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Iv’e been riding a mates yz250 over here and they are a ton of fun it had been a while since i’d ridden a two smoker and had forgotten how good they are

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micknmeld wrote:

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No snide remarks from me, I have an each way bet happening in my shed,I have all the brands except a Suzuki.

That wasn’t directed at you Mick it was the other red rider who will remain anonymous

Hows the foot healing ?

I knew who you getting at. I get the plaster off at 1.30pm tomorrow and then have a MRI and by 10am Friday at the fracture clinic I will know how I stand. Pun intended.:laugh:

Good to hear your on the mend…I was going riding at Black Duck next week to see how much damage i could do to myself but thats out now…On the up side i’m flying out of here Friday

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I’m looking into buying a large chunk of land on the Qld/Nsw border next year so it will be one spot Old Bulls can ride

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micknmeld wrote:

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No snide remarks from me, I have an each way bet happening in my shed,I have all the brands except a Suzuki.

That wasn’t directed at you Mick it was the other red rider who will remain anonymous

Hows the foot healing ?

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Gidday Hatto,

Being a fellow green rider you will have to put up with the odd snide remark from the red riders here they all wish they had green

Welcome

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Not a joke but funny anyway…The boys didn’t realise the stacker came up that far

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Right! Where’s my pistol if those pricks in front are laughing i’m gunna start shooting

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Dave works hard at the plant & spends most of his evenings riding his scoot with the boys. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them & says “Hey Dave, how ya doin?” His wife is puzzled & asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh No,” says Dave. “He works at the plant.”

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable & says, “you must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser. “No honey, she works at the plant, too.”

A stripper comes over to their table & throws her arms around Dave. “Hi Davey,” she says. “Want your usual table dance?” Dave’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse & storms out of the club.

Dave follows & spots her getting into a cab. Before she slams the door, he jumps in beside her & she starts screaming at him.

The cabby turns his head & says, “Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave

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Rang Alan on the monday to claim my prize, great guy, after getting my details etc and telling me they will be there next day, I was a bit sceptical (They are in tasmania after all), but what do you know tuesday morning a nice shiny set of pivot pegz turn up at my office. I have them installed now, an easy job and looking forward to riding with them tommorrow.

Thanks Allan for a great product and your exceptional customer service.

Cheers
Chris.

Does that mean the group purchase is off now you have a set?

[ChrisMember]

Guy on a Honda pulls up to a toll booth. Toll collector says “Two dollars”. Honda rider says “Sold!”

[ChrisMember]

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?” The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, “So Doc, look at this engine. I open its ‘heart’, take valves out, fix’em, put’em back in; and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a measly salary and you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same kind of work?”
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, “Try doing it with the engine running.”

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A young man starts work at the local adult toy store. The owner says he has to go and tells the young man, if you can’t find a price on something make one up.

A white chick comes in and asks “how much for the white dildo?” he says “10 bucks” and she takes it.

A black chick comes in and asks ” how much for the black dildo?” he says “20 bucks” and she takes it.

A biker chick comes in and asks “how much for the plaid dildo?” he says “30 bucks” and she takes it.

The boss comes back and asks what happened while he was out and the young man replies, “I sold a white dildo to a white chick for $10, a black dildo to a black chick for $20 and a biker chick bought my thermos for $30.

[ChrisMember]

A biker is riding along a country lane, when a sparrow flies up in front of him. The biker can’t do anything and hits the sparrow. As he looks in his rear view mirror, he sees the sparrow lying in the road. Being the kind of guy he is, he stops, picks up the sparrow and takes it home and puts it in a cage, still in a coma. When the sparrow wakes up the following morning, he looks through the bars of the cage and says, “Shit, I must have killed the biker”.

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One Sunday an old biker walks into church and sits down in the front row. As the preacher is beginning his sermon, the devil suddenly appears at the altar. The members of the congregation, including the preacher himself, flee the church in terror, all except for this one old biker in the front row.

The devil notices this one biker still in the church and walks down from the altar to confront him. He roars at the man, “Do you know who I am?”

“Why of course I know who you are,” the man calmly replies. “You’re Satan.”

“And you’re not afraid of me like the others?” the devil asks somewhat miffed.

To which the biker replies, “No. Why should I be? I’ve been married to your sister for the last 25 years.”

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I better take the keys just in case someone tries to steal it while I sneak off for a leak

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