When you ride a KTM………….?

[dennis da menaceMember]

Ktmrat wrote:

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Menace we have to get together to form a plan to deal most effectively with these heathens
Also I need a new copy of the good book, where did you get yours:blush:

i just woke up one morning and it was in my hand

im gonna regret saying that arent i…….

menace

[DeanMember]

menace wrote:

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when you ride a KTM….

your’e living proof of Darwins theory…..

look….

Charles Darwin simply brought something new to the old philosophy — a plausible mechanism called “natural selection.”
Natural selection acts to preserve and accumulate minor advantageous genetic mutations, like PDS.
Suppose a member of a species developed a functional advantage (it brought a KTM). Its offspring would inherit that advantage and pass it on to their offspring.
The inferior (honda riding) members of the same species would gradually die out, leaving only the superior (KTM loving) members of the species.
Natural selection is the preservation of a functional advantage that enables a species to roost better in the wild. Jap bikes are the naturalistic equivalent to domestic
in-breeding with your cousins.
Over the centuries, KTM riders have produced dramatic changes in domestic populations by selecting the hottest chicks to shag, and actually getting to bump uglies with them.
KTM pilots self eliminate undesirable traits gradually over time. Similarly, natural selection eliminates inferior japanese bikes gradually over time.

menace

I Reckon Adolf Hitler rode a KTM !:laugh: Zigghiel!!

[dennis da menaceMember]

if you are a true believer and you look in to your heart you will find the good book….

i will however try to answer any questions that arise about the book and i shall endeavour to shed light on any lost souls

heres a sermon for today…..

The book of Kato, Psalm 300exce

A psalm of Dennis

1 The KATO is my shepherd, I shall not be in want of a honda.
2 He makes me ride through green pastures,
he leads me beside quiet water crossings,
3 he restores my soul, and checks my tyre pressure.
He guides me in single tracks of righteousness
for his name’s sake.
4 Even as I roost
through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
your hard seat and your PDS,
they comfort me.
5 You prepare a scotch before me
in the presence of my enemies.
You anoint my fuel with oil;
my cup overflows.
6 Surely Hondas and Yamahas will follow me
all the days of my life,
and I will drink in the house of the LORD forever.

amen boys, amen

menace

[BillMember]

Ollie wrote:

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menace wrote:

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when you ride a KTM….

your’e living proof of Darwins theory…..

look….

Charles Darwin simply brought something new to the old philosophy — a plausible mechanism called “natural selection.”
Natural selection acts to preserve and accumulate minor advantageous genetic mutations, like PDS.
Suppose a member of a species developed a functional advantage (it brought a KTM). Its offspring would inherit that advantage and pass it on to their offspring.
The inferior (honda riding) members of the same species would gradually die out, leaving only the superior (KTM loving) members of the species.
Hitler rides a BMW ( on utube)
Natural selection is the preservation of a functional advantage that enables a species to roost better in the wild. Jap bikes are the naturalistic equivalent to domestic
in-breeding with your cousins.
Over the centuries, KTM riders have produced dramatic changes in domestic populations by selecting the hottest chicks to shag, and actually getting to bump uglies with them.
KTM pilots self eliminate undesirable traits gradually over time. Similarly, natural selection eliminates inferior japanese bikes gradually over time.

menace

I Reckon Adolf Hitler rode a KTM !:laugh: Zigghiel!!

[Anonymous]

menace wrote:

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if you are a true believer and you look in to your heart you will find the good book….

i will however try to answer any questions that arise about the book and i shall endeavour to shed light on any lost souls

heres a sermon for today…..

The book of Kato, Psalm 300exce

A psalm of Dennis

1 The KATO is my shepherd, I shall not be in want of a honda.
2 He makes me ride through green pastures,
he leads me beside quiet water crossings,
3 he restores my soul, and checks my tyre pressure.
He guides me in single tracks of righteousness
for his name’s sake.
4 Even as I roost
through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
your hard seat and your PDS,
they comfort me.
5 You prepare a scotch before me
in the presence of my enemies.
You anoint my fuel with oil;
my cup overflows.
6 Surely Hondas and Yamahas will follow me
all the days of my life,
and I will drink in the house of the LORD forever.

amen boys, amen

menace

You are off the Richter scale. Awesome!!!:laugh:

[BillMember]

Check out Hitler rides a BMW on u tube :laugh: :laugh: 😆

[Anonymous]

KTM Bull wrote:

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Check out Hitler rides a BMW on u tube :laugh: :laugh: 😆

it’s so funny
http://www.obtrailriders.com/index.php?option=com_kunena&Itemid=56&func=view&catid=45&id=1682&limit=30&limitstart=60#5523

[DeanMember]

champo35 wrote:

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KTM Bull wrote:

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Check out Hitler rides a BMW on u tube :laugh: :laugh: 😆

it’s so funny
http://www.obtrailriders.com/index.php?option=com_kunena&Itemid=56&func=view&catid=45&id=1682&limit=30&limitstart=60#5523

That was hilarious I laughed my arse off my family thinks Ive lost it :laugh:

Karma Man Karma :laugh:

[Bruce CurtisMember]

From the sacred book of uncounted sorrows (KTM owners bible)

I am the Lord your God thou shall worship me and none else the god known as Lord Orange
You shall have no other gods before me even though said other gods maybe more wise and potent, faster and better handling
You shall not make for yourself any replacement part, the hardparts catelog is the only guide you need
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your KTM, shall not be referred to in heathen terms such as Kick til Morning
Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy for repairs after the saturday ride
Honor the father and mother the LC4 and the aircooled 2 stroke
You shall not kill yourself for owning a KTM, or once you hav joined the cult resignation is not permitted
You shall not commit adultery by riding anothers Cycle
You shall not steal glances at Blue or Red bikes
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor If he/she rides a KTM, however slanderous gosip is encouraged against the red or Blue tribes.
You shall not covet your neighbor’s Bike.
You shall not covet other coloured bikes that belong to your neighbor.

So shall the flock follow

[dennis da menaceMember]

Mr Blue wrote:

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From the sacred book of uncounted sorrows (KTM owners bible)

I am the Lord your God thou shall worship me and none else the god known as Lord Orange
You shall have no other gods before me even though said other gods maybe more wise and potent, faster and better handling
You shall not make for yourself any replacement part, the hardparts catelog is the only guide you need
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your KTM, shall not be referred to in heathen terms such as Kick til Morning
Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy for repairs after the saturday ride
Honor the father and mother the LC4 and the aircooled 2 stroke
You shall not kill yourself for owning a KTM, or once you hav joined the cult resignation is not permitted
You shall not commit adultery by riding anothers Cycle
You shall not steal glances at Blue or Red bikes
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor If he/she rides a KTM, however slanderous gosip is encouraged against the red or Blue tribes.
You shall not covet your neighbor’s Bike.
You shall not covet other coloured bikes that belong to your neighbor.

So shall the flock follow

touche mr blue, touche

menace

[Eric SmithMember]

menace wrote:

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i smell some internet plajerism (spelling?) theres no way you know that many big words Ecksman!!!!!

menace

Hah! Mate, its all there for the checking out of.. Intelligent design is some wacky creationist theory trying to debunk Darwinism. There was a doco on SBS about it a while back. Fascinating stuff. It adapted well to KTM owners though! Funny that, hey?

Do a Wiki or google on intelligent design, you’ll see…

[Anonymous]

speaking of intelligent design

what do people think of the angular new edge styling. especially on their rally and road bikes?

[Bruce CurtisMember]

champo35 wrote:

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speaking of intelligent design

what do people think of the angular new edge styling. especially on their rally and road bikes?

looks sharp!

BC

[Anonymous]

i saw an ad for a ktm road bike the other day. it said if you buy the bike it will come with a free exhaust valued at $5000.
$5000!:ohmy:
do people really spend that much money making their bikes sound like a race bike?

[Anonymous]

Yes, I know a guy who just spent $4K on twin carbon pipes for his Ducati. Most road bike riders just buy the bits to look cool. I’ve seen few who can actually ride.

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