There are some great jokes here having been enjoying them all
Here is a couple
Two New Zealanders are taking an Irish man on a guided tour of their country.
Driving along one afternoon they see a sheep with its head stuck in the fence, one NZ’er looks at the other and they quickly pull over the side of the road. The first NZ has his way with the sheep, he comes back to the car and the other NZ jumps out to have his go with the poor sheep. After he is finished the NZers feel rude and so offer their Irish guest a turn. The Irish man grins from ear to ear jumps from the car runs over and sticks his head in the fence.
Little Johny is at school
Teacher: ” Today we are going to do the alphabet, Does anyone know something starting with an A?”
Johny: Hand punching the Air ” Me miss, yep, me here miss, i know”
Teacher: ” Yes little Johny?”
Johny: ” Yeah Arsehole “
Teacher: ” Oh my, well yes Johny that is a word starting with A, but we don’t use it at school ok. NOw does anyone know something starting with B”
Johny: Hand punching the Air ” Me miss, yep, me here miss, i know”
Teacher: ” Yes little Johny?”
Johny: ” Yeah Barstard “
Teacher: ” Oh my, well yes Johny that is a word starting with B, but we don’t use it at school ok. NOw does anyone know something starting with , well actually we might skip C today, doe anyone know something starting with D”
Johny: Hand punching the Air ” Me miss, yep, me here miss, i know”
Teacher: ” Yes little Johny?”
Johny: ” Yeah Dwarf “
Teacher: “Very good johny and whats a dwarf?”
Johny: ” Yeah he’s a little c*nt bout so high “
