Your lucky to get to know me

[Anonymous]

Dick Likes Mohammed Ali

[GregMember]

Thats where I have seen the quote about the light switch :laugh: Ah well done Moto I couldnt remember :laugh:

TB

[DeanMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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Thats where I have seen the quote about the light switch :laugh: Ah well done Moto I couldnt remember :laugh:

TB

also the late great league coach Jack Gibson

Ollie

[GregMember]

Ollie wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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Thats where I have seen the quote about the light switch :laugh: Ah well done Moto I couldnt remember :laugh:

TB

also the late great league coach Jack Gibson

Ollie

Thats the one Ollie, he was talking about a winger yeah now the wingers name? Was it andrew ettingshausen?

TB

[Anonymous]

I have a few Mohammed Ali pictures in my gym at home which is where TB has seen the quote. He was wondering where Dick got it from

[GregMember]

Moto wrote:

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I have a few Mohammed Ali pictures in my gym at home which is where TB has seen the quote. He was wondering where Dick got it from

You have a gym ?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yeah I may have seen it there as well Moto, but I remember the Jack Gibson quote

TB

[Mick DMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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Yeah I may have seen it there as well Moto, but I remember the Jack Gibson quote

TB

It was in the State of Origin and Jack was talking about Andrew Ettinghausen.

Mick says hello to Mr Dasterdly esquire

[Anonymous]

Well, I have a bench press some dumbells a stretch ball and resistance cords in a room at home

[Eric SmithMember]

Hi Dick, Welcome to Old Bulls sunshine! I’d like to see you have a word with our friend Squirrel who has been absent of late. I think you could teach him a thing or two!

My question is: Who’s going to win Dakar this year and why?

[Dwayne OMember]

ECKS-Man wrote:

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Hi Dick, Welcome to Old Bulls sunshine! I’d like to see you have a word with our friend Squirrel who has been absent of late. I think you could teach him a thing or two!

My question is: Who’s going to win Dakar this year and why?

I reckon Frenchman & past Champion Cyril Despre has un unbeatable lead now, & his nav skills are way too good to make big enough errors to let the others past,,,Coma is clsing fast thru the pack, but earlier dramas on a coule of days & time penalties for speeding :laugh: who woiud have thought you would be fined for speeding in a RALLY, still have him over an hour behind Despres

Barring a crash or breakdown :blink:

WHAT U SAY ABOUT THAT DICK ???? RIGHT OR NOT ???

[dennis da menaceMember]

welcome Dick.

how many more beers can i drink before i get dastardly?

dont asnwer that:huh:

and tell your dog to stop sniggering :laugh:

[Anonymous]

ECKS-Man wrote:

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My question is: Who’s going to win Dakar this year and why?

Dick says a KTM will win put you’re house on it
Dick says ride a KTM they are the best and so is Dick

[Anonymous]

menace wrote:

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welcome Dick.

how many more beers can i drink before i get dastardly?

Dick thinks Menace would not get dastardly Dick says Menace is a lover not a fighter

[JohnMember]

G’day Dick,

bout time you joined up. See your making friends already.

[dennis da menaceMember]

Dick Dastardly wrote:

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menace wrote:

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welcome Dick.

how many more beers can i drink before i get dastardly?

Dick thinks Menace would not get dastardly Dick says Menace is a lover not a fighter

its not about fightin ya dick, Dick…

its about drinkin ya dick, Dick…

i penned a song for ya, just ta make ya feel welcome yo the site mate :laugh: :laugh:

Dicks Rhapsodomy…….by Queen.

Is this your real life?
Is this just your fantasy?
Caught in my crossfire
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
Your just a poor Dick (Poor Dick)
You need no sympathy
Because your easy come, easy go
Give some shit, all for show..
Any way the Dick blows
I bet its a technique that Boony knows

The old Squirrel, he just went too far
His nuts got to his head
Pissed peoples off, now he’s dead
Dick, your life has just begun
Dont follow the rodent and throw it all away
Dicko, ooh
Didn’t mean to make you cry
I net you are just sniggering with your Dog and…
Carrying on, carrying on as if nothing really matters

Blah, Blah Blah….Sid James…Blah

[Shitty Guitar Solo]

I see a little silhouetto of a Dick
You ride a Kato, ride a Kato, are you really that Dasterdly
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening…no!!
(PDS) PDS (PDS) PDS (PDS) Oh Magnifico isnt it Dicko!
Magnifico-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oooooooooooooooo
Hes just a poor boy nobody loves Dick
Is he just a poor boy from a Squirrel family
Spare him his life from being related to this rodent family

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Oh little Dick! No, we will not let you go
Let him go
Oh little Dick! We will not let you go
Let him go
Oh little Dick! We will not let you go
Let me go (Will not let you go)
Let me go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never)
Let me go, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mama Dicky, mama Dicky) Mama Dicky, let me go
Oh Dastardly…..has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me!

Blah, Blah…and more Blah..

[Guitar Solo]
(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)

Nothing really matters
Only his mate PorchMonkey can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to Dicky

Any way the Dick goes…

Im sure he’ll let us follow…
For a smallfee!!!

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