Take it easy mate.
The Doctor told me it helps if you sit down to piss. Oh thats right you alrady do.
Think back to my last ride, did i complain about my injuries. No. If all i had was a broken back i would have kept riding and pushed through the pain but my injuries were a lot worse. Me finger took about five days before the scab fell off. Painfull stuff those paper cuts.
Might see if The Gob is interested.