Why is it so?

[Bruce CurtisMember]

That immediately after brushing my teething i always think it’s a good time to eat an orange?

That on the day before rego check at 7.00am my Windscreen gets a travelling crack?

That same evening my front blinker decides to call it quits?

That fuel prices go up every thursday?

That the minute I hang out the washing it comes over cloudy and starts to rain?

That I negiotate for 2 days a Buy it Now price with some interstate bike stuff off an ebay seller and someone else gets it, 1 minute afterwards?

When i save a document in Word, 5 minutes later my computer tells me it doesn’t know what program made it?

That whitegoods and TVs blowup one week out of warranty?

That when someone else gets answers a question correctly, they’re clever but I’m a smartarse?

That The fair pay commission said during boom times “wage restraint was neccessary” and in bust times “wage restraint is required”?

That when a KTM owners owns a KTM he defends it to the hilt, but as soon as it’s sold it was a POS?

These issues and more have been troubling me for the past 48 hours…..

BC

[glennMember]

Mr Blue wrote:

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That immediately after brushing my teething i always think it’s a good time to eat an orange?

That on the day before rego check at 7.00am my Windscreen gets a travelling crack?

That same evening my front blinker decides to call it quits?

That fuel prices go up every thursday?

That the minute I hang out the washing it comes over cloudy and starts to rain?

That I negiotate for 2 days a Buy it Now price with some interstate bike stuff off an ebay seller and someone else gets it, 1 minute afterwards?

When i save a document in Word, 5 minutes later my computer tells me it doesn’t know what program made it?

That whitegoods and TVs blowup one week out of warranty?

That when someone else gets answers a question correctly, they’re clever but I’m a smartarse?

That The fair pay commission said during boom times “wage restraint was neccessary” and in bust times “wage restraint is required”?

That when a KTM owners owns a KTM he defends it to the hilt, but as soon as it’s sold it was a POS?

These issues and more have been troubling me for the past 48 hours…..

BC

You been running the bike in the shed with the door shut again Blue????

[Bruce CurtisMember]

Boony wrote:

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You been running the bike in the shed with the door shut again Blue????

No but that’s probably the next thing that’ll happen, shed door will get locked behind me.

All of the above is true so help me…..
especially the rego ones…………… today

Bruce C.

[dennis da menaceMember]

mr blue, its gotta be something to do with linkages and PDS…

or it might be the spidy hex i put on you for your heathen ways.

repent your sins bluebell, repent!!!!!!!!

[Mick DMember]

I hate all that shit too!! Rest assured it isn’t just you that shit happens to.

[GregMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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I hate all that shit too!! Rest assured it isn’t just you that shit happens to.

Yeah we discussed this today Mick, everyone and everything is out to get you, watch out mate

TB

[Matt BakerMember]

shit happens to Forrest Gump

[glennMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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I hate all that shit too!! Rest assured it isn’t just you that shit happens to.

thought you were p!ssing off on holidays mick…

I`m with Blue all the sh!t on me truck works right up to taking it over for the pink slip then sone bullsh!t thing doesnt work when it gets inspected.. go figure, ??????:huh: :huh: :huh:

[PaulMember]

I dont know, I found a rego check station that just checked the lights, seat belts, drove it down the drive & back and did the brake test in the office by tilting up the test instrument, he even gave me a discount for paying cash!
Got the rego and now the car needs brake work, new exhaust and tyres.
Go figure!

[Bruce CurtisMember]

WikdBeemer wrote:

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I dont know, I found a rego check station that just checked the lights, seat belts, drove it down the drive & back and did the brake test in the office by tilting up the test instrument, he even gave me a discount for paying cash!
Got the rego and now the car needs brake work, new exhaust and tyres.
Go figure!

Now weknow because you are a decent honorable gentleman that you will bring your car up to the required safety standards, (esp cause you ride a beemer) but what about the half-wits he lets get away with this while our families are on the same roads, especially dodgy brake tests.

Bruce

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