5:54 am #122059

    Bruce Curtis
    Member

    Dan reckon they’re not as smart as us?, no they just like shiny bright things more. Tm owners are pretty cool as blue is good

    BC

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