Last Sunday was a bit of an abortion Murph, too many Chiefs it turned out :huh:
Was always going to change the chain, its the part of the equation that is stuffed. But if I can use my rear sprocket still that is great, I have replaced the front sprocket probably around 2000km ago due to bending teeth.
Whats the general rule of thumb with telling if your sprockets need replacing though :huh:
Wait till they look like this then you know you have got your money’s worth :woohoo:
It was Postman Pat’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged
and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £500.
At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an18-carat gold box.
The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie.
She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a giant breakfast:
eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage, waffles, and freshly-squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge..
‘All this was just too wonderful for words,’ he said, ‘but what’s the five pounds for?’
‘Well,’ said the dumb blonde, ‘last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day,
and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you’.
He said, ‘F*** him. Give him five quid.’
She smiled prettily. ‘The breakfast was my idea.’
April 19, 2010 at 11:16 pm
in reply to: Jokes#175802
This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks
badly.
So, he goes down the road to the next farm and asks if they have a
rooster that they would sell.
The other farmer says, ‘Yes, I’ve got this great rooster, named Kenny.
He’ll service every chicken you’ve got, no problem.’
Trouble is, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the
Farmer decides he’d be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.
The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but
first he gave the rooster a pep talk. ‘I want you to pace yourself now.
You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of
money.
Consequently, I’ll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and
have some fun,’ the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house
and Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen
house – three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure
enough, Kenny is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by the lake.
Once again – WHAM! – All the geese get it.
By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won’t
even last the night. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the
next morning to find Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth
open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the air with
Buzzards circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive
animal, shakes his head and says, ‘Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself.
I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you’ve done to yourself.’
Kenny slowly opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky
above and says,
‘Shut it, you’re scarin the pussy away.
Watch the video for some explanation of squish.
My understanding is:
Machining away at the squish band will decrease compression since you’re creating more volume in the combustion chamber. You can also separately adjust the compression by raising or lowering the cylinder deck height (effectively lifting or lowering the head relative to the piston) by installing different thickness gaskets.
I bought a 60csx from o/s for about $350 landed from memory and I d/l shonky maps but so far only used it to track plots and not to navigate so I can’t really tell you much except that it seems to work well.
